The Mystery of the Pyramid/Transcript

(Scene shows a pyramid in the desert. The friends are walking towards the pyramid.)

Tom: I have got a bad feeling about this.

Angela: Oh, seriously, Tom? (laughs) I'm about to do a concert next to an ancient desert pyramid! What could possibly be bad about it?

Tom: How about how this was set up by Ricky de Luna? He does not like you.

(Scene shows a flashback from Pirates of Love. Ricky de Luna prepares to kiss Angela, but Angela pushes him off the ship.)

Angela: Yeah, he acted like a jerk, but now, he wants to apologize. I'm not going to not accept an apology, Tom. That's just not me.

(Hank is holding a basket.)

Hank: Plus, he gave us these awesome gift baskets! Ooh, there's gumballs in these.

Ginger: Dibs on a green one! Gimme! Give it!

Hank: (holds basket away from Ginger) No, too slow!

(The MC appears on the stage.)

MC: Whooop! Yo, Angela! Check out this sweet stage slide for the show!

(The MC points to a ramp on the side of the stage.)

MC: This concert's gonna be beyond g-g-g-g-g-gravity!

Angela: (laughs) Yeah, it is!

Tom: Wait, the MC is MCing this? But you had that very public fight with Ricky, remember?

(Scene cuts to a flashback at a talent show. The MC appears onstage, and Ricky is on the side of the stage.)

MC: And now, for our main musical event, give it up for Ricky de Luna, aka Slicky! He told me not to give him a nickname, but I'm doing it, y'all! Slicky! Slicky! Slicky!

(Ricky de Luna facepalms, embarrassed.)

(Flashback ends and the scene returns to the pyramid.)

MC: Turns out, the dude really hates nicknames, but now, he's obviously trying to patch things up between us.

(Victoria Payne appears.)

Victoria Payne: Well, well, it's Angela and the MC, my least-favorite performers. You'd better do a good show tonight, because my thumb is ready to down.

Tom: Wha- music critic Victoria Payne?! You said Ricky's last album sounded like rocks in a blender. Now, am I the only one here who thinks it's just a little bit weird that Ricky put together a concert with all of his enemies?

Angela: Relax, Tom. Ricky is trying to change, and he's doing it with an all-star concert blowout!

(The concert's lights turn off.)

(The MC screams as he is dragged away by an unseen force.)

(The lights come back on and the MC is missing. A floppy disk is in the spot where the MC disappeared.)

Ben: Oh, no! The MC is... gone!

(Hank's gift basket is empty.)

Hank: And so are my gumballs! Who did this?

(Ginger is seen chewing.)