Becca Fierce/Transcript

(The friends are watching a show on TV.)

Host: This season on Brave Race! Br-Br-Brave Race!

(The friends cheer.)

Host: In a quest for reality show glory, eight racers will face their fears! And to get to the end, they'll have to take on the most terrifying ride ever built, the Terrorator.

(People are shown screaming.)

Tom: That show looks intense! Is Becca really doing it?

Angela: I guess she has a lot of natural confidence.

Ben: Look, there she is!

(Becca is shown on TV.)

Becca: What up, world? I'm Becca. And the only thing I'm worried about is how embarrassed my competitors will be when I grind them into sand!

(The friends cheer.)

(Becca takes off her helmet, revealing a wig, and laughs.)

Ben: Wait. What is she wearing?

Tom: That hair looks familiar.

Ginger: Isn't that the wig Angela borrowed that turned her into a total jerk?

Angela: (gasps) Oh, no. Becca's natural confidence isn't natural at all. It's coming from that bad-news wig!

(theme song plays)

(Scene cuts to Angela's apartment. Becca enters, and Angela turns on the light.)

Angela: Oh, hi, Becca. What did you do today?

Becca: So much.

Angela: And, uh, while you were doing that, were you wearing (pulls the wig out of Becca's backpack) this wig?

Becca: Chill out. I was going to my audition and feeling nervous or whatever.

(flashback)

(Becca is sitting in front of her mirror in the apartment. She sighs. The door creaks.)

Becca: Huh?

(The wig appears in front of her.)

Becca: I found it in my room. I put it on and I felt confident. Like nothing could stop me. (end of flashback) Plus, it looks cool. NBD (no big deal). (chuckles)

Angela: It is a big deal! This wig used to be mine, and it made me feel great, too. But then it made me a total jerk!

(flashback to Angie Fierce shows Angela throwing a star at an electric fan, making Ginger fall off his skateboard, and stealing a cupcake.)

Angie Fierce: Angela's gone! And I take what I want!

Hank: What has she become?

(end of flashback)

Angela: Becca, this wig changes you.

(whispering voices)

(Angela locks the wig in a trunk.)

Angela: It is a good thing I'm looking out for you.

(Becca groans.)

(scene cuts to Becca watching old episodes of Brave Race)

Host: Today on Brave Race, you've heard of a zipline and you've heard of lava. But what happens when those two things collide? Zip-Fire!

(A man is shown screaming.)

Angela: Becca, are you sure watching all these old Brave Race episodes won't freak you out?

Becca: (turns off TV) I need to know what I might have to do. Besides, I can handle it. After all, I've got natural confidence.

Angela: Yeah, you do! (yawns) Okay, I'm going to bed. Don't forget to be awesome tomorrow!

Becca: You know it. Boom!

(turns on TV)

Host: The Brave Racers have to take a plane to the finish line. But this plane only goes upside down!

(A lock of hair squeezes out the trunk's keyhole.)

Host: The racers have to tickle a shark.

(A second lock of hair squeezes through. The two locks form a heart shape.)

(Scene cuts to next morning. Angela walks into Becca's bedroom.)

Angela: I made you a power-up breakfast for your big race today and (gasps)

(Becca is not in the room.)

Angela: Becca? (gasps)

(The trunk is open.)

(Angela is seen video calling Tom.)

Tom: She took the wig?

Angela: Mmph. I knew I should have put that thing in the garbage disposal.

Tom: We can't let Becca wig out on TV. We have to do something!

(scene cuts to show set)

Becca: I said I wanted a pizza!

Set Crew Member: I'm sorry, I'm the makeup girl

Becca: Don't talk back to the talent. Now get me what I want!

(The crew member runs away crying.)

(The friends appear.)

Becca: Ugh. Looks like Mom is here.

Angela: Becca, take off that wig! The extra confidence isn't worth it!

Hank: Becca, if you do the race like this, you will be forever labeled a reality show villain!

(Scene cuts to Becca cackling on TV. A boy cries.)

Hank: The world will never forgive you.

Becca: I don't care what the world thinks. Most of the world is lame anyway.

(Becca throws a large clothing rack at the friends.)

(Ben screams in pain.)

(The makeup girl places a pizza box at Becca's tent and runs away crying.)

(Scene cuts to the first challenge. The participants are standing on a tall building, about to cross a tightrope.)

Host: The Brave Race starts here. You'll walk this wire from this very tall building to that very tall building.

Becca: Try not to fall, everyone. But watch out. I greased your wires.

Host: So mean. But allowed by our insane rules. Okay, racers, get brave!

(horn blares, starting the challenge.)

(Participants shudder. Becca walks the tightrope, only to find that Angela is walking the tightrope from the other side.)

Becca: Out of my way! What are you doing?

