Newserator/Transcript

This is a transcript for the episode Newserator.
 * (The episode begins with Tom and Ben reading a news report on TV. They are in the studio of Tom and Ben News.)
 * Reporter: Reading our top story: Kid Katdashian breaks her own record by divorcing 9th husband after only 72 hours.
 * (Tom swipes away the TV, and reads his reports)
 * Tom: Our top story on the Tom and Ben News... Errrr.
 * (Ben spins in his chair, chuckling. An advert for the Tomato Fest appears above the reporters. A hand then shuts it down.)
 * Tom: Frankly, folks, nothing is happening around here.
 * (The screen at the bottom of the desk, which was showing the logo, switches to a black screen saying "OFF THE AIR")
 * Tom: Why, oh, why, is anyone going to watch our news show in a town where nothing happens?
 * Ben: You can't just make news happen unless you're Rupert Murdoch.
 * Tom: Yeah. Too bad he couldn't invent something that makes news!
 * (Ben suddenly gets an idea)
 * Ben: Challenge accepted!
 * (He runs off, spinning Tom's chair.)
 * (Cuts outside. Pierre plays on his gaming system)
 * Pierre: Take that, poser!
 * Ben: Behold, the Newserator 3000!
 * (Ben takes the cover off the machine and reveals it to his friends. Ginger and Gina look at awe.)
 * Ginger: Oooh!
 * Tom: A camera? Really? A camera?
 * Ben: Not just a camera; it makes news stories!
 * (Ben presses the on/off button on the Newserator, and it activated. It put its “hands” together and spied some bins. It picked up the bins and shaped them into 2 parts of an alien UFO. Then it put Pierre into the bin UFO.)
 * Pierre: Arrrrrrrgh!
 * (The Newserator threw Pierre out in the horizon and recorded him crashing in a nearby town later named as Downtown Nowheresville)
 * Ginger: Oh, uncle, I wanna ride next! Me me, me next!
 * Newserator: You are live in 3, 2, 1!
 * (It hands the report to Tom, who then reads it.)
 * Tom: “BREAKING NEWS! Mystery UFO strikes Downtown Nowheresville. Strange alien parrot aboard set upon by citizens!”
 * (Cuts to Pierre who is attacked by tomatoes, just like you can do in his app. Then back to Tom and Ben, walking excitedly back into T&BN Studios.)
 * Tom: Epic win! The Tom and Ben News will be bigger than flying spaghetti in no time!
 * (They high-five each other.)
 * Tom and Ben: Booyah!
 * (Newserator hands them the news.)
 * Tom: “A two-car pile-up is snarling traffic on I16.”
 * Ben: But those are our cars!
 * Tom: “The missing drivers are being sought for questioning.”
 * (Ben runs out of his chair and the studio. Tom, surprised, looked at the news story)
 * Tom: ...though, um, I'm sure they'll have a really, really good explanation.
 * (Back outside, Ben confronts the Newserator.)
 * Ben: Listen, you!
 * (Newserator once again hands him the script. Tom quickly comes out.)
 * Tom: Huh? “FLASH! Worst tornado on record strikes nearby trailer park!”? (he and Ben scream)
 * (Newserator spins itself into a tornado and strikes a tin can. Ginger screams and he and Gina run into the can, and disappears when the “tornado” passed it, but they were still here.)
 * Ginger: Again! Again!
 * (The “tornado” stops spinning)
 * Ben: Tom, this is going to make us the wrong kind of famous.
 * Newserator: Tom and Ben has an investigation for making fake news. They made me do it.
 * Tom: Let's get ’em Ben!
 * (Tom and Ben tackle Newserator)
 * Newserator: Freedom of the press, workplace harassment increases. (knocks them down)
 * (Pierre appears and throws a tomato at its on/off button. Newserator turns off.)
 * Pierre: I was 50 points from levelling up, you noob!
 * Ginger: Uncle, are we gonna be on the news tonight?
 * Tom: No comment. (puts his paw in front of the screen.)