The Germinator/Transcript

Workplace Kept Clean
(The scene shows the garage. Ben is working at his desk. He wears a shower cap, doctor's coat and surgical mask. Tom walks by eating cereal.)

Tom: Hey, say, where'd you get that cool hat?

Ben: (sighs) This is a sterile workplace.

(Tom drops a piece of cereal on the floor. Ben kicks it away.)

Ben: If one of your loops of fruit contaminates my motherboard, everything will be ruined, and I'll have to start over again. Look, I even put a line on the floor, so people know to keep out.

(Ben points out a line of tape on the floor surrounding the desk.)

Hank: Hey, Ben, I forget, which side of the line am I supposed to be on- (sneezes on Ben's desk)

Ben: (sighs) The other side.

Hank: (sniffs) Yeah, that's probably for the best. (stifles sneeze) I'm pretty sick. (sneezes on camera)

(Theme song plays)

Hank Quarantined
(Ben sprays the area with disinfectant spray.)

Ben: There, and 100% germ free.

Tom: Yeah, and no Hank in sight. (looks around) Hey, where is Hank anyways?

Ben: I quarantined him in a secure location.

(Scene cuts to Hank talking to the viewer in the bathroom.)

Hank: I think you know what I usually do in here... (toilet flushes) practice my funny faces in the mirror. But, Ben says I got to stay here until I get better. It's okay though. (sneezes) At least I have a TV. (uses remote)

(The camera rotates to the left, then back to the center.)

Hank: (walks up to camera) Wait a minute... (taps on camera)

No Germ Like Jeremy
(Scene cuts to Ben's desk.)

Angela: So you just stuck Hank in the bathroom?

(Ben nods.)

Angela: But he already sneezed everywhere. How do you know his nasty sneeze-germs are gone?

Ben: (holds up phone) This is how! My new GPS app: the Germ Positioning System. It locates every germ in a given area, so I can destroy them.

(Ben's phone pings.)

Angela: (looks at phone) Huh, it says there's one left.

Ben: What?! Impossible! It can't be.

(Ben tries to spray the area, but fails to find the germ.)

Ben: Newton's apple, I missed it!

Angela: Ben, this is crazy-sauce. It's just one little germ.

Ben: (growls) I can't get a beat on it!

Tom: (sighs) Dude, you're not gonna get it. It's too small.

Ben: Correction, Tom. It was too small.

(Ben presses a button on his phone. A germ is enlarged in the process, and is now visible on the desk.)

Ben: Ha, it worked!

Germ: Hi, everyone! I'm Jeremy the germ!

(Tom and Angela are confused.)

Ginger: Kill it!

Ben: (takes book) Stop! Stay there!

(Ben tries to hit Jeremy with the book, but misses.)

Ben: Hold still so I can kill you!

Tom and Angela: No!

Jeremy: Please, don't!

Tom: Ben, stop!

Angela: Yeah, don't hurt him. He's cute! (laughs)

Jeremy: Yeah, I'm cute! (holds out hand) Put 'er there!

Ben: Ew, I'm not touching you! You're a giant, infectious bacteria! (to Tom and Angela) Nobody touch it! Its only purpose is to make us sick! We have to kill it!

Tom: But we can't kill him now! We know his name!

Jeremy: Yeah, Jeremy.

Ben: You're soft, Tom. (to Jeremy) Just don't infect anyone and stay away from my stuff. Pretty much the same rules as Tom, got it?

Jeremy: Roger that, friend-o. I promise none of you will end up like Hank.

Tom: Oh, okay, Jeremy, now, Ben needs to work, so let's get out of his way.

Angela: Yeah, let's hang out and get to know each other, huh? (walks out)

Jeremy: Wow, that sounds like fun. I love to make new friends! (starts leaving)

Ben: (stops Jeremy) Wait a minute. Hey, Jeremy, can I talk to you for a second?

Jeremy: Sure, pal.

