Retro Sonic Angela/Transcript

<Retro Sonic Angela

Thanks, Tom.

Yeah! I heard back from the Uncomfortable Rocks Music Festival!

Really? You got in?

I sent them the best song I've ever written.

-Open it. -Okay, let's see... Aw.

"Sorry, we only accept songs that are original, exciting, and world-changing.

This is... not." What?!

[screams]

Oh, Angela. You can't let this rejection get to you like this.

Nothing is getting to me.

01:12

We're listening to my song again

01:14

to prove it is actually "Original, exciting, and world-changing."

01:18

Ooh! I'm happy to help because I need ten hours of good deeds

01:22

to earn the Scout Boys Community Helper Badge.

01:25

Okay. What do you think?

01:27

[music begins]

01:29

-[Angela] ♪ Yes we like good things ♪ -[both] Hm...

01:33

♪ Things that are good ♪

01:35

♪ So good! Good, good things ♪

01:38

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

01:41

[singing along] ♪ Good, good, good things are good ♪

01:44

-Oh, it's definitely catchy. -Catchy?

01:46

-Okay, uh... -[Tom] Yeah.

01:48

I mean it's like the lyrics say. It's good!

01:50

-[song stops] -What other words might describe it?

01:53

I don't know, words like "world-changing?"

01:56

-Uhh... -Well...

01:59

Hm. Oh.

02:01

Ah.

02:03

Maybe the judges were right. I'm not original.

02:07

-Or exciting. Or-- Huh? -[computer static]

02:11

I don't know, Angela. When the song goes, "Krrrr!" That's pretty big and bold.

02:15

That's not the song. It's a computer glitch.

02:18

-[song sticks and repeats] -[Ginger] Ben's making it worse!

02:22

[Tom] Yeah, Ben, stop making it worse.

02:25

[song sticking]

02:27

Or... is he making it better?

02:35

♪ Wa-oah! ♪

02:45

Hm.

02:46

[crunching]

02:48

-[crunching] -[beep]

02:50

-Huh? -[laughs]

02:51

-[crunch sample playing] -What?

02:54

-Oh! You missed me! -[beep]

02:57

[sample of ball bouncing]

02:59

[bounce-crunch, bounce-crunch]

03:02

-Aagh! -[keys clattering]

03:04

-[beep] -Yes!

03:08

-Oh! -[giggles]

03:11

[samples merging to the beat]

03:17

[mixes samples with dance track]

03:25

[romantic music]

03:26

So Xenon, we've been internet dating for a while now,

03:31

and I think it's time to take the next big step.

03:35

-Xenon. -Ben bug...

03:38

Will you...

03:39

-You don't mean...? -[gulp]

03:42

...help fix my computer?

03:46

Oh, Ben!

03:48

-Of course I will. -[giggles]

03:51

We've got so much to plan. Should we try to reformat, my beau?

03:57

[both laughing]

04:00

[knock on door]

04:02

-Oh, Ginger! -Do any of you need help?

04:05

-I really want that badge. -Not now.

04:07

Angela's about to show off her new sound.

04:09

I can't wait for you guys to hear it.

04:11

I haven't been this excited about music in weeks.

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-[cacophony of samples] -Enjoy.

04:19

[electronic dance beats]

04:22

♪ Who am I? There's doubt in my mind ♪

04:26

♪ Who am I? I'm asking this time ♪

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♪ I'm a caterpillar changing into something new ♪

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♪ Totally different! I'll show it to you ♪

04:38

Check it out!

04:40

[rocking guitar solo]

04:43

-Enough! I can't take it anymore! -[music stops]

04:47

-Was that a joke?! -What?

04:49

Ginger, don't you know it's easier for someone to take criticism

04:52

when it's paired with a compliment?

04:53

Angela, that's a very nice shirt.

04:56

- And was that song a joke? -It's definitely new.

04:59

But I liked the "good" song a lot better.

05:03

You know what? I don't care what anyone thinks.

05:06

I am performing this at the Town Talent Show today because I believe in it!

05:12

-Oh, no. -Uh-oh.

05:13

[yelling] And that's the attitude that gets you into music festivals!

