Micro Spy Tom/Transcript

Ben's New Invention
(The scene begins with Tom, Angela, Hank, and Ginger watching news for the auction in the garage.)

Reporter: We interrupt today's episode of Dance Dating with urgent news for all fans of the town's big donut statue. This delicious historical landmark is going to be restored!

(Tom, Angela, Ginger and Hank cheer.)

Ginger: Fun!

Hank: Yes!

Tom: That's great! I used to love climbing the sprinkles on that thing when I was a kid.

Reporter: The money for the restoration will be raised at a very fancy auction. And the host of this glamorous event will be the town's most charitable citizen... Roy!

(Roy appears on TV.)

Roy (on TV): Well, I believe that anyone would help this treasure if they could.

Tom: (in protest) Tha- but-

Roy: Please, don't think of me as a hero.

Ginger: That's something a hero would say.

Hank: Right. Classic hero humility.

Tom: (growls) How do you not all see through this guy?! (turns off the TV) H-he's up to something! I mean, remember...

(The scene cuts to a flashback of Neighbor Roy.)

Tom: ...when I found the secret door in his house? Wasn't that suspicious?

(Back to present day)

Ginger: I don't know, Tom. Houses have doors. (gasps) I bet it's a tuxedo closet!

Hank: (gasps) Or an extra bathroom!

(Tom growls.)

Angela: Guys, it doesn't matter what it is. What matters is there's a fancy auction next door and we're going.

Hank: (gasps) I'll bring donuts.

(A submarine appears. It crashes onto the floor and the friends scream.)

Ben: (exits submarine) Hah! Back to my regular size.

Ginger: Whoa, Ben, what is that thing?

Ben: It's my new invention, the Shrink Submarine! It can shrink and then go inside someone's body to detect medical issues!

Tom: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's nice. But there is much more important- (gets idea) wait a minute, random question for you. Could this take you inside someone's head so you can see what they're seeing and learn all of their secrets?

Ben: Theoretically, yes! Thanks for taking an interest in my work, Tom.

Tom: Oh, Ben, I'm very interested.

(Scene shows Hank's cookbook, flipped to the donut recipe.)

(Theme song plays)

The Auction Begins
(Scene cuts to the auction at Roy's house. Hank arrives at Roy's door holding a box of donuts.)

Roy: Wow! Thank you, Hank! These donuts will be a sweet addition to my auction. Aw, and I see one is just for me to eat.

(One of the donuts has drawings of Roy on its icing.)

Hank: Hmm, I must've frosted that one in my sleep. Not the first time that's happened.

(Roy eats the donut. Scene cuts to Tom, who has stolen the Shrink Submarine and was hiding on Roy's donut. Tom is currently in Roy's throat.)

Tom: Secret mission log, entry one.

(Tom is in the stomach. The stomach is filled with a green acid.)

Tom: I've borrowed Ben's Shrink Sub and hidden my tiny self in a donut. My journey into Roy to find proof of his badness is about to begin.

(Tom hits a button on the control panel that directs the submarine to Roy's head.)

(The submarine heads to Roy's eyeball. He cheers as the submarine rides up Roy's blood vessels.)

(The submarine arrives at Roy's eyeball.)

Tom: Made it. Okay. Let's see what you do when you think no one's watching you from inside your eyeball.

(Roy opens the second secret room by knocking over a chess piece.)

(The door opens.)

Tom: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Secret mission log, Entry Two! Roy is at his secret door!

(A laser door appears.)

Tom: Yeah, this is definitely not an extra bathroom.

(An eyeball scanner appears.)

Tom: I mean, I think that's even an eyeball-recognizing scanner. (laughs) Wait, what?

(The eyeball scanner emits a laser. It blinds Tom.)

(Tom wails.)

Tom: No, no! Must... tint... windshield. (presses button on control panel.)

(The submarine travels backwards.)

Tom: (wails) No, aw! Must... tint... windshield.

(Tom accidentally hits a red button. The submarine travels away.)

Roy: (dusts helm, whispers) Fluff, fluff, fluff.

(Tom crashes into Roy's brain.)

(The crash gives Roy an electric shock feeling. He does a backflip.)

Roy: Huh? Whoa!

