Micro Spy Tom/Transcript

Ben's New Invention
(The scene begins with Tom, Angela, Hank, and Ginger watching news for the auction.)

Announcer (on TV): We interrupt today's episode of Dance Dating with urgent news for all fans of the town's big donut statue. This delicious historical landmark is going to be restored!

(Tom, Angela, Ginger and Hank cheer.)

Ginger: Fun!

Hank: Yes!

Tom: That's great! I used to love climbing the sprinkles on that thing when I was a kid.

Announcer: The money for the restoration will be raised at a very fancy auction. And the host of this glamorous event will be the town's most charitable citizen, Roy.

(Roy appears on TV.)

Roy (on TV): Well, I believe that anyone would help this treasure if they could.

Tom: That-- What?

Roy: Please don't think of me as a hero.

Ginger: That's something a hero would say.

Hank: Right. Classic hero humility.

Tom: (growls) How do you not all see through this guy? (turns off the TV) He's up to something! I mean, remember...

(The scene cuts to a flashback of Neighbor Roy.)

Tom: when I found the secret door in his house? Wasn't that suspicious?

(Back to present day)

Ginger: I don't know, Tom. Houses have doors. (gasps) I bet it's a tuxedo closet!

Hank: (gasps) Or an extra bathroom!

(Tom growls.)

Angela: Guys, it doesn't matter what it is. What matters is there's a fancy auction next door and we're going.

Hank: (gasps) I'll bring donuts.

(A submarine appears. It crashes onto the floor and the friends scream.)

Ben: (exits submarine) Hah! Back to my regular size.

Ginger: Whoa, Ben, what is that thing?

Ben: It's my new invention, the Shrink Submarine. It can shrink and then go inside someone's body to detect medical issues!

Tom: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's nice. But there is much more important- (gets idea) wait a minute, random question for you. Could this take you inside someone's head so you can see what they're seeing and learn all of their secrets?

Ben: Theoretically, yes! Thanks for taking an interest in my work, Tom.

Tom: Oh, Ben, I'm very interested.

(Scene shows Hank's cookbook, flipped to the donut recipe.)

(Theme song plays)

The Auction Begins
(Scene cuts to the auction at Roy's house. Hank arrives at Roy's door holding a box of donuts.

Roy: Wow! Thank you, Hank! These donuts will be a sweet addition to my auction. And I see one is just for me to eat.

(One of the donuts has drawings of Roy on its icing.)

Hank: Hmm, I must've frosted that one in my sleep. Not the first time that's happened.

(Roy eats the donut. Scene cuts to Tom, who has stolen the Shrink Submarine and was hiding on Roy's donut. Tom is currently in Roy's esophagus.)

Tom: Secret mission log, entry one. (arrives in stomach) I've borrowed Ben's Shrink Sub and hidden my tiny self in a donut. My journey into Roy to find proof of his badness is about to begin.

(Tom hits a button on the control panel that directs the submarine to Roy's head.)

(The submarine heads to Roy's eyeball. He cheers as the submarine rides up Roy's blood vessels.)

(The submarine arrives at Roy's eyeball.)

Tom: Made it. Okay. Let's see what you do when you think no one's watching you from inside your eyeball.

(Roy opens the second secret room by knocking over a chess piece.)

(The door opens.)

Tom: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Secret mission log, Entry Two! Roy is at his secret door!

(A laser door appears.)

Tom: Yeah, this is definitely not an extra bathroom.

(An eyeball scanner appears.)

Tom: I mean, I think that's even an eyeball-recognizing scanner. (laughs) Wait, what?

(The eyeball scanner emits a laser. It blinds Tom.)

(Tom wails.)

Tom: No, no! Must... tint... windshield. (presses button on control panel.)

(The submarine travels backwards. Tom screams.)

Roy: (dusts wheel) Fluff, fluff, fluff.

(Tom crashes into Roy's brain.)

(The crash causes Roy to do a backflip.)

Roy: Huh? Whoa!

(Tom gets up and sees that the submarine's steering wheel had broken off.)

Tom: Huh? No! (runs to windshield) Help!

Stuck in Roy's Brain
Angela: (calls Tom) Tom, we're leaving for the auction! Going once, going twice!

(Ben groans.)

Ginger: I'm sold that he's not here. (opens door) Probably doesn't want to be anywhere near Roy.

(Ben's phone rings.)

Ben: Hmm. Tom?

Tom: Ben, hi, I need your help. Uh, I'm stuck in Roy's brain. I, uh, I might have borrowed your Shrink Sub without asking.

Ben: What are you talking about? The Shrink Sub is right-

(The Shrink Sub has been replaced by a large cardboard cutout.)

(Ben yells.)

Ben: I should have seen this coming.

Tom: Okay, now... before you yell at me, you should know that I almost saw proof that Roy's bad!

Angela: Tom, I can't believe you would do something so reckless!

(Ben grumbles.)

Tom: Look, look, look, we can figure out whose fault it is later. But please rescue me!

Ben: (sighs) I guess this auction is about to see some action.