Talking Roy and Friends/Transcript

Flashback and Prologue:
Roy: So here’s what happened, Tom made a successful invention... finally. But everything went wrong.

Roy: Now everyone thinks it’s his fault. And every friend Tom used to have is uh.... on my side. Oh, poor Tom. Hey, on with the show. (laughs)

(theme song plays, but Roy's face is supermised over Tom's.)

Roy and Friends
Hank: I used to think sunglasses were about style and sun protection, but now I know they’re about letting me see on virtual world. I can even feel the forest mud in between my toes.

*Ben turns off the glasses*

*Hank steps in a mud*

Roy: Great job, Ben. It looks like our Funglasses are gonna be a real hit!

Ben: They were your brilliant idea Roy. I just made them a reality. A virtual reality!

Roy: Good one. (Ben laughing)

Ginger: Our friendship is already better than the old one with.... what’s-his-name?

(There is an defaced picture of Tom & Ben Enterprises in the garbage. Three flies are even buzzing.)

Hank: Yeah. TV thinks so too. Look!

Ron Sauvignon (Craig): The Helping Hand horror is behind us. Thanks to Roy and his new tech company “Roy and Ben Enterprises”.

Roy: Thanks Craig, but I’d rather call it Ben and Roy Enterprises. Put Ben first.

Ron Sauvignon (Craig): It turns out he’s really humble as well!

Roy: People like us yeah, but I say let’s make them love us, by throwing a big party for the Funglasses launch.

All: Yeah!

Ginger: I love our lives now!

(Roy climbs the stairs and finds Angela, sad.)

Roy (to Angela): Hey, you okay?

Angela: Oh, it’s nothing. I’m just a little sad about what happened with Tom.

Roy: Yeah. Well he was a big part of your life. 'Cause I could invite him to the party if you think it too.

Angela: No! He betrayed us, and I have to forget about him, like, I’m sure he’s already forgotten about us.

(Tom goes to a passageway and sees the defaced picture, Tom is afraid, The lights is removed. Tom is crying and he is weeping, and he then cooks a banana peel over a trash can. When the sad music plays anyway.)

Tom: This probably couldn’t get any worse-

(Someone puts a paper bag over his head. Tom is whimpering.)

Helping Tom
(Tom wakes up in a dark room, tied up.)

Tom: Whoever you are, you better watch out! I’m willing to try Kung-Fu!

Landlord: (laughs) There will be no Kung and Fu fight today.

Tom: Wha-- Landlord?

Landlord: Sorry about the bag head Tom. We thought you wouldn’t meet with us if just we asked nicely.

Tom: Why are-- Wait, who is "We"?

Darren: Aloha!

Flo: Hello!

Mel: Aha!

Autumn Summers: Tom!

Tom: Oh no, come on! (Ms. Vanthrax said to Tom) Haven't I suffered enough?!

Flo: We need your help.

Tom: What?

Flo: You see, something has to be done about... Roy!

Tom: Wait. Who also knows he’s up from evil funny bad guy minions?

Darren: No, but we're used to clashing with whoever leads the garage group and we prefer clashing with you.

Landlord: Roy is too clever! He convinced me to cut therent in half! Why did I do that?

Mel: He put our science lab out of business. Now how will we mock our competitors?

Ms. Vanthrax: He told the school board that I was too tough on my students. Now I have to give them positive reinforcement.

Tom: Huh. Well I’m really more worried about the secret evil bad guy things, but I am on board with getting rid of Roy and I know exactly what we need to do.

Planning
Tom: Roy seems perfect, but he’s hiding something in a secret room under his house. If we can break into that room and expose whatever is in it, we can take him down, but the room is locked with a high-tech eyeball scanner that Roy can only use, so we need to fool that scanner.

Mel: But we have to do it when no one would notice people sneaking around Roy's house. That could be tricky.

Tom: Good, anyway. But I wanna know a party I wasn't good and also a perfect horizon.

Big Party
(scene cuts to Roy's party, conversations are heard.)

Ben: Wow, the whole town is here celebrating our Funglasses!

Roy: Who'd miss a chance to party with a new top team of tech!

Tom: Time to tango. We need a photo of Roy's eye, so we need to get those glasses off of him as soon as possible.

Autumn Summers: I'm on my way. (holding a shrimp platter) Ooh Roy! You've got to try this... whoa! (Autumn trips, causing the shrimp platter to fall into Roy's face.)

Autumn Summers: Oh no! I've dropped it on his sorted head. Let me get that. (She wipes Roy's head.)

Tom: Glasses are gone! I repeat, Glasses are gone. Landlord, Vanthrax, you’re up!

Ms. Vanthrax: Roy... I was just saying how positive reinforcement has really improved my teaching. I absolutely need a picture to hang in my classroom to remind me of your great advice.

