The Great Taxi Race/Transcript

(Scene shows an old man opening his mailbox.)

(A taxi appears, swerving uncontrollably. The man jumps out of the way, narrowly avoiding being hit.)

(Ben, Tom and Hank are in the taxi with Ben driving. Hank pants, dizzy.)

Tom: Ben, please don't think that I'm criticizing your driving, but why did you start driving again?!

Ben: Because, as you know, my anti-tech bracelet has cut me off from the world of computers.

(The bracelet electrocutes Ben. The taxi narrowly avoids crashing into another car.)

Ben: So we need a new way to keep Tom and Ben Enterprises in business, and that way is taxi driving!

Hank: As long as there are places, people are going to need to get to them, (gags) and that's where this taxi comes in.

(The taxi nearly hits a person on the sidewalk.)

Hank: It just fits.

Tom: Sure, except usually, taxi drivers can, you know, drive!

Ben: Oh, relax. I'm getting the hang of this.

(Several objects hit the windshield.)

Ben: All I just have to do is hold a map of the town in my mind.