Glitch Apocalypse/Transcript

[sinister chattering]

00:36

[chattering, laughing]

00:46

-What's all that noise in there? -[chattering]

00:50

Ugh!

00:53

-Aah! They just cubed the Landlord. -Oh, no.

00:57

-Let's get out of here. -[Ben] Wait.

01:03

-Go, go, go! -[pow, pow]

01:16

Angela's not answering her phone. I need to warn her about this!

01:19

-So what's the plan? -Well...

01:29

I could create a Universe Unmixer

01:31

to close the gap between our world and the computer world.

Come On Faster

01:34

But I can't do it here. I need electricity and quiet!

01:38

-[people screaming] -So we need a place to work. Okay...

01:42

I've got an idea, but you are not going to like it.

01:51

♪ Wa-oah! ♪

02:02

Hmm.

02:05

Ah! Take whatever you want!

02:07

I'll give you the names and addresses of people who trusted me!

02:09

-Um... we're not Zappers. -Huh?

02:12

-Oh, it's you. What do you want? -Not your help, that's for--

02:16

-No, we want your help. -[muffled]

02:17

Ben has a plan to fight the Zappers from here.

02:20

He does? Too bad, because I have my own plan!

02:23

I was just bravely preparing to save the world.

02:27

-Liar! -Look, we don't have time for fighting!

02:34

I know you're in a bad place, but a bad place is good place...

02:38

-[phone ringing] -...for a comeback! Am I right?

02:40

-Why is Tom calling? -Angela.

02:43

If you wanted to see me you should have stayed at my concert, Tom.

02:47

Um, okay. That's bad.

02:48

But it's just that something really huge is happening.

02:51

Lots of huge things are happening, Tom.

02:53

For example, I just quit music forever.

02:56

-What? Will-- -[Ben] Tom, No!

02:59

Give me that! He's going to break it!

03:01

-Ha! -Tommmm!

03:04

Angela, right now we have a huge crisis to deal with.

03:07

-Come see me at the CEO's office. No, Tom. I don't want to see you.

03:11

-But An-- -[crash, scream]

03:13

I think this was the crisis Tom was talking about.

03:16

Those are SquareStack Zappers!

03:19

I'm only here to get my stupid Community Helper Badge.

03:22

-[boing] -[squeaking]

03:24

-The electronic sound is stopping them. -Go, guys. Get out of here.

03:29

-I can distract them with music. -[Zappers chattering]

03:31

But Angela, you don't do music anymore.

03:34

[screams, plays riff]

03:38

Hurry! Find Tom!

03:41

Angela...

03:44

Let's go!

03:47

The Universe Unmixer is finished! It needs to charge its batteries.

03:51

Which will take approximately... one minute.

03:54

[whirring, beeping]

03:58

-[hammering] -Hey, guys.Hey, Orangeie

04:02

You made it! But where's Angela?

04:04

Uh... she...

04:05

She distracted a bunch of Zappers so they'd get her while we got away.

04:09

-What? I have to help her.-Tom! You can't go! They'll cube you, too.

04:13

-Let go! -We can still save her, Tom.

04:15

We just need 30 seconds. Then we'll turn on the Unmixer and kick digital butt.

04:22

-[sinister chattering] -Agh!

04:24

Help! My office is being invaded!

04:27

I still need 15 seconds! Distract that thing!

04:33

Great job, CEO.Very distracting.

04:37

More Zappers! Turn on the machine!

04:39

Almost there. Four seconds.

04:41

-Aaagh! -Three, two, one--

04:47

Whoops.

04:48

Noooo! That was the world's last chance!

04:51

Well, we tried. On to Plan B. Enjoy your horrible fates, everybody else.

04:56

[evil laugh]

05:00

Oh, Goldie. Who cares if the rest of the world gets cubed?

05:03

-Things always work out for us in the end. -[sinister chattering]

05:08

[giggling]

05:13

Maybe the CEO's bathroom door will stop them forever?

05:16

-[banging] -Nothing can stop them.

05:18

Come on. You have to keep fighting.

05:20

These are computer thingies, right? Make a computer virus!

05:24

For your idea to work, I'd need some sort of massive infection--

05:28

Wait. You're a genius!

05:31

Ha-ha-ha! I know where we can get help.

05:34

We just need to find a way out of here.

05:36

-Guys? -Whoa.

05:41

You can go down the CEO's massive oversized luxury toilet.

05:46

Wow. The pipes on that must be huge.

05:49

All right. Let's escape this building by going down this toilet -

05:52

for Angela and for the whole world.

05:56

-[Tom] Ginger, what are you doing? -I can't go with you.

05:59

One of us needs to stay behind to flush.

06:02

No! Get in the potty. I'll do the flushing.

06:05

-[banging] -You have to hold the door.

06:07

And you, you have to save the world.

06:10

Just promise me that when you do,

06:12

you'll tell people what I did was worth a Scout Boys Community Helper Badge.

06:17

It would be an honor.

06:18

-[banging] -How much longer do I have to hold the--

06:23

Goodbye, Tom...

06:25

[flushing]

06:29

Whoa!

06:30

[giggles] At least I got to flush people down the toilet.

06:38

No!

06:44

[chattering]

06:56

[panting]

06:59

[Ben] Hm.

07:02

Oh, no. Ben, you didn't tell me this was your idea.

07:05

[beep, clank]

07:08

Jeremy the germ.

07:10

Tom the jerk. How's it going? I hope you're in good health.

07:17

-[cackles] -Wow, this cell is so clean.

07:20

You must love that.

07:22

We don't have time to cleverly insult each other.

07:24

Jeremy, computer viruses have invaded the town.

07:26

Oh, I see, and to fight the viruses, you want the help of a germ.

07:33

-Exactly. Can you do it? -Oh, sure. I can infect anything.

07:38

But it's gonna cost ya.

07:47

Ugh.

07:49

Aw. This brings back memories.

07:51

On the other side of this door is the portal to the computer world.

07:55

We have to toss you in there. You infect it from the inside.

07:59

Looking forward to it! It's been so long since I've made anyone sick.

08:03

Let's do this.

08:08

Aagh!

08:10

Ew!

08:19

-No! -Tom?

08:23

-Aagh! -Ben!

08:26

Ugh! No!

08:42

-Jeremy! -Don't forget about our deal, Tom!

08:46

I won't.

08:51

Aaagh!

09:01

He-he-he-he!

09:12

Oh, boy.

09:14

[chattering]

09:17

Ha-ha-ha! We did it!

09:19

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

09:23

[both] All right!

09:24

That was a royal flush! Woo-hoo!

09:28

Geronimo!!!!!!!!

09:41

Can I get a little help here? Ow! My body hurts.

09:45

[sobs]

09:48

It's sure good to have everything back to normal again.

Did you have to make a stupid deal to let Jeremy move in here?

Quiet, roomies!

Jeremy! Get Out!

I'm trying to watch a movie about a doctor who gets in big trouble.

Don't blame me. Tom did that.

Ben, step away from your computer.

Xenon! She's here!

-[helicopter blades whirring] -Boy, oh, boy, oh--

Wow, Xenon. You sure know how to make an entrance.

I'm sorry, Ben. I'm not here as your girlfriend.

The Agency has decided you're too dangerous.

Wh-what agency?

The Agency, Ben-bear. The Agency.

Angela, I'm sorry about everything that happened at your concert

and I promise I will make it up to you.

I just had to-- Angela? Angela?

Angela, where are you?

[echoing] Angela!

[echoing] Tom. Anyone.

Where am I?

WHOA!

(What will happen to Angela in Season 4 Episode 1)