Parallel Universe/Transcript

(The episode starts with Ben talking to Tom, Ben, Hank, Angela, and Ginger, giving them reasons why they shouldn't touch his stuff.)

Ben: Reason #11 that you aren't allowed to touch my stuff while I'm gone - some of it is extremely dangerous.

Tom: (sighs) Oh Ben, just stop. OK, no one is gonna mess with your nerd equipment.

James: I'm the brightest and the shiniest.