05:17

Yah!

05:19

That show's not going to go well. Good thing we won't be there...

05:22

-[door slams] -...to witness the embarrassment, right?

05:25

-Right? -Wrong.

05:28

We have to stop her.

05:29

Yeah!

05:31

Fine. I'll come, but only if this counts for my Community Helper badge.

05:38

[clicking, beeping]

05:40

-[beep, beep] -Ugh!

05:42

Regular computer-fixing isn't showing us what's wrong here.

05:46

Hm. So, to get to the bottom of this, we'll have to enter...

05:50

[both gasp]

05:52

[both] ...the digital world!

06:01

Ben, this is your problem. There's all this gunk all over the place.

06:06

It's like a bachelor pad in here.

06:08

What? That's not fair. I'm very tidy.

06:11

It's fine. If we're going to next-level our relationship,

06:14

there are things we have to get used to about each other.

06:17

Seriously, I'm not a slob! I have no idea where this stuff came from.

06:22

[distant chatter]

06:24

Maybe from there.

06:27

[sinister chatter]

06:32

Aaagh!

06:35

Aagh!

06:37

Uh-oh.

06:41

Time to stop this show.

06:43

I'll hit the sprinklers with a spitball and flood the place!

06:46

I'll call Angela posing as a doctor

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and tell her that she has a rare disease where you're not allowed to sing at all.

06:52

-Whoa, whoa, whoa. -[both] What?

06:54

Those are great plans, but just let me try talking to her first, as a boyfriend.

06:59

-Ugh! -Aagh!

-Angela, uh... -Let me guess.

You want to tell me not to do the new song, right?

It... Yeah. It's way too weird.

I know it's weird. That's what I like about it.

Really? But aren't you worried everyone else won't like that about it?

Well, I don't care what everyone else thinks.

I have to do this, for me.

And if I just had your support, well, that would be enough.

I'm sorry, Angela. You do your show. I'll be in the front row, cheering you on.

-Really? -I'm still your biggest fan.

Thanks, Tom. You're a great boyfriend.

Well, Did she listen to reason, or should I get my doctor voice ready?

-Ahem. Nurse, I need ten-- -No. We're not stopping the show.

-What? -Angela believes in it.

And it's time for us to believe in her. Now get ready to cheer.

-[cheering, applause] -Hey, hey, hey!

Everybody welcome to the T-t-t-town Talent Show!

[cheering]

We're gonna kick this off with someone you know and like. Give it up for Angela!

-[huge cheer] -Angela! Angela!

Greetings, my friends.

-Woo-hoo! -[phone ringing]

It's Ben. Not now.

Tom! Come home immediately! I'm dealing with an apocalyptic mega disaster!

A mega-what? Stop exaggerating.

I'm not exaggerating. Look at this!

Ben? Ben!

[Angela] I hope you're ready for something

a little... different.

-Whoa! Yeah! -I have to go. Cheer loud.

-♪ ...There's doubt in my mind ♪ -[cheering, applause]

-♪ Who am I...? ♪ -Sorry, pardon me, excuse me, so sorry.

[man] What is this? Ew!

-♪ ..changing into something new ♪ -Boo!

What do you mean "boo?" More like "boo-yah!"

-Boo! Make it stop! -[splat]

Give it a chance! Yeah!

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah!

-Great song, Angela! -[distant booing]

[booing muffled]

Huh?

Tom?

Boo!

[booing, jeering]

Ugh!

Hey, Angela. Good show.

Are you kidding? It was a disaster.

Tom couldn't even sit through it.

Uh. I'm never going to be a singing star.

There's no point in chasing an impossible dream.

-I'm quitting music. -What? No!

I'll never sing again.

Ben, what is going on?

Do you remember when we were playing SquareStack

and we built a rocket to shoot the bad guys out of the game?

-[crash] -Yeah. I do.

But what does that have to do with anything? That was a game.

No! We blasted them out of the game and into my computer.

And from there, they've been chewing a path out of the digital world entirely.

-To where? -To here, you fool!

Now help me seal off the room before we're too la-- too late!

Whoa!