The Audition/Transcript

This is the transcript for The Audition.
 * Tom: [to the viewers] Are you ready? I hope you're ready! Because I am definitely ready. What am I ready for? I'll tell you what I'm ready for. I'm ready for you TV producers to give me my own show! [the camera falls a little] Ah, Ginger! Pay attention! 
 * Ginger: [holding the camera] Sorry, Tom, not sorry.
 * Tom: Okay, here it is. The Talking Tom Reality TV show audition video.
 * Tom: [to the viewers] Now, I'm gonna come here and be like, "Oh, producers, please, please, please give me a reality show." No, because when you see my cool life, you're gonna be like, oh Tom, please, please, let us give you a reality show.
 * Tom: Hey, I'm probably just being paranoid, but I just wanted you to know that I was just kidding when I was pretending you were going to be begging me for a reality show. Okay? Okay.