Ben: You mentioned Hank, but no one else did, which means you must have in contact with him before!

Jeremy: Yeah, so?

Ben: You're the germ that got Hank sick, aren't you?!

Jeremy: Very good, Ben. Very good. You figured out that a germ got someone sick. (sarcastically) Oh, no! I certainly hope you haven't caught onto my plan to infect everyone else!

(Ben gasps.)

Jeremy: Including you, Ben. You can try to warn 'em, but they won't believe you. I'm cute, remember? And you're a nothin'! (spits on Ben's shoes)

(Ben screams.)

Jeremy: Hey, guys, wait up! I was just thanking my new friend Ben for not crushing me!

Hank with the TV
(Scene cuts to the bathroom.)

Hank: (sings)

I don't know where I've been,

I know not to where I'll zoom,

The only thing that I know now,

is it's just me and this bathroom.

Da-da-da.

Germy Sandwich
(Scene cuts to Jeremy in the kitchen. Ben gasps when he sees Jeremy tampering with the cream.)

Ben: Guys, we have to get rid of Jeremy. I'm serious! He wants to infect us all!

Tom: That little fella? (laughs) Come on, Ben.

(Ben finds Jeremy licking the sandwiches with his green tongue.)

Ben: Look, you have to listen to me. Whatever you do, no matter the circumstances, do not eat those...

Jeremy: ...sandwiches! (passes sandwiches to friends) I hope you guys like 'em. It's my grandma's special recipe, but I added my own personal touch.

(The friends eat the sandwiches. Ben gasps.)

Ginger: This is so good, you guys!

Tom: Aw, Jeremy, you're the best.

Angela: Yum! I am so glad Ben didn't kill you before. Mm!

Jeremy: Yeah, (throws tray at Ben) water under the bridge! It was in the heat of the moment, before you all knew how great I was, but we're all friends now! (giggles)

Angela: Come on, everyone, let's go play the pinball machine. (places leftover sandwiches in tray)

Ben: (confused) What? We don't have a pinball machine.

Ginger: We do now! Jeremy got us one! (places leftover sandwich in tray)

Jeremy: What a great group! I forgot your sandwich on purpose, Ben, but feel free to eat the leftovers! (spits on the sandwiches)

(Scene cuts to Ben talking to the viewer. Jeremy plays with the friends in the background.)

Ben: (to the viewers) I've got to get my friends to see the truth about Jeremy... before he gets all of them sick. But how? He's so smooth! Well, if he won't slip up, I'll just have to slip him up. I'm gonna frame him.

Role-Playing
[ Cut back to Hank this time playing with the conditioner and shampoo]

Hank: ( in funny voices) "I love you shampoo." "Where have you've been all my life conditioner?" ( making kissing sounds, now talks in his normal voice) Boy, he is sulky smooth, ooh that reminds me. ( to the viewers) I have to wash my hair.

Germ-Framing
[ Back to Ben making a mess near the desk]

Ben: Now for the icing on the germ cake. ( Ben uses a marker on a wall saying "Germs Rule" then makes a fake scared face) Guys! You've got to come see this! ( everyone enters) And look at that! Look at that!

Tom: (upset) That's my favorite wall!

Ben: It's says"Germs Rule." The only germ here is Jeremy, so logical he is the culprit.

Angela: (not agreeing) That is ridiculous! Jeremy was with us all afternoon singing karaoke. There is no way he could've been here.

Ben: ( laughs confused) We don't have a karaoke machine!

Ginger: We do now Jeremy got us one!

Ben: (angry) Where's he get all his money?!

[Tom shows Ben the video he recorded]

Tom: And look at how much fun we're having. [ The video records Angela singing]

Tom: See? He was with us Ben.

Angela: So stop trying to get not to like Jeremy, that is mega lame. Come on, let's go chill in the ball pit.

Ben: (growls angrily) Ball pit??!! Can't you see what he's doing?! A ball pit is the most unsanitary play area known to science!!!