(Tom gets up and sees that the submarine's steering wheel had broken off.)

Tom: Huh? No! (runs to windshield) Help!

Stuck in Roy's Brain
(Scene cuts to the garage.)

Angela: (calls Tom) Tom, we're leaving for the auction! Going once, going twice!

(Tom does not answer.)

(Ben groans.)

Ginger: I'm sold that he's not here. (opens door) Probably doesn't want to be anywhere near Roy.

(Ben's phone rings.)

Ben: Hm. Tom?

Tom: Ben, hi, I need your help. Uh, I'm stuck in Roy's brain. I, uh, I might have borrowed your Shrink Sub without asking.

Ben: What are you talking about? The Shrink Sub is right-

(The Shrink Sub has been replaced by a large cardboard cutout.)

Ben: Gah! I should have seen this coming. (kicks over cutout)k

Tom: Okay, now... before you yell at me, you should know that I almost saw proof that Roy's bad!

Angela: Tom, I can't believe you would do something so reckless!

(Ben grumbles.)

Tom: Look, look, look, we can figure out whose fault it is later. But please rescue me!

Ben: (sighs) I guess this auction is about to see some action.

(Scene cuts to Roy's mansion. More guests arrive.)

Roy: (to guests) Hi, thanks for coming. Hi, come on in.

Angela: (to Roy) Hi! Welcome to your auction. (awkwardly) I mean, I made... you tea... to get your voice ready for some fast talking.

Roy: Angela, I would never turn down tea from a lovely lady such as yourself.

Angela: (chuckles) Anyway, sip, sip!

(Angela pushes the cup towards Roy, who drinks the tea.)

(Hiding in the tea is the taxi, which Ben has shrunken. Hank, Ben and Ginger sit inside and are swallowed.)

Ben: I hope this works. This taxi won't be as smooth a ride as the sub Tom took. It wasn't built to shrink!

(The taxi travels through the blood vessel.)

Roy: (to crowd) First of all, I'd like to welcome you all to the Save the Donut auction. A lot of people are saying I'm a hero for doing this, but I say you're the real heroes! Now, let's make sure the heroes in the back can hear me!

(The crowd applauds. Roy takes out a megaphone.)

Angela: (in horror, calls Ben) Ben, we've got a Code Megaphone.

Ben: What?! No! His amplified voice will shake us all to pieces!

Roy: (into megaphone) Up first, I chose this from my personal collection. This classic work of art, a painting called, "Woman Looking at a Rock." Do I hear one thousand?

(The taxi trembles violently.)

Ben: (to Angela) Make him shut up! Buy something!

Angela: But I don't have any genuine art money!

Roy: Two thousand? Do I hear two thousand for this painting?

(Ben screams.)

Angela: (sighs, shouts to crowd) I bid ten thousand!

Roy: Wow! Going once, going twice... (hits gavel) sold! To the apparently-rich young lady.

(The crowd applauds.)

Becca: (annoyed) What are you doing?

(Angela shrugs and chuckles nervously.)

Ben: She did it! To the brain!

(The taxi travels away.)

(Scene cuts to the brain. Tom sits in the submarine and hears the taxi's horn.)

Tom: Hah, you made it! I'll be right there!

(Tom pushes on the door, but the door does not open.)

Hank: He can't get out! His brain is blocking the door!

Ben: (on phone) Angela, we found Tom, but we can't get to him! You need to shake Roy to knock the Shrink Sub loose from his brain!

(Angela is onstage, ready to accept the painting.)

Angela: Hold on, Roy. (takes painting) Before you sell me this art, I need to examine it to make sure it's real.

Roy: (chuckles) You already bought it!

Angela: I'll be the judge of that! Let's see if it moves like a work of art. (spins painting on finger)

(Angela smacks Roy with the painting. The submarine begins to dislodge.)

Roy: (woozy) Ugh...

Angela: I'm so sorry.

Roy: (holds nose) I-it's okay. It-it's fine. It's just a little nosebleed. Luckily, I never host an auction without bringing a tissue.

Ben: It wasn't enough! Do it again!

(Roy places the tissue in his nostril.)

(Angela hits Roy three more times with the painting. The submarine is almost dislodged.)