Landlord: Say cheddar. (laughs)

Flo: Photo's in, one eyeball coming up. (creates a fake eyeball)

Mel: Adjusting for the Coriolis Effect... and.. fire! (fires a launcher, launching the eyeball.)

Tom: (catches eyeball) Nice work, team! I’m going in.

Exposing Roy
Angela: (talks with Becca) You know, I always knew charity was important-

Tom: (appears on a big screen over Roy's house.) Hello everybody! Remember me? (Crowd boos at Tom) I bet you all still hate me, but.. that doesn’t matter right now, because I’m in Roy’s house and I’m about to open his secret door. (Tom opens the second secret door.)

All: (gasps)

Ginger: Wh- Tom!

Tom: Let's see who Roy... really is. (laughs, puts eyeball into eyeball scanner)

Security System Voice: Hello, Roy.

Tom: Now watch this.

Security System Voice: Please enter the surprise password now.

All: (Gasp)

Roy: So sorry about this, everybody. A sick weirdo's broken into my home and I need to get him the help he needs. In the mean time, how about some tunes.

(music turns on)

Roy: Tom, Tom, Tom. Did you really think I'd didn't know you'd try to crash my party? (Chuckles) Nothing to say, I'd be speechless too if I were about to be sent to prison. I'll lock this door up, then I'll lock you up. Let me just enter my secret code.

(enters the password. The password is rejected.)

Roy: Huh?

(Roy tries again.)

Roy: Huh? What the heck?

(His surroundings fade back into the outside, revealing he was wearing Funglasses all along.)

Roy: What? Huh? Wait these aren't my sunglasses. These are Funglasses!

Darren: Aloha! We switched those with your normal glasses when you took them off. You never went into your house. It was very realistic virtual reality.

Roy: Why would you do this?

Darren: (holding a tablet containing a picture of Roy entering the code) Oh, just to trick you into giving Tom your secret code. No biggie.

(Roy screams and chases him, jumping on Jeremy.)

Ms. Vanthrax: Stop. Hands off the student. (prepares punches)

Roy: What are you doing?

Darren: (laughs and sends code to Tom)

Tom: Ha! (types password)

(secret door opens)

To The Secret Door
(Tom starts walking into the passage, but gets interrupted by Ben.)

Ben: Wait! Don't do this.

Angela: Just because Roy is a private person, doesn't mean he's a bad person!

Tom: Let's find out! (starts running)

Friends: Hey! (chases Tom)

(Ginger jumps on Tom)

Ginger: Got you! That will teach you not to- (gasps) Whoa!

Friends: (Gasps)

Hank: Oh, Roy.

Tom: It's all the things that have mysteriously disappeared from town!

All: What?

Rhonda: My stolen silverware.

Angela: Tom, you were right the whole time. Roy really is a thief.

Ben: Not just a thief, a liar! (points blueprints) These are plans for sabotaging the Helping Hands. Roy framed Tom, and this says he wanted to use the Funglasses to distract the whole town, while he stole even more!

(Everybody is angry at Roy.)

Roy: Haha. Ok everyone. I know this looks bad, but soon it won't, after I destroy the evidence and escape!

(Roy runs away)

(Crowd boos at him)

Roy: (laughs) I was sick of this dumpy town anyway!

(presses button on suspenders)

Security System Voice: Warning, self-destruct initiated.

Roy: So long, losers! (flies away on a Helping Hand.)

(The house starts to self-destruct.)

Mansion Destruction
(The friends screamed.)

Tom: No, No, No! I can't get blown up right after I finally proved I was right!

Ginger: We'll never be able to run out of here before it's too late!

Ben: Maybe we don't have to run. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on! (all friends enter the taxi.)

(Taxi engine starts, and Ben drives out of the tunnel.)

Hank: Ben, we'll never make it.

Ben: Just let me drive!

(The taxi accelerates.)

(The friends scream.)

(Everyone screams.)

(The house is completely destroyed. Everyone gasps.)

(The taxi is launched into the sky.)

(Rhonda, Landlord, and Ms. Vanthrax catches their stolen items from the sky.)

(The taxi falls and crashes into a light post.)

Ben: Haha. I'm the best driver ever! Uh-oh.

(The scene shows Roy's house reduced to rubble.)

(Roy is high in the air and he jumps on the moon and waving. But he is laughing)

Tom: Roy got away?

Friends Apologize
Angela: Tom, I'm so sorry I doubted you.

Hank: Me too.

Ginger: Yeah.

Ben: Definitely.

Angela: Can you ever forgive us?

*Tom staring at his friends*

Tom: Of course I do. I miss you all so much! Now let's go home. Wow, do I need a shower?

Hank: (sniffs) Oh, you really do.

(The ground shakes.)

Tom: What is happening?!

(The scene cuts to the garage, crumbling)

(The friends run to the garage, gasping and screaming. The garage collapses, leaving a sinkhole)

Ginger: Uh, now what?