Everybody Hates Tom/Transcript

(several men are seen moving boxes into a moving van. Hank: Are we remodelling? Did we win a house-decoration show contest? Ben: No, Hank. We're finally being evicted because we're broke! Our savings are down to one coin. Hank: No! I'm not ready to be garage-less! Tom: No, it's bad. Our only hope is that our newest invention is a massive hit that saves the company! Ben: The reviews will post any minute. If people don't like it, we'll lose the garage! End of business! Tom: Don't talk like that! We'll do whatever it takes to keep this team together. Whatever it takes. Moving man: Excuse me. (takes table tennis table, robot falls, erects legs, and hands Hank a sandwich.) Hank: Oh, thanks. So this is the new invention, huh? A food returner! Ben: We call it the Helping Hand. It helps you do small chores by giving you a helping hand, hence the name. (moving man tries to pry laptop from Tom) Tom: No, not yet! We need a minute! (review is played on laptop) Man onscreen: The new helping hand from Tom and Ben Enterprises is awful. (The friends gasp) Man: Awfully good! It's great at opening pickle jars! And I own a lot of pickle jars. Highly recommended! (Friends are relieved) Ben: Oh, that's a good start, but one good review won't be enough to save us.