Online Romance/Transcript

(The episode begins with Ginger going to his calendar and circling January 30)

Ginger: It's here! (goes to a box and takes out a curly straw) Woah. Free Milkshake Day. (Swings to the gang) '''It's Free Milkshake Day!!!! '''(lands on the couch where Hank and Angela are sitting) Everyone's going, right?

Tom: Yeah!

Ben: Put me down for one medium vanilla.

Ginger: I'm getting chocolate! No wait, mint! No wait, I'm getting them all.

Hank: Ginger, Free Milkshake Day isn't just about gorging yourself on free milkshakes. It's about friends celebrating the magical day each year when the diner cleans their freezers and gives away the ice creams they were going to dump in the garbage.