The Good Germ/Transcript

[The episode opens to Ginger jumping outside the garage.]

Ginger: Party!

Angela: What's going on here?

Tom: [moon-walking] It's a welcome back Angela party and you're the Angela of Honor. I got balloons, Hank's grilling up taxi snacks.

Hank: I'm cooking jellybean burgers.

Tom: And Ginger got a bounce house.

Ginger: Yay!

Angela: Aw, thanks guys. You know, ever since I got back, I've been feeling great. [sings] I'm even writing music again.

Ben: [walks outside] Could you keep it down out there? I'm trying to wallow.

Hank: Cheer up buddy. I know one guy who's girlfriend left him and now he has to wear a bracelet that zaps him if he uses technology.

Ben: That's me. Hank. Look.

(Ben gets shocked)

Ben: See l can't even get [voice slowing down] my cell phone.

(Ben leans on a laptop)

(Ben gets shocked and screams)

(Tom and Angela back away and cover their faces)

(Theme song cuts in)

Tom: Other than Ben, everything mostly, worked out great for all of us.

(garage door opening)

(Tom and Angela gasp)

Jeremy: A bounce house? Yes, please!

Tom: No, Jeremy, no. You're going to get your germ gunk all over it.

(Jeremy jumps in the bounce house)

(Ben puts tape around the bounce house)

Tom: Ok, What l really meant to say is there, Are still lots of problems.

(Ginger moans)

Ginger: I'm filthy and gross. This shouldn't happen to a little boy.

Jeremy: Too bad you guys couldn't keep up with my sick partying skills. i'll bet you want to kick me out of the garage now. But you can't because we made a deal. Nah, nah, nah-nah nah!

(Jeremy squirts gunk all over Tom)

(Tom backs away quickly)

Tom: We get it, Jeremy. You're a gross good time ruining jerk.

Jeremy: Oh, so now you're probably going to try to make me change, huh? Well, it won't work, suckers.

Angela: That would be a waste of energy, because you never change.

Tom: Yeah. The best thing for us is to ignore you. Maybe eventually you'll just go away.

Ginger: Can we get some cheer up ice cream, since my party got ruined?

Angela: Uh, it was my party, but yes

Tom: You know, the best thing about ice cream. No giant germs.

(The gang walk away)

Jeremy: Wait, what? You're just walking away? I'm a thorn that's always in your side. Hello? I'm going inside. I might mess up the fridge if you don't stop me.

(Jeremy licks the fence)

(The gang continues to walk and ignore Jeremy)

(Jeremy sadly slithers to the Garage)

(Jeremy looks side to side as he sees memories from the past)

Jeremy: *singing* Am I really just a gross germ? Is my fate so sad and firm.

* Jeremy squeezes through the game consoles*

Jeremy: *singing* Will I always be disgusting? Am I just a filthy worm.

* Jeremy rolls on the bathroom floor*

Germs: *singing* Jeremy, (Inaudible) Let's team up, leave the clean world behind, you'll never fit there.

Jeremy: *singing* I could join the germs, be sleazy, be so stinky and strange. I would be so very easy. Or can I? Or can I really change.

(Jeremy wipes the surface of the toilet to see his clean self)

(Jeremy smiles)

(The gang enter the garage)

Hank: I once had a brain freeze that lasted for thirty minutes because I would stop eating the ice... cream.

(The gang look around the see a clean garage)

Tom: Woah! What happened to this place?

Jeremy: I'll tell you what happened! I proved you wrong, I changed!

(Jeremy puts a flower in a vase and the gang look shocked at him)

Jeremy: I'm a new Jeremy! (Jeremy spins around) A clean Jeremy! The best Jeremy ever!

Hank: Wow! These floors are cement? I thought we head carpets!

Jeremy: No, that was dust! And that's not all I did! I cleaned up the bounce house, so you can have a redo of your Ginger party!

Angela: It was an Angela party

Ginger: Wait, you fixed the bounce house? (Ginger runs to the bounce house and drops his ice cream) Guys, we have to give Jeremy a chance! Hooray! Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!

Jeremy: Oh, bwof! *Jeremy wipes slime off the door* Boy, being better than everybody sure feels good. Yike! *Jeremy cleans the ice cream Ginger dropped*

Ginger: Woo! Ha ha! You left a bunch of soap in here!

