Boyfriend Stealer/Transcript

Angela Narration: It was the day of the big dance, the most romantic event of the year. The theme was Summer in Winter, and my friends were hosting it. (Imagining at the dance) I loved my dress. Tom and I were sure to be king and queen of the dance. Everything was perfect. (Angela Falls) [squeals]

Ginger: Oh, no! The pipes all burst and the floor is covered in ice! Da-da-da! What a tragedy! I guess we have to ditch this dance and start a hockey league.

Angela: What? No, Ginger! How did this happen?

Ginger: Don't question a miracle!

Tom: Sorry, Ginger, this dance is way too important to cancel. We're gonna turn it into a Snow Ball!

Angela: I was worried about the frozen floor, but not even the garage's bad plumbing could ruin this.

Becca: (Talking to Hank) Okay, I got the speakers all set up to blast my awesome playlist.

Angela: Becca! I didn't know you were helping with this.

Becca: Yeah, well, it's a pretty big deal, I guess. So, you know, why not?

Angela: Wow, Tom! This really is gonna be the best dance of all time. (Angela in taxi outside) But it wasn't. It was actually the worst night of my life!

(Intro Music)

Angela Narration: I was getting party snacks with Ben when everything started to go terribly wrong.

Angela: This is gonna be the coldest, most romantic night of the year.

Ben: [cell dialing] -It's just gonna be cold for me. Xenon won't answer my calls.

Angela: Ben, I'm sure she's coming. She's not gonna ditch you.

Angela: (Notices Becca with Tom through a window) What?

[Ben] Hi, Xenon. It's me again.

Angela: Weird. Why is Becca giggling at Tom? And since when does she wear super cute flirt-with-me boots?

Angela Narration: It looked bad. But I was sure Becca would have an explanation.

(Angela Calls Becca)

Becca: Hey, Angela.

Angela: Oh, hi, my gal pal. What are you up to?

Becca: Uh, buying party supplies with Hank.

Angela: Oh, with Hank, huh?

Becca: Yeah. He's, um, kind of cool.

Angela: Okay. Well, have fun Hanking out. That's what we say when we hang out with Hank. But you already know that, so... see you later, friend! Grrr!

Tom: (humming)

(Tom is putting up decorations while standing on a latter, Ginger hits it a hockey puck and almost knocks him off)

Ginger: Woo!

Tom: Whoa!

Ginger: I really think we should do my hockey idea.

Tom: Ginger, the town's counting on us to make this a special night. The Flamingos are welcome to come, but only if they wanna get funky.

[funky music playing, Tom starts dancing. Angela bursts in the door.)

Angela: Bleurgh! You need to stay away from Becca!

Tom: What? Wh-- Why? Becca and I are just friends.

Angela: [fake laughter] You are so naïve, it's cute. She is trying to steal you away from me, and she's using the dance... (Almost slips) Argh! ...to do it! So... whaddya say? Should we ban her from the dance?

Tom: [gasps] No! The dance is for everyone.

Angela: But... Oh! -Argh! If she's going, I don't want to! -[groans]

Tom: Angela, wait! You're not making sense. We can be friends with other people.

Angela: Well... then... consider yourself dateless! (Pulls down some decorations. Leaves and Slams the door)

Tom: [sighs]

Angela Narration: I decided instead of a dance party, I would have a pity party. (At Jerry's drinking a smoothie) And no one was invited but me.

Jeremy: Hey, what's wrong, kiddo? The double berry smoothie usually makes everyone smile. Did I use too much pepper?

Angela: It's not the smoothie. It's Tom. I uninvited myself from the Snow Ball because he's spending too much time with another girl.

Jeremy: Oh,. I don't know nothin' about that. Maybe take a bubble bath. I hear you multi-celled organisms like bubble baths.

Rhonda: She can't just sit in soapy water like a dirty dish! (Picks up and puts down plate) Listen. If someone wants to steal your boy, you gotta fight back!

Angela: But I tried to fight back.

Rhonda: By crying in your fruit drink? (Hits cup and it hits Jeremy) That's pathetic! You've gotta make Tom realize what a big mistake he's made. Let me see... A little of this... (Puts ketchup on Angela's lips as Lip stick) a lot of that... (Puts flower on Angela's shirt) How about some of this? (Puts pepper on Angela as glitter) Oh, yes!

Jeremy: Wow! Angela, you are one hot potato.

Rhonda: That's just step one. Here's step two. You show up to the dance with another date.

Angela: What? I don't know, Rhonda.

Rhonda: Trust me. If Tom thinks he's about to lose you, he'll be putty in your hands. So, look around. What lucky guy is gonna be your fake date?

