The Voice Switch/Transcript

[The episode begins with Tom and Hank watching Bongo and McGillicuddy, while Angela sharpens her nails]

Bongo on TV: Bongo... (McGillicuddy grunts) Don't limit yourself to bananas. (The TV turns off)

Tom: What? No.

Hank: No~

* Ben appears on the screen and Hank backs away, scared)

Ben: (on screen, clears throat) I'm sure you're all wondering why we're all gathered here today.

Tom: No, I'm not.

Angela: No, me either.

Hank: I didn't even know we were gathered!

Ben: (with his invention, shouting) Well, rather than shout across the room, I come closer and tell you about my most revolutionary invention yet. (stands on the object) The first ever teleportation... (teleports himself to the couch) ...device. (everyone gasps)

Tom: How'd you do that?

Hank: Who are you, and have you done with the Ben that was right over there?

Ben: Hold your questions. I seem to have forgotten an object at my previous location. *teleports to the desk and back* Forgotten object retrieved.

* Tom chuckles*

Tom: Ben, do you realize what this means?

Hank: Yeah! Ben will never have to walk across this room again.

Angela: Can I try it?

Ben: But, of course, you can!

Angela: I'm a pioneer of science!

* Ben begins to teleport her*

* Tom jumps on with her*

Tom: Yeah, we're pioneers of-

* Tom and Angela both teleport as Ben yells*

* Hank gasps*

Hank: Ben, they're not coming back. Are they coming back? They're supposed to come back!

Ben: I don't know. I've never tried with two people.

Hank: Ooh, that could be them.

* Tom and Angela come out, Angela pushes Tom*

Ben: Tom, that was stupid and dangerous!

Angela: (Tom's voice) Yeah, what were your thinking? *Suddenly, Angela realizes she has Tom's voice* Why do I sound like this? (gasps) Why do I sound like Tom? This is very stran- Hello? Hello, my name is Angela...

Hank: Hey, Angela sounds just like Tom!

Angela: (Tom's voice) What is happening?

Hank: *gasps, realizing, points at Tom* Which means...

Angela: (Tom's voice) Huh?

Ben: Come on Tom, say something.

Angela: (Tom's voice) Say something!

Tom: (Angela's voice) Hi?

* Everyone gasps*

Angela: (Tom's voice) I'm freaking out right now.

Tom: (Angela's voice) Ben, what's going on? Why do I sound like this?

Ben: Your voice instructions must have somehow gotten crossed!

Hank: You two got voice swapped!

* Scene cuts to the theme song, with Tom and Angela's voice switched*

* Ben tries to fix their voices but it doesn't work*

Ben: Hmm, uh, uh, uh, uh, no, nope, nope, nope. (Tom sighs)

Angela: (Tom's voice) What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? I want my voice back!

Tom: (Angela's voice) I got it! We can just go back through the teleporter the opposite way we came.

Angela: (Tom's voice) Yes, let's try that!

Ben: Hmm, interesting, according to my calculations that might leave you, even more mixed up!

(The two gasp and quickly jump off the teleporter)

Angela: (Tom's voice) Is this permanent?!

Ben: Definitely not. After a few days, your cells will regenerate, and your voices should return to normal, annoying voices.

Angela: (Tom's voice) A few days?! Can't you find a way to fix this sooner?

Ben: Strictly impossible. Unless I, mm, no, let me try something.

Tom: (Angela's voice) Wow, you really do have a lovely voice. Do you want me to sing to you? La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. *Angela growls* Are you gonna say something?

Angela:(Tom's voice) I would, but every time I open my mouth I hear your voice.

Hank: Wow, Tom sounds really angry at Tom. (Ginger nods)

* Later, Ginger is watching TV with Hank, when Angela's phone rings*

Hank: *drops the phone* A-a-a-a-a-oh! Huh, that's Angela's phone. Uh-oh, it's her mom! *Hank walks off, looking for Tom*

TV Announcer: Rocket Bike! We put a rocket on a bike! Rocket Bike!

Ginger: Whoa!

Voiceover: Are bossy grown-ups always telling you what to do?

