Jet Pack Cat/Transcript

(The episode begins with Eddy and Ed about to test a jetpack. Eddy puts it on.)

Eddy: If this works, I'll be world-famous!

(Eddy does various operations to prepare the jetpack for flight while Ed makes a scientific statement.)

Ed: The atmosphere conditions and pressure ratios combined with the lack of any precipitation make it a fine AM for our test.

Eddy: What?

Ed: It’s a beautiful morning for a blast-off.

Eddy: Why didn't you just say that?

(Eddy jumps up and blasts off.)

Eddy: Whoa! *chuckle*

(Cuts to Daggett's tent, Daggett is dreaming about his love interest)

(Daggett suddenly wakes up after hearing a loud noise)

Daggett: AHH!!

(Cuts to Timmy chasing a lizard)

Timmy: Hey, wait, come back here, wait! *laughs*

(Timmy hears a noise)

Timmy: Huh?

(Eddy is in the sky)

Eddy: Woohoo! This is amazing!

Timmy: Wow! Awesome!

(The lizard runs away.)

(Cuts to the outside of the tent next to the trailer)

Daggett: That's it! I'm one angry beaver! Why do you test in the morning? You're always waking me up!

Ed: You've heard the saying, "The Early Bird catches the worm", right?

Daggett: Yes, and I hate it. They should change it to, "The Early Noisy Dog and Cat 'ought to go back to sleep"! What are you guys testing anyways?

Ed: An individual back-mounted rocket powered propulsion unit.

Daggett: A what?

Ed: *sighs* A jet-pack.

(Meanwhile, Eddy is in the sky testing the jet-pack, when he goes to a window of an airplane where Angela is in. She is shocked to see him fly.)

(Cuts to the trailer)

George: Look!

Harold: Up in the sky!

Wallace: It's a flying squirrel!

Cowardly Lion: It's a flying monkey!

Rolf: It's a flying Ed-boy!

Timmy: You three are wrong, it's Eddy flying like a bird!

(Eddy lands with smoke. Daggett, Timmy and Ed cough.)

Eddy: This is great! Everyone is gonna want one of these.

Daggett: Not everyone.

Eddy: We'll be able to zip anywhere in seconds, with no traffic jams. Only one problem--bugs in your teeth.

Daggett: P.U.!

Ed: Cool!

Timmy: Gross!

(Eddy shakes his head to get the bugs off his teeth)

Ed: So we need a mandibular maxillary mounting incisor protector. Hmm...

Eddy, Daggett and Timmy: A what?

Ed: *sigh* A mouth guard.

Daggett: Why didn't you just say that?

Timmy: I wanna fly!

Eddy: You're too young, so don't touch it.

(Cuts to the jet-pack placement)

Plank: ...

Timmy: They didn't say you couldn't touch it, Plank. Now, which button to push--(Ginger blasts off after pushing the button) Whoa!

Eddy: Oh, look at that.

(Timmy is in the sky)

Timmy: Yow!

Eddy: He touched it!

Timmy: Yikes!!

(The jet-pack stops flying)

Timmy: Help!

(Timmy and Plank suddenly stop falling. Daggett catches them)

Daggett: I got you!

(The jet pack falls, crashes to the ground and breaks)

(Daggett lands Timmy and Plank gracefully)

Timmy: I'm sorry. I just wanted to fly.

Eddy: It's totally broken. (creaks jet-pack wing) So much for fame and fortune.

Timmy: I'll help you fix it.

Ed: It's too dangerous!

Eddy: Hey look! A lizard!

(Timmy starts chasing it again)

Daggett: And I'm going back to bed. Why don't you guys try and invent something quiet for a change?

Ed: (loudly) Challenge accepted!

(The episode ends)