Newserator/Transcript

(The episode begins with Eddy and Ed reading a news report on TV. They are in the studio of Ed and Eddy News.)

Reporter: Reading our top story: There was a new show called Robot Jones, and all the kids are shown watching excitedly.

(Eddy swipes away the TV, and reads his reports)

Eddy: Our top story on the Ed and Eddy News... Errrr.

(Ed spins in his chair, chuckling. An advert for the Tomato Fest appears above the reporters. The hand then shuts it down.)

Eddy: Frankly, folks, nothing is happening around here.

(The screen at the bottom of the desk, which was showing the logo, switches to a black screen saying "OFF THE AIR")

Eddy: Why, oh, why, is anyone going to watch our news show in a town where nothing happens?

Ed: You can't just make news happen unless you're Rupert Murdoch.

Eddy: Yeah. (chuckles) Too bad he couldn't invent something that makes news!

(Ed suddenly gets an idea)

Ed: Challenge accepted!

(He runs off, spinning Eddy's chair.)

(Cuts outside. Daggett plays on his gaming system)

Daggett: Take that, poser!

Ed: Behold, the Newserator 3000!

(Ed takes the cover off the machine and reveals it to his friends. Timmy and Plank look at awe.)

Timmy: Wow!

Eddy: A camera? Really? A camera?

Ed: Not just a camera; it makes news stories!

(Ed presses the on/off button on the Newserator, and it activated. It put its “hands” together and spied some bins. It picked up the bins and shaped them into an alien UFO and a helmet. Then it put Daggett into the bin UFO.)

(Daggett yells)

Edd: Run away, please!

(The Newserator threw Daggett out in the horizon and recorded him crashing in a nearby town later named as Downtown Nowheresville)

Timmy: Oh, I wanna ride next!

Newserator: You are live in 3, 2, 1!

(It hands the report to Eddy, who then reads it.)

Eddy: “BREAKING NEWS! Mystery UFO strikes Downtown Nowheresville. Strange alien parrot aboard set upon by citizens!”

(Cuts to Pierre who is attacked with tomatoes by citizens in the Tomato Festival, just like you can do in his app. Then back to Eddy and Ben, walking excitedly back into T&BN Studios.)

Eddy: Epic win! The Ed and Eddy News will be bigger than flying spaghetti in no time!

(They high-five each other.)

Ed and Eddy: Booyah!

(Newserator hands them the news. They hastily run to their chairs)

Eddy: “A two-car pile-up is snarling traffic on High-16.”

(As Eddy reports, Ben looks at the video footage on the screen. It shows their cars piled up on the highway.)

Ed: But those are our cars!

Eddy: “The missing drivers are being sought for questioning.”

(Ed runs out of his chair and the studio. Eddy, surprised, looked at the news story)

Eddy: Actually, I'm sure they'll have a really, really good explanation.

(Back outside, Ed confronts the Newserator.)

Ed: Listen, you!

(Newserator once again hands him the script. Eddy quickly comes out.)

Eddy: Huh? “Flash! Worst tornado on record strikes nearby trailer park!”? (he and Ed scream)

(Newserator spins itself into a tornado and strikes a tin can. Timmy screams and he and Plank hide behind the can, and remain when the can is taken by the ‘tornado’)

Timmy: Do it again!

(The “tornado” stops spinning)

Ed: Eddy, this is going to make us the wrong kind of famous.

Newserator: “Ed and Eddy under investigation for making fake news?” They made me do it.

Eddy: Let's get ’em Ed!

(Ed and Eddy tackle Newserator)

Newserator: Freedom of the press workplace harassment increases. (knocks them down) Sic semper tyrannis.

(Daggett appears and throws a tomato at its on/off button. Newserator makes some crazy movements, then turns off)

Daggett: I was 50 points from leveling up!

(Daggett goes back to playing his video games)

Timmy: Are we gonna be on the news tonight?

Eddy: No comment. (puts his paw in front of the screen.)