Ginger: Yeah!

Voiceover: Be the boss of your own life now!

Hank: Tom? Tom?

Tom: (Angela's voice, recording his voice) Hey, Tom, it's me Angela. Your so smart, and funny, and handsome. I really wish you were my boyfriend. *Tom kisses, and rewinds to hear the recording* (recorded voice) ''I really wish you were my boyfriend. (kisses)'' Yeah, that's a keeper.

Hank: (knocks on the door) Tom, you in there?

Tom: (Angela's voice, acting like he was himself) Uh, just a minute!

Hank: *opens the door* Uh, Angela left her phone here.

Tom: (Angela's voice) Uh, what'd you want me to do with it?

Hank: It's your mother. I mean it's her mother!

Tom: (Angela's voice) Yeah, and?

Hank: If a kid doesn't answer when their mom calls, the mom will worry!

Tom: (Angela's voice) Yeah, your right. I better take this. (answers the phone) Hi, mom, it's me Angela. Your daughter.

TV Announcer: Rocket Bike!

Voiceover: Order your Rocket Bike today. Must have permission from a grown-up to order a Rocket Bike. (Ginger dials to the Rocket Bike store)

Rocket Bike Man: Rocket Bike! Rocket Bike!

Ginger: I'm calling to order a Rocket Bike!

Rocket Bike Man: Ooh, unfortunately you must be at least 18 to order your Rocket Bike.

Ginger: Huh, you don't know how old I am!

Rocket Bike Man: I can tell by your voice, you're just a (singing) little kid, little kid, little kid! (Ginger growls and groans, then sees Ben with his invention)

Ben: (to himself) Come on Ben, think! Think, think, think, I know I'm thinking, obviously I'm thinking, but think smart! Hmm, if I refocus the plasma injector, well no, that would disrupt the cell reassembly nodes. (Ginger laughs and leaves with the teleportation disc)

* Later, Tom is still on the phone*

Tom: (Angela's voice, filing his nails) Uh-huh, ugh, wow, that was sure a long and detailed story. *Tom gasps and throws away Angela's file* Uh, hey mom, quick question, have I ever talked to you about a guy named Tom? You know the really cool handsome, charming, guy? (Tom chuckes and her mother mumbles about Lance) *Tom suddenly gets up* Lance? Who's Lance?

* Meanwhile, Angela is walking feeling down, with a mother with her baby, when a truck races by*

Angela: (Tom's voice) Hey, mister, you watch where you're going! *The baby then wakes up and cries, the mother screams and runs away* Oh, I'm sorry, I hope I didn't wake your baby. (sighs)

Tom: (Angela's voice) One Chance Lance? *kicks the door* Yeah, we'll see about that. *Tom whistles and a taxi picks him up, he then heads to and calls Lance*

Lance: Hey, Angela.

Tom: (Angela's voice) Lance. (grunts)

Lance: Ooh, baby you sound upset. You're angry 'cause I still haven't invited you here. *Tom gasps* I know, I know, I promised. But until now I wasn't sure *Tom gets out the car and walks to his door* you had enough experience to work in my club, but if you're this confident of your talent, I'll put you on stage tonight.

* Tom is about to know on Lance's door when he suddenly stops*

Tom: (Angela's voice) Oh, you're a music promoter? Yes!

Lance: I heard a yes. (Tom gasps, knowing Lance will see him, and heads back)

Tom: (Angela's voice) Tonight?

Lance: And remember, they don't call me, "One Chance Lance" for nothing.

Tom: Uh! Uh~

Lance: (chuckles) But, seriously, you've got one shot at this. Don't mess it up. (hangs up)

Tom: (Angela's voice) Uh, wait, Lance? (notices Angela, and screams, laughs nervously) Great news, Lance thinks you're ready to work at his club, tonight.

Angela: (Tom's voice) Well, I can't sing with this stupid voice!

Tom: (Angela's voice) Then, I'll cancel.

Angela: (Tom's voice) *snatching her phone back* No! No, if you cancel on Lance, he never lets you work for him again. That's why they call him One-

Tom and Angela: Chance-

Tom: (Angela's voice) -Lance, I get it! What do you want me to do?