Angela: I'm proving you don't need that wig to be confident! You can do anything by just being yourself!

(Angela slips, but stands up and regains balance.)

Angela: The real you can do this, Becca. And I know because I'm doing it. And I'm not even on the show! I had to sneak past security to get here.

Becca: Wow! Angela, I guess you really don't need the wig to be confident.

Angela: Yes! That's what I'm saying.

Becca: So imagine how confident you would be with the wig! (pushes Angela)

Angela: Wait, what?

(Becca's voice changes, revealing that the wig is possessing Becca.)

Wig: Join us! Our confidence would be unmatched! We'd be a great team!

Angela: What is happening?

(One of the wig's locks grabs onto Angela's wrist. Angela frees her wrist, runs back to one of the buildings and rides the elevator back down.)

(Becca furiously presses the elevator button.)

(Angela puts a twig between the two elevator doors, preventing the elevator from going back up.

Ben: Angela! We saw what happened! It seems the wig is some sort of parasitic confidence-seeking organism! I thought this might be the case.

Tom: You did?

Ben: Well, I like to keep an open mind about neat little scientific possibilities.

Angela: Guys, what do we do about Becca? (points to Becca)

Ginger: She can't hurt anybody while she's stuck in that tower. (the wig jumps off)

Ben: Oh, there it goes!

(The wig lands on Hank's head. Hank growls.)

Tom: Oh, no.

Ginger: Hey!

Hank: Come on, Angela. Put on the wig! Everybody's doing it.

Angela: Hank, that's not you talking! It's the wig!

Tom: Run! Into the race course!

(The friends run into the race course while Hank chases them.)

(Becca is still up in the building)

Becca: Hello? Can someone get me down?

(The friends climb a rope to escape the wig. Hank climbs, but Ginger undoes his rope. Hank falls.)

Hank: No! That's cheating, you little brat!

Ginger: Beat it, bad Hank!

(The wig jumps onto Ginger's head. Ginger screams.)

Tom: Huh?

Ginger: (cackles) Here comes Ginger, baby!

(The wig jumps onto Ben's head.)

Ben: (cackles) Put on the wig, Angela. It's the logical thing to do!

(Tom and Angela run towards the rollercoaster. Ben laughs and chases them. The wig jumps on several members of the crowd to reach them.)

(Tom and Angela see the rollercoaster and they both gasp.)

Tom: The Terrorator lives up to its name. Should we go around it?

(spectators are seen cheering)

Angela: We can't run from this wig forever. It's time to give it what it wants.

Tom: But, but...

Angela: Trust me. And hand me your phone.

(The wig is seen on the host's head. He enters the rollercoaster and sees Angela in it.

Angela: Hi?

(The wig jumps on Angela's head.)

Angie: Oh, yeah! The babe is back! (looks at Tom) What are you looking at, chump?

Tom: You, you wanted me to give this to you. (gives Angela a phone)

Angie: (plays video on phone)

Angela: Hi, Angie. I guess you won. You took over my brain and you're feeling super confident now.

Angie: Yeah, that's right!

Angela: OK. If all you want is confidence, then you might as well use it. So let's see how confident you are after you ride the Terrorator twenty times in a row!

Angie: What? (notices that her hand is tied to the coaster.)

(Tom puts a helmet on Angela's head, then turns on the rollercoaster.)

(Tom laughs.)

Angie: No! Wait! No!

(Angie rides the rollercoaster. She screams. She sees Tom at the end of the ride.)

Tom: You'll thank me for this! (turns rollercoaster back on)

Angie: No, no, no! (screams) No!

Ben: What is Angela doing?

Tom: She's teaching a wig that confidence isn't everything. She's 10 rides in.

(After the twenty rides are over, the wig falls and stumbles. Hank traps it using a wastebasket.)

Hank: Angela, you beat that wig at its own game!

Angela: Yeah. (gags) I did it!

Becca: Thanks for looking out for me, Ange. Sorry I didn't listen to you.

Angela: Hey, listen, everyone gets nervous. But, (gags) remember, you can do anything. You just have to believe in- (gags)

Host: You! Hey! You're not an official Brave Race contestant!

Hank: Oh, right. This was for TV.

Tom: Hey, we never meant to mess up the show. It's just-

Host: Mess up? Are you kidding? That girl was not only the only one to finish the Brave Race course, she finished it in record time!

(The friends cheer)

Ginger: Did Angela win anything cool?

Host: Yes! The Brave Race winner gets unlimited rides on the Terrorator! And so do all her friends!

Ben: All her what now?

(scene cuts to the friends on the rollercoaster)

Friends; No, no, no. Wait.

Angela: I'm good. Not again. No, thank you.

Hank: Nope, no thanks, I don't think I'm-

(The rollercoaster reaches its big dip. The friends scream. A photo is seen being taken.)

(credits roll)