Talent Show/Transcript

Ginger Can't Sing
[The episode begins with Ben controlling an RC car, Hank playing with a soccer ball, and Tom preparing lunch.]

[Angela points and winks at Tom]

Angela: (singing) Nobody would'a [Angela takes the spoon Tom was holding and pretends it's a microphone] bet us [Angela jumps on the table], I'd be good at chopping lettuce.

Tom: And singing about it.

Angela: [Angela spins] Woohoo! [Angela sits on the table] Thanks, Tom. You're the best audience.

[Ginger then opens the door angry.]

Ginger: This is the most stupidest thing that ever happened to me or anyone ever!

Hank: Oh no. Did you find a fingernail in your sandwich?

Ginger: Worse than that. Look at this commercial for the Amazing Whizbee Flying Disc.

Commercial: (singing) It's crazy! It's amazey! It's the best toy in the world. [The gang dance along to the song] For every boy and girl [A cartoon is seen] It's the Whizbee, the Whizbee. Whizbee!

Ginger: My school is giving one of these away. but the only way to get it is to win a singing competition. [Cuts to Ginger and Ronnie noticing a poster] And I can't sing. Agh!

Angela: Wait, Ginger, don't give up, I can teach you to sing.

Ginger: (crying) Really?

Angela: Sure. Anybody can sing if they have the right teacher. And passion. [Ginger puts his hands on his chest and chuckles] And soul. [Ginger swings his arm] And rhythm.

Ginger: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba...

Angela: But mostly a teacher.

Ginger: I knew you'd say that! That's why I already signed up for the singing competition. (Tuneless singing) Gotta learn to sing.

[Angela covers her ears, Hank kicks his soccer ball towards Ben, Ben accidentally controls the car towards Tom, which drives Tom panicking.]

[Tom yells]

Angela: We've got a lot of work to do.

[Tom breaks the fourth wall by crashing onto the screen]

[Cuts to theme song]

Weird Practise Lesson
Angela: We'll start with [inhales] breathing.

[Ginger plays an instrument]

Ginger: (harmonising) Aaah!

[Angela takes the instrument off of Ginger]

Angela: Give me that! [Angela circles Ginger] You have got to learn so much more than singing!

[Angela stops]

Ginger: But I've been breathing since I came in here!

[Angela interrupts Ginger]

Angela: Stop talking!

[Angela holds her breath]

[Ginger looks upon her]

[Angela looks down on Ginger

Angela: Start breathing.

[Angela walks across the area where Ginger is standing]

[Ginger inhales and exhales deeply and quickly]

Angela: You're breathing weird, breathe normal.

[Angela continues to walk across her room]

Ginger: It's hard with you watching me!

Angela: Oh, really? Singing is even harder!

[Angela stacks books on Ginger's head]

Ginger: Now balance these books on your heads!

[Ginger waddles around, trying to keep the books on his head]

[Ginger stops and breathes]

Ginger: Hah. Do I sing now?

[Ginger loses his balance and falls]

[Angela walks to Ginger]

Angela: Let me answer your question with a question. Are you breathing now?

[Ginger slowly inhales and holds his breath]