Attack of the Tech!/Transcript

This is a transcript for the episode Attack of the Tech.


 * (The camera zooms into a tent in an open desert.)
 * Pierre: Take that, Noob! Cool! (cuts to the inside of the tent where he is playing a video game) That Was So Realistic! (sips water from water bottle)
 * (He hears a rumbling. He looks inside the water bottle where the water inside is shaking. His pupil shrinks. He runs outside the tent.)
 * Pierre: Ah!!!
 * (Cuts to Ben and Tom being chased by a giant robot.)
 * Ben: I don't know what went wrong, Thomas! (He hides behind a shrub) I followed schematics and used lots of screws, bolts, and nuts!
 * Robot: Nom, nom, celery! (eats the shrub)
 * Ben: (runs away) Ah!
 * Tom: Maybe you used too many nuts!
 * (Ginger runs up to Pierre)
 * Ginger: Tom and Ben made a robot!
 * Pierre: Dude, I see that. Wow, It's like a real life video game!
 * Tom: I'm a cat, not cat food! (He and Ben scream.)
 * Pierre: This is totally cool!
 * (Tom and Ben scream again.)
 * (The robot stomps towards the tent and Pierre and Ginger dodge it.)
 * Pierre: Ah!!! (robot crushes tent) My tent! Now that is not cool!
 * (A tumbleweed passes by. Ginger pops up.)
 * Ginger: Ooh! Tumbleweed! (chases tumbleweed)
 * (In the distance, Ben and Tom are still being chased by the robot.)
 * Tom: For the love of Ceiling Cat, do something!
 * (Cuts to behind the caravan with Tom, Ben, Pierre, and Ginger.)
 * Ben: Hey, I need that controller.
 * Pierre: (gives controller to Ben) (peeks from behind caravan with Tom) Tom, Isn't that your car?
 * Tom: (sighs)
 * (Cuts to the robot eating Tom's car.)
 * Tom: Yep. And I just washed it. (cuts back to him with Ginger, Pierre, and Ben) (to Ben) You realize this is all your fault!
 * Ben: Me? You're the one who named it Self-Aware!
 * (Cuts to the robot who burps and looks at Tom, Ben, Pierre, and Ginger. They hide and it eats the rest of Tom's car.)
 * Ben: Phew!
 * Pierre: So what's the idea, dudes? Why did you make a hunger-crazed robot?
 * Tom: I wanted to solve the world's ever-mounting trash and garbage problem.
 * Ginger: Then it will eat my broccoli for me?
 * Ben: There! I have now invented an electro-magnetic pulse generator.
 * Tom: You're going to wipe our robot out?!
 * Pierre: No, we're going to invite it over for Pizza and braid its wires.
 * Tom: You can't just destroy it! We can't wipe something out just because we don't understand it. We must learn to embrace our differences. Sure, it squishes things, eats my car. But maybe, just maybe (runs out from caravan) all it needs is a little love. Right, robot?
 * (Ginger comes out of the caravan too with Gina.)
 * Ginger: Me and Gina love you, robot!
 * Robot: Rawr! (picks up Ginger)
 * Tom: Ginger!
 * (The robot puts Ginger onto his tongue, which is a rusty slide, and Ginger slides down it, getting eaten.)
 * Tom: (Runs back behind the caravan) Okay, we have to destroy it.
 * Ben: It might not work.
 * Robot: (burps)
 * (Tom runs out from the caravan with the electro-magnetic pulse generator.)
 * Tom: Hey, Robot! Nom nom this!
 * (The pulse generator zaps the robot causing it to fall over with Ginger and Gina falling out of its stomach.)
 * Tom: Ginger.
 * (Ginger opens his eyes.)
 * Ben: Oh, thank Tesla, you're okay!
 * Ginger: That... was... awesome! Again, again!
 * (Tom, Pierre, Ben and Ginger cheer and laugh.)
 * (The episode ends.)