Jeremy: Give it up Ben. They'll never believe you, I've completely stolen your friends. And pretty soon they'll all be sick and then we'll see who the real germ is. (record screechs)

Ben: ( confused again) Still you?

Jeremy: Ta ta, Ben! ( knocks over a cup) Oops. ( leaves when Ben growls at him)

[ Back with Hank drawing a lot of lines I the floor and the wall. ]

Hank: And that makes... ( sneezes) 6,465 lines. ( confused) Or was that 4,656? ( sighs) Do over 1,2...

[ Back to Ben making another video about Jeremy]

Ben: Well my closest friends all love Jeremy, so I'll just have to a way to get along with him to. ( sighs turning angry) That's not gonna be easy.

Jeremy's Defeat
[ soon Jeremy was throwing a banana, an apple, and some carrots and an orange]

Jeremy: All right let's see this is not good, this is garbage, this is trash, this is good oh an orange. Vitamin C you later! ( laughs menacingly, enter Ben and clears his throat) Oh, hello, Ben.

Ben: Hey Jeremy, look I tried to frame you for making that mess. It was wrong I apologize.

Jeremy: ( slaps him) It was and you do. Heh heh heh heh. It's a classic tale of germ beats person, what's say we shake on it friend -o?

Ben: Sure. (Reveals his hand and something on it)

Jeremy: ( scared) Hey, are you wearing a glove?

Ben: I guess you could say I'm a germophobe!

Jeremy: Hey! What are you doing!!?

[Ben pulls Jeremy laughing while Jeremy protested and in the bathroom where Hank was]

Hank:(offscreen) Hey Ben, who are you bringing to visit? (notices Jeremy) He looks strangely familiar. ( punching was heard, Tom, Angela, and Ginger hurry over)

Jeremy: No Ben, take it easy! We just got off on the wrong foot that's all! I can change, I swear!

Ben: In you go!

( Jeremy screams as the toilet flushes and Tom and the gang are not happy)

Jeremy: You get yours Ben! I swear on my...(screams)!!!!!!

[ Hank exits the bathroom]

Hank: Watch it you guys. Ben is giving out swirlies. Ah choo!

Tom: Ben! What just happened? Where's Jeremy? What did you do to him?

Ben: (sighs happily and victoriously) Relax Tom, he's in a better place now.

Angela: (gasps) You killed him?!

Ben: What?!! No! I flushed him down the toilet which leads to the sewer. It's an ideal habitat for a germ. He'll have plenty of friends down there.

Ginger: No! Jeremy! Now who's gonna chew my gum for me?

Ben: (not liking Ginger's words) He was only trying to make you sick, and chew your own gum!

Angela: (upset) Ben you don't get to decide who we can be friends with, and who gets flushed down the toilet!

Tom: Yeah! that's right! And another thing...( before Tom could finish he sneezed)

Hank: Gesundheit. ( Ginger sneezed too)

Tom: You guys, I don't feel so good.

Ginger: (little stuffy) Yeah, me neither. (Angela sneezes on Hank twice)

Angela: They always come in three. ( sneezes on Ginger protecting Hank)

Sick Ending
[Now the sick people were in the bathroom and Ben brought soup for them]

Tom: (stuffy) Aw, I can't believe we let Jeremy fool us like that, we're so stupid.

Angela: (also stuffy) Ah Choo! I know. I am never taking an open-faced mystery sandwich from a talking bacteria ever again.

Ginger: Sorry we didn't believe you Ben. (sneezes)

Ben: Don't worry, all that matters is that you learned your lesson. And sent all the bad germs to the sewer where they belong. ( closes the doors and sprays it. Later Jeremy in the sewer was not giving up)

Jeremy: ( to the viewers) Those fools! They think putting me down here will get rid of me? Well let em. I'll be back one day, and I won't be alone! ( laughs as the screens pans revealing a lot of germs Talking Tom and Friends credits)