(Angela strikes Roy a fourth time, knocking him over. The submarine gets unstuck and surfaces.)

Tom: She did it!

(Ginger wears a harness and is ready to pick up Tom.)

Ginger: Hero boy to the rescue! (leaps down, picks up Tom)

Ben: Tom, be careful! Stomping on Roy's brain could affect him!

(Ginger stomps on Roy's brain. Roy spasms.)

(Ginger stomps on Roy's brain. Roy grunts like a chimpanzee.)

(Ginger stomps on Roy's brain. Roy picks up people in the crowd.)

(Tom and Ginger land on Ben and Hank. Roy juggles the people in the air.)

(The taxi drives away from Roy's brain. Roy puts his head through the painting.)

Crowd: Hey!

Wesley: What kind of an auction is this?!

(The crowd mutters angrily.)

Angela: Well, I don't want it now.

(Roy sighs sadly.)

(Scene cuts back to the blood vessel. Ben drives the taxi.)

Ben: You owe me a submarine, Tom.

Tom: Okay, I get it, you're all mad, but in my defense, none of this would have happened if you all agreed with me that Roy can't be trusted.

Ben: (sighs) Let's talk after we get out of Roy's nose.

(The taxi is in a nostril, lined with nose hairs.)

Hank: (gasps) We're almost there! I can see the light at the end of the nostril!

Ginger: (in horror) That's not a light.

(The friends see a tissue at the end of the nostril.)

Ginger: That's a giant tissue. Hit the brakes!

(The taxi stops abruptly. A car part falls off.)

(Ben grunts and tries to restart the engine, but the taxi stops working.)

Ginger: Great, the taxi's broken. Now I have to grow up inside a face.

Ben: N... not necessarily. If Roy sneezes, he'll eject the tissue, and then us. But to make that happen, one of us has to stay behind to tickle Roy's nose. (holds sticks)

(The friends each take a stick. Hank finds that he has the shortest stick.)

Hank: Guys, I'm going to make Roy sneeze like he's never sneezed before. And, Tom, if my sacrifice means you get to tell people about a door that Roy has, it was worth it. (exits taxi)

(Tom stops Hank.)

Hank: Tom!

(Tom exits the taxi, throws Hank back into the taxi and closes the door.)

Tom: You keep your fingers out of Roy's nose. This is my fault. I should be the one that gets left behind.

(Scene shows the auction.)

Roy: (chuckles, nervously) I hope you enjoyed yourselves and this weirdness today. That was different! Uh, but don't worry, I promise everything will be completely normal...

(Tom climbs on Roy's nose hair and tickles it.)

Roy: Starting... (sniffs) now!

(Tom continues pulling on Roy's hair until it falls off.)

(Roy begins sniffing heavily. The friends are pulled back.)

(The sniffing stops and the friends stop.)

Roy: (sneezes) Aah-choo!

(A waterfall of mucus pours from the back. Tom finds the car part that had fallen off.)

Tom: Ah-hah! (catches part)

(Tom surfs on the mucus.)

Tom: Time to booger-surf. Cowabunga!

(The tissue, Ben's taxi and Tom are ejected from Roy's nose. Angela catches them.)

(The painting also flies off Roy's head and bounces off several objects.)

(The painting hits a secret panel, which opens.)

Automated Voice: Secret room opening. Secret room opening.

(Roy begins to run towards the panel.)

(Several windows close.)

(Roy presses several buttons on the panel.)

Automated Voice: Secret room closing.

(The panel closes. The crowd stares at Roy, confused.)

Roy: You know what? This auction's over. Uh- because... surprise! I'm cleaning the statue myself. (holds up cleaning supplies)

(Scene cuts back to the garage.)

Tom: Hey, everyone, I'm really sorry. I went way too far trying to expose Roy. I really messed up.

Angela: I'm just glad you're safe. Besides, I guess Roy has something he's hiding after all. I wonder what it is. His embarrassing baby pictures?

Ginger: Or an embarrassing alien body?

Tom: It doesn't matter. Whatever Roy is hiding, it's not worth risking my friends to find out what it is. No secret is that important.

(Scene cuts to Roy's secret room. Roy laughs evilly before closing the door.)

(Credits roll)