Cheat Code/Transcript

(The episode begins with Tom and Ben playing Square Stack)

Ben: (proudly) Our first structure is almost done. Hard to believe we only started playing Square Stack a week ago. I guess we're just naturally gifted.

Tom: Yeah we are. (gets confused) Wait, why am I jumping?

Ben: Hold on, let me check. (Ben takes off his mask and gets out a book) According to Builder X's How to Square Stack, to harvest a bush, you have to wave to the left.

Tom: Oh! (accidentally hits Ben, and gets an axe) Got it! (he whacks a bush and finished the small house he and Ben are making) Whoo!

Ben: Yay! Yay we did it! (Ginger arrives)

Ginger: Pathetic! I wouldn't store level two mouldy wood shavings in there.

Ben: But I'd like to see you do any better.

Ginger: You would? OK. (Ginger leads Tom and Ben to a castle) Behold my throne! (Ginger sits on the throne and laughs)

Ben: Ginger, how did you...

Ginger: (interrupting Ben) This isn't my biggest enormous castle, but it's the closest. And it's well defended. (Guns start appearing on the castle)

Tom: (confused) Defended from what? (A Zapper arrives and a gun sends it the other way.) That? Really?

[The Zapper spots Tom and Ben's house and zaps it, destroying it. Tom and Ben gasp. Ginger laughs]

[Talking Tom and Friends Intro]

Ginger: (laughing) Don't beat yourselves up, guys. Old people aren't good at video games.

Tom: We're not old. Our brains are fine.

Ginger: (Pretending to be old) "I'm not old! Where's my quilt?" (laughs) That's exactly what you sound like.

{Still working in progress}