Angela: That's my guy.

(At the dance)

Hank: -Welcome to the Snow Ball! I'm DJ Hanktastic, and I'm here to make your night real good.

[mellow music]

Ben: It's okay, Tom. You're not the only one without a date. Plenty of us cool guys are going it alone. See?

(Minor characters watching the dance and talking)

Tom: I just can't believe Angela ditched me because of this Becca thing, which, by the way, is not a thing.

Ben: I know. Becca is just a friend... who happens to be currently making an ice heart while staring at you.

(Becca Appears to wink at Tom)

Tom: Wait... is this Becca thing... a thing? Maybe I should call Angela.

[music stops]

Angela: Hello, everyone. am so happy to be here with my date!

MC: Happy Snow Ball! Let's make it snow, y'all! (Dancing with Angela)

Tom: What are you doing?

Angela: Being friends with other people. Watch how good my date and I dance. [cheering and whooping]

Tom: Fine. You know what? I don't care! Angela is obviously just trying to make me jealous.

Hank: She certainly picked the right guy for that. See his moves? He can hop and bop!

Tom: I'll hop and bop too. (Runs over and grabs Becca to dance)

Becca: Hey! Uh... okay. Where are we going?

[funky music playing]

MC: Full throttle! B-B-B-Bust a move, Angela! (Throws Angela in the air)

Angela: [shrieks] Who-o-o-o-a! (Ice Cream falls on Angela’s head)

Tom: Angela, are you okay?

Angela: Grrr! Stop the dance! (Goes and grabs microphone) There's a boyfriend-stealer among us!

[crowd gasps]

Angela: And her name is... Becca Sparkles!

Becca: [scoffs] What are you talking about? I wasn't stealing your boyfriend.

Angela: I saw the whispering, the giggling, the cute boots. Admit it, you've been trying to get close to your secret crush!

Becca: You're right.

[crowd gasps]

Becca: I did wanna get close to my secret crush. I didn't realize that was a crime.

Tom: Hey, I am sorry about this. I am hard to resist, but...

Becca: It's not you, Tom! It's Hank.

[crowd gasps]

Hank: Hank Hankerston, the guy who owns the hardware store?

Becca: No, you! I have had a crush on you ever since we first met. (Starts flashback) I set up the DJ booth and I filled the playlist with TV theme songs, your favorite kind of music. I carved a romantic ice heart, but Tom kept getting in the way as I tried to get your attention. I even tried to get Tom alone so I could ask if you had a girlfriend, but then you showed up. (End Of Flashback)

Angela: So... when you told me you were hanging out with Hank...

Becca: That's what I was doing.

Angela: Oh. Well...

Becca: Now you know, Hank. Maybe we can Hank out sometime?

Hank: (Nervous) Uh, uh... I have to go to the hardware store! (Runs out, unintentionally knocking down a speaker)

[crowd gasping]

[Room starts to rumble, disco ball falls)

[screaming]

(Everyone runs out of the garage.)

Angela: And that's my story. The dance is ruined, and now Tom's never gonna talk to me again. I'm the worst.

Tom: Angela, you wanna talk?

Angela: What are you doing? You should hate me now. I feel so stupid!

Tom: If you hated me every time I did something stupid, we would've broken up a long time ago. –

Angela: [giggles]

(Everyone goes back into garage)

Angela: I never would've guessed Becca had a crush on Hank. He just seems so... Hankish.

Tom: I guess she has a thing for guys covered in potato chip crumbs.

Angela: Becca, I am so sorry. I should have never assumed you were going after Tom.

Becca: It's okay. I should've been honest about my Hank feelings.

Hank: [teeth chattering]

Becca: I just get so nervous around him.

Hank: [yells and runs out of the scene]

[line dialing out]

Ben: [sighs]

Xenon: Ben? (Coming out of the bathroom, presumably the toilet)

Ben: Xenon!

Xenon: I hope I'm not late. Argh! I was just on a mission at the bottom of the ocean. Turns out sharks are as bad as you think.

(Telescope is seen in the toilet watching then going down)

Xenon: Now let's boogie!

Tom: Well... [sighs] ...this night did not go like we thought. But it's not over yet. Can I have this dance?

Angela: Happy Snow Ball, Tom.

(Tom and Angela start slow dancing)

[romantic music playing]

Ginger: Beat it, dweebs! I claim this ice in the name of fearsome Flamingos!

[hockey team yelling]

(Hank is seen upstairs hiding under a blanket and Becca is looking around for Him, this scene flashes like someone took a picture)

[Outro song]