Who is Becca?/Transcript

* The scene begins with the Little Miss Perfect music video*

Becca: ♫ Little Miss Perfect in her golden gown ♫

''♫ She may be rich, but she's really a clown! ''♫'

♫ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Little Miss Perfect ♫'

* Hank, Tom and Ben dance towards Angela*

Angela: Hey, guys. What are you listening to?

* Hank almost trips over Angela*

Hank: What? You haven't heard "Little Miss Perfect" *Hank shows Angela the music video* by Becca Sparkles? Where have you been, lady? Oh, this is the hottest song right now.

Becca: ''♫ La, la, la, la, la... ''♫'

Tom: I mean, compared to your songs. It's just okay.

* Angela looks at Tom's legs, which are dancing to the song*

Becca: ♫ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Little Miss Perfect ♫

Tom: Ah! Oh, wait. Listen to this part. I love this part!

Becca: ♫ La-la-la-little Miss Perfect is such a snob ♫'

♫ ''Being smug is her full-time job! ♫''

Angela: Whoa! She doesn't hold back. I like it!

Becca: ♫ Little Miss Perfect thinks she's so cool ♫'

''♫ But it's time to learn she doesn't rule! ''♫'

♫ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Little Miss Perfect ♫'

Angela: (gasps) Wait a minute. This isn't just some cool new popular song. This is a diss track! And it's about me!

Ben: (dancing) Angela, it's irresponsible to jump to diss-related conclusions. You'd need solid evidence to prove that.

Angela: Um, she's dressed like me and riding my scooter! Look at this evidence!

* Angela shoves Tom's phone in Ben's face*

Hank: I don't see it.

* Angela shows Hank Tom's phone*

Becca: ♫ Little Miss Perfect is no fun ♫'

''♫ But, Little Miss Perfect's time is done! ''♫'

Hank: Never mind. I do see it. You've been dissed!

* Angela gasps*

(Scene cuts to the theme song)

* Angela slams her phone on the table*

Becca: ♫ La- la- la,- la- Little Miss Perfect- ♫'

Angela: (groans) I can't believe some bratty singer wrote a diss track about me.

Ben: Diss tracks are a musical tradition dating back centuries. Bach's "Sonata in G Minor" was a diss against his lute player, Ed.

Bach: Aghh!

Tom: Well, tradition or not, Angela. You need to fight back.

Hank: Ah, but are you really the fighting-back type?

Fan #1: Boo! Tonight's show stunk!

Angela: (on phone) This flower might change your mind. (to Hank) You're right, Hank. I should take the high road and let it slide.

Veronica Savage: Veronica Savage here with news of the growing feud between Angela and Becca Sparkles. The biggest music rivalry since Bach versus his lute player, Ed. I just heard that in her next concert, Becca will be selling these T-shirts! That's a drawing of Angela waking all over her fans and not giving a hoot. Since Angela has yet to respond, we can only assume that Becca has a point.

Angela: (growls) Forget the high road! Becca Sparkles, get ready to be dissed!