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(The episode begins with Ginger going to his calendar and circling January 30)

Ginger: It's here! (goes to a box and takes out a curly straw) Woah. Free Milkshake Day. (Swings to the gang) '''It's Free Milkshake Day! '''(lands on the couch where Everyone is sitting) Everyone's going, right?

Tom: Yeah!

Ben: Put me down for one medium vanilla.

Ginger: I'm getting chocolate! No wait, mint! No wait, I'm getting them all.

Hank: Ginger, Free Milkshake Day isn't just about gorging yourself on free milkshakes. It's about friends celebrating the magical day each year when the diner cleans their freezers and gives away the ice creams they were going to dump in the garbage.

Ginger: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, let's just go!

Angela: Ginger, Free Milkshake Day doesn't start for about...

Ben: Four hours, ten minutes and two seconds.

Ginger: What!? Noooo! That's forever!

Tom: Well, until then, let's take out our curly straws, and raise them in celebration! All for milkshakes...

All: And milkshakes for all!

Hank: Uah! My straw stinks.

Ben: Didn't you clean it last year?

Hank: Wait, you can clean a curly straw?