Angry Parrots/Transcript

(Tom and Ben are in the news studio. Ginger records them live on TV.)

Tom: Tonight: “All Hairballs Cause by Extra-Terrestrials!)

Ben: And “Rain: Where Does it Come From?” Right after this!

(Tom throws all of the stories at Ben.)

Tom: Kibble breath!

(Ben squirts Tom with the water gun.)

Ben: Furball!

(The connection is lost.)

Ginger: Guys guys! Our TV signal just went dead!

Tom: What? That was some of our best stuff ever!

(He and Ben look up into the air)

Tom and Ben: Pierre!

(Above the trailer, Pierre is playing on his portable console. He was busy fighting the undead in Zombie BrainSuckers.)

Pierre: Take that, Zombie BrainSuckers!

(He shoots tomatoes at the zombies in the game.)

48 hours... of this game... must... save... princess...

(Tom climbs up to the top of the trailer.)

Tom: Pierre, you’ve stopped pedalling! Our news cast is off the air!

Pierre: Save princess... from zombies.

(Tom tries to get him to snap out of it.)

Tom: Pierre! Pierrio! Polly got a brain?! Pierre!!

(Pierre puts in seeds in every word.)

Pierre: Zombie, Brain, Suckers!

Tom: Pierre (voice gets distorted in game.)

(Pierre looks at the screen. He sees Tom through it.)

Pierre: Zombie! (He spits seeds at Tom, while in game, he throws a tomato at him. He falls unconscious. Ben, Ginger and Gina are below.)

Ben: Hello? What‘s going on up there?

(Pierre spots Ben.)

Ben: (voice distorted)

(Pierre shoots seeds at Ben, Ginger and Gina and the three run away.)

Ben: He's armed!

Ginger: Technically, those are wings.

Ben: Run anyway!

Pierre: (still spitting seeds) Take that, brain suckers! Take that, flesh eaters! Go back to where you came from, zombies! Hey zombies, feast on fish! (Pierre flies off with Ben and Ginge hiding, Tom walks up to them)

Tom: Oh man, Pierre is acting weirder than usual.

Ben: And without his pedal power, our newscast is finnito!

Tom: I'm sure we'll figure something.

(Camera cuts to trailer)

Tom: This game has really taken over Pierre's life!

Ben: In "Zombie Brain Suckers", the game ends when you free the princess. If we get Pierre to think he's freed her, he'll stop playing.

Ginger: Will it work?

Ben: Probably not. Now, we need someone to play the princess.

Ginger: Ooh! Ooh! Gina can do it! She's a great actress!

(Camera cuts to Gina locked in a cage, Ben turns to Tom and Ginger)

Ben: Now, you pretend to be zombies and guard the princess. Pierre will expect you to put up a fight.

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