Angela: (Tom's voice, sighs) You're gonna sing my songs.

* Ben appears, horrified about something*

Ben: (yells) Where're the teleportation discs?

* Outside, Ginger's plan is in pursuit*

Ginger: Hello, mailman do you have a Rocket Bike for me? No? That's okay, I'll just borrow your grown-up voice and I'll get my own. *the mailman whistles* Uh-huh, right on time, as usual. *Ginger watches as the mailman takes his time, almost stepping on the teleporter* (giggles) *whispering *Rocket Bike! *normal voice* *The mailman stops* Ha ha? Wh-what's wrong?

Mailman: No mail for this address today. Sorry kid. (Ginger stutters, his plan backfired)

* Ginger enters the garage and is surprised to see what seems like Angela singing in her normal voice*

Tom: (Angela's voice, singing, with Angela mouthing) My grass is bright green, I've got nothing to fear, I'm full of soap and screams~

Angela: (Tom's voice) Uh, uh, uh, it's hopes and dreams, not soap and screams, come on.

* Angela claps twice*

Tom: (Angela's voice) Maybe we should just cancel.

Angela: (Tom's voice) No. we can't! I'm not going to mess up my one and only opportunity to perform at this club just because you-

Ginger: Just sing together! You can't tell whose voice is whose when you're singing at the same time.

* Tom and Angela harmonize*

Ben: Ginger! *Ben chases Ginger who teleports to the desk and laughs at Ben. Ben yells* Ginger! *Ben grunts and chases him more but Ginger teleports to the door, and Ginger laughs* *Ben spots the teleportation disc* Ha, ha, alright. *Ben starts to teleport to Ginger, but Ginger slides the teleporter under the couch and Ben bumps his head, flies out the other end, and lands dizzy*

Ginger: Sorry, not sorry!

* That night, Tom & Angela arrive at the stage*

Announcer: Now, let's hear it for Tom and Angela!

Angela: (Tom's voice, whispers) Okay, now stick to what we practised. And remember everything we say has to be at the exact-

Tom and Angela: Same time.

Tom: (Angela's voice) I know, let's go.

Tom and Angela: Hey, everybody, we're Angela and Tom! (start singing) The heart so shiny-

* Later, Ginger gets some pickles as he has another plan*

Ginger: Ooh, this will be perfect!

* Hank sees the pickles*

Hank: Ooh, I got me a craving for cucumbers soaked in brine. It is pickle time. *Then, Ben appears with the teleportation disc, Hank tries to reach the pickles, Ben chuckles and was about to catch Ginger when he then pushes the button and they both go through the discs, Ben jumps into the disc and they teleport from one disc after another, Hank still trying to grab his pickles.

Tom and Angela: (singing) *Tom dances* The heart so shiny, the heart so shiny, the spleen is not that shiny, and neither is your foot, the foot's not even an organ, but it can't walk without the heart~  Shiny heart!

Angela: (Tom's voice) Thank you! We love you!

* The audience gasp*

Tom: (Angela's voice) Oops.

Angela: (Tom's voice, the audience boos) No, I can explain. My voice was just switched with my singing partner's.

* The audience gasp again*

Tom: (Angela's voice) Uh, no, don't worry guys. It's just temporary!

* The audience scream*

* Soon when Tom and Angela arrive at the garage, disappointed.*

(Ginger is dialling the Rocket Bike store.)

Hank: (Ginger's voice) Hey, guys, how'd it go?

Angela: (Tom's voice) Pretty bad. What? Hey!

Tom: (Angela's voice) Hank?

Hank: (Ginger's voice) Yes! (laughs, while Angela gasps)

Tom: (Angela's voice) How'd you get Ginger's voice?

Ben: (Hank's voice) Why don't you ask Ginger?

Ginger: (Ben's voice, on the phone) Hello, Ginger Grown-up-ington here. *Tom and Angela look at each other in shock* Please send me your fastest Rocket Bike right away!

* Episode ends*