Angela's Heckler/Transcript

Angela's Heckler
[Episode starts in the auditorium with MC blowing an air horn. The Auditorium is decorated with Christmas decor.]

MC: Aw, yeah! It's holly jolly time, y'all! Who's ready for the big Christmas concert?

[The audience consists of Tom and Ginger bored, Hank sleeping, and Ben working with his laptop, showing no interest. The MC pouts a little bit.]

MC: Well, that's later.. But right now, let's get some dress-rehearsal-style applause for Angela!

[Tom's face brightens when mentioning Angela.]

Angela: Thank you, thank you! Alright, guys. Here's a Christmas song my grandmother used to sing to me when I was a little girl. Now there's just one thing I want for Christmas.

''♪ Here's some things I like about Christmas... presents ♪''

MC: True that!

Angela: ♪ Mistletoe ♪

[Ginger slingshots a stone to Tom but is unfazed by it.]

MC: Uh-huh!

Angela: ''♪ Candy canes. ♪''

MC: Canes of candy.

Angela: ''♪ But you know what I hate about Christmas? ♪''

MC: What's that?

Angela: (spoken) Reindeer.

MC: Reindeer?

Angela: ''♫ Reindeer! Stomping on my roof! ♫''

[Ben is confused when it echoes "stomping on my roof" with a different voice.]

Angela: ''♫ Eating all my carrots! Pooping on my snowman! ♫''

[Tom cheers for Angela while Hank is still sleeping.]