Jeremy: Oh, I meant to put that away but the films got me all woozy.

Ben: You even color coded the jelly beans. I admire the obsession with organization.

Hank: And I admire the jelly beans.

Jeremy: Hey, watch it, please. I worked hard on that color scheme.

Hank: What for? My stomach is just going to turn them into one big wad of rainbow sweetness.

Jeremy: Ah!

Tom: Jeremy's right, Hank. You don't mix jelly beans in your stomach like a weirdo. You mix them in your face.

Jeremy: No!

Jeremy: No!

Tom: Jelly bean war!

Hank: Jelly bean war!

Gah!

Jeremy: What are you doing?!

Ah!

[LAUGHING]

Tom: I got you!

Jeremy: YOU'RE ALL MAKING A MESS! (Screams)

Angela: I thought I liked the new Jeremy, but if he's going to tie us up, I am officially undecided.

Tom: It's obviously not a new Jeremy. It's the same old problem causer we've always known.

Jeremy: Oh, no. I did change. Your said I couldn't. But I cleaned up, and you ruined it by making a mess!

Hank: We were just having a little fun.

Jeremy: Is that so? Well, I think you just don't like the clean me. You want me to be that gross guy you can all look down on. Well, that germ is gone! I am never going to stop cleaning. Ugh! Yah! Whoa. Yah! Yeah, whatever. I don't need a vacuum. Because I have got a mouth. Trash, trash, trash. Oh, that broken table is trash.

Ginger: Did he just get bigger?

Ben: Well, as a germ eating trash would naturally increase his mass.

Jeremy: (SINGING) (DEEP VOICE) I was more than just a gross germ, but no one cared to see. So now I will show everyone just what I can be. [EVIL LAUGH]

Ben: This should be easy to fix. We simply have to develop a shrink ray that-- Never mind. I know, stupid bracelet.

Tom: I don't need science to stop him. Now everybody, just struggle like crazy until we get free.

Ben: It's not working! All we're doing is making fart noises.

Ginger: Ha-ha, fart noises.

Hank: We're also making this bounce house wiggle.

Angela: Maybe that's all we need to do! I'm going to immortalize this moment in a song. (SINGING) Bounce to the left! Bounce to the right! Everybody bounce! It's time to fight!

Jeremy: A little metallic, but the cushions really pop in your mouth.

Angela: Spit out that sedan.

Jeremy: You're still acting like I'm the bad guy.

Tom: Well, you are a giant monster rampaging through town.

Jeremy: You're the monster. The never lets people change monster. Well, take this!

Angela: Let's do this! Report in, team!

Hank: Left arm, feeling strong!

Ginger: Right arm, ready to rumble!

Ben: Left leg, let's kick butt!

Tom: Right leg, right... leg. Wait, when did you all get catchphrases?

[ROARING]

Jeremy: Huh?

Tom/Angela/Ben/Ginger/Hank: Yeah!

Hank: Nice move.

Jeremy: Why, thank you.

Ginger: New plan, we have to join him.

Ben: No, we don't! The soap can help us! Ahh! Yes! Ah-ha! Now do a flip! Ah-ha!

[YELLING]

[GULP]

Jeremy: Oh, no. I'm getting woozy again.

[GURGLES]

[ROARING]

[SQUEAK]

Yeah!

Tom: Woo-hoo! Ben, you saved the town with that tech bracelet you hate.

Ben: Yes, I used this to solve a problem. So in a way, indirectly I used tech. Ah!

Tom/Angela/Ben/Ginger/Hank: [laugh]

Jeremy: What happened? What'd I do? And why does my tongue taste like a tire?

Ginger: You didn't do anything I wouldn't have done, if I could grow a million times bigger and eat cars.

Tom: It's not what you did, Jeremy. It's what we did. We said you couldn't change, and that made you crazy.

Angela: But from now on, we're going to help you stay clean.

Hank: We cleared out the storage area for you to live in. Now, you don't have to sleep in the toilet.

Jeremy: *singing* Aww. And so from this day on, you'll see, Jeremy will be clean. *stops singing* Oh, ow. Ow, ow, ow, I need to lie down. *starts sleeping*

Tom: You do that, pal.

[SNORING]