Attack of the Tech!/Transcript

This is a transcript for the episode Attack of the Tech.


 * (The camera zooms into a tent in an open desert.)
 * Pierre: Take that, Noob! Cool! (cuts to the inside of the tent where he is playing a video game) That Was So Realistic! (sips water from water bottle)
 * (He hears a rumbling. He looks inside the water bottle where the water inside is shaking. His pupil shrinks. He runs outside the tent.)
 * Pierre: Ah!!!
 * (Cuts to Ben and Tom being chased by a giant robot.)
 * Ben: I don't know what went wrong, Thomas! I followed schematics and used lots of screws, bolts, and nuts.
 * Robot: Nom, nom, celery! (eats shrub)
 * Ben: (runs away) Ah!
 * Tom: Maybe you used too many nuts!
 * (Ginger runs up to Pierre)
 * Ginger: Tom and Ben Made a Robot!
 * Pierre: Dude, I see that... Wow, It's like a real life video game!
 * Tom: I'm a Cat, Not Cat Food!
 * Tom and Ben: (screams)
 * Pierre: This is Totally Cool!
 * Tom and Ben: (screams)
 * (The robot stomps towards the tent and Pierre and Ginger dodge it.)
 * Pierre: Ah!!! (robot crushes tent) My tent! Now That is Not Cool!
 * (A tumbleweed passes by. Ginger pops up.)
 * Ginger: Ooh! Tumbleweed! (chases tumbleweed)
 * (In the distance, Ben and Tom are still being chased by the robot.)
 * Tom: For the love of Ceiling Cat, do something!
 * (Cuts to behind the caravan with Tom, Ben, Pierre, and Ginger.)
 * Ben: Hey, I need that Controller.
 * Pierre: (gives controller to Ben) (peeks from behind caravan with Tom) Tom, Isn't that your car?
 * Tom: (sighs)
 * (Cuts to the robot eating Tom's car.)
 * Tom: Yep. And I just washed it. (cuts back to him with Ginger, Pierre, and Ben) (to Ben) You realize this is all your fault!
 * Ben: Me? You're the one who named it Self-Aware!
 * (Cuts to the robot who burps and looks at Tom, Ben, Pierre, and Ginger. They hide and it eats the rest of Tom's car.)
 * Ben: Phew!
 * Pierre: So What's the big idea, Dudes? Why did you make a hunger crazed robot?
 * Tom: I wanted to solve the world's ever-mounting trash and garbage problem.
 * Ginger: Then it will eat my broccoli for me?
 * Ben: There! I have now invented an electro-magnetic pulse generator.
 * Tom: You're going to wipe our robot out?
 * Pierre: No, we're going to invite it over for Pizza and braid its wires.
 * Tom: You can't destroy! We can't wipe something out just because we don't understand it. We must learn to embrace our differences. Sure, it squishes things, eats my car.
 * Robot: Huh?
 * Tom: But maybe, just maybe (runs out from caravan) all it needs is a little love. Right, robot?
 * (Ginger comes out of the caravan too with Gina.)
 * Ginger: Me and Gina love you, robot!
 * Robot: Rawr! (picks up Ginger)
 * Tom: Ginger!
 * (The robot puts Ginger onto his tongue, which is a rusty slide, and Ginger slides down it, getting eaten.)
 * Tom: Okay, we have to destroy it.
 * Ben: It might not work.
 * Robot: (burps)
 * (Tom runs out from the caravan with the electro-magnetic pulse generator.)
 * Tom: Hey, Robot! Nom nom this!
 * (The pulse generator zaps the robot causing it to fall over with Ginger and Gina falling out of its stomach.)
 * Tom: Ginger.
 * (Ginger opens his eyes.)
 * Ben: Oh, Thank Tesla, you're okay!
 * Ginger: That... was... awesome! Again, Again!
 * Pierre: Yeah!
 * Tom: Excellent!
 * Ben: Yeah. (chuckles)
 * Ginger: Yeah!
 * Tom: Yes!
 * (The episode ends.)