Glitch Apocalypse/Transcript

[sinister chattering]

00:36

[chattering, laughing]

00:46

-What's all that noise in there? -[chattering]

00:50

Ugh!

00:53

-Aah! They just cubed the Landlord. -Oh, no.

00:57

-Let's get out of here. -[Ben] Wait.

01:03

-Go, go, go! -[pow, pow]

01:16

Angela's not answering her phone. I need to warn her about this!

01:19

-So what's the plan? -Well...

01:29

I could create a Universe Unmixer

01:31

to close the gap between our world and the computer world.

Come On Faster

01:34

But I can't do it here. I need electricity and quiet!

01:38

-[people screaming] -So we need a place to work. Okay...

01:42

I've got an idea, but you are not going to like it.

01:51

♪ Wa-oah! ♪

02:02

Hmm.

02:05

Ah! Take whatever you want!

02:07

I'll give you the names and addresses of people who trusted me!

02:09

-Um... we're not Zappers. -Huh?

02:12

-Oh, it's you. What do you want? -Not your help, that's for--

02:16

-No, we want your help. -[muffled]

02:17

Ben has a plan to fight the Zappers from here.

02:20

He does? Too bad, because I have my own plan!

02:23

I was just bravely preparing to save the world.

02:27

-Liar! -Look, we don't have time for fighting!

02:34

I know you're in a bad place, but a bad place is good place...

02:38

-[phone ringing] -...for a comeback! Am I right?

02:40

-Why is Tom calling? -Angela.

02:43

If you wanted to see me you should have stayed at my concert, Tom.

02:47

Um, okay. That's bad.

02:48

But it's just that something really huge is happening.

02:51

Lots of huge things are happening, Tom.

02:53

For example, I just quit music forever.

02:56

-What? Will-- -[Ben] Tom, No!

02:59

Give me that! He's going to break it!

03:01

-Ha! -Tommmm!

03:04

Angela, right now we have a huge crisis to deal with.

03:07

-Come see me at the CEO's office. No, Tom. I don't want to see you.

03:11

-But An-- -[crash, scream]

03:13

I think this was the crisis Tom was talking about.

03:16

Those are SquareStack Zappers!

03:19

I'm only here to get my stupid Community Helper Badge.

03:22

-[boing] -[squeaking]

03:24

-The electronic sound is stopping them. -Go, guys. Get out of here.

03:29

-I can distract them with music. -[Zappers chattering]

03:31

But Angela, you don't do music anymore.

03:34

[screams, plays riff]

03:38

Hurry! Find Tom!

03:41

Angela...

03:44

Let's go!

03:47

The Universe Unmixer is finished! It needs to charge its batteries.

03:51

Which will take approximately... one minute.

03:54

[whirring, beeping]

03:58

-[hammering] -Hey, guys.Hey, Orangeie

04:02

You made it! But where's Angela?

04:04

Uh... she...

04:05

She distracted a bunch of Zappers so they'd get her while we got away.

04:09

-What? I have to help her.-Tom! You can't go! They'll cube you, too.

04:13

-Let go! -We can still save her, Tom.

04:15

We just need 30 seconds. Then we'll turn on the Unmixer and kick digital butt.

04:22

-[sinister chattering] -Agh!

04:24

Help! My office is being invaded!

04:27

I still need 15 seconds! Distract that thing!

04:33

Great job, CEO.Very distracting.

04:37

More Zappers! Turn on the machine!

04:39

Almost there. Four seconds.

04:41

-Aaagh! -Three, two, one--

04:47

Whoops.

04:48

Noooo! That was the world's last chance!

04:51

Well, we tried. On to Plan B. Enjoy your horrible fates, everybody else.

04:56

[evil laugh]

05:00

Oh, Goldie. Who cares if the rest of the world gets cubed?

05:03

-Things always work out for us in the end. -[sinister chattering]

05:08

[giggling]

05:13

Maybe the CEO's bathroom door will stop them forever?

05:16

-[banging] -Nothing can stop them.

05:18

Come on. You have to keep fighting.

05:20

These are computer thingies, right? Make a computer virus!

05:24

For your idea to work, I'd need some sort of massive infection--

05:28

Wait. You're a genius!

05:31

Ha-ha-ha! I know where we can get help.

05:34

We just need to find a way out of here.

05:36

-Guys? -Whoa.

05:41

You can go down the CEO's massive oversized luxury toilet.

05:46

Wow. The pipes on that must be huge.

05:49

All right. Let's escape this building by going down this toilet -

05:52

for Angela and for the whole world.

05:56

-[Tom] Ginger, what are you doing? -I can't go with you.

05:59

One of us needs to stay behind to flush.

06:02

No! Get in the potty. I'll do the flushing.

06:05

-[banging] -You have to hold the door.

06:07

And you, you have to save the world.

06:10

Just promise me that when you do,

06:12

you'll tell people what I did was worth a Scout Boys Community Helper Badge.

06:17

It would be an honor.

06:18

-[banging] -How much longer do I have to hold the--

06:23

Goodbye, Tom...

06:25

[flushing]

06:29

Whoa!

06:30

[giggles] At least I got to flush people down the toilet.

06:38

No!

06:44

[chattering]

06:56

[panting]

06:59

[Ben] Hm.

07:02

Oh, no. Ben, you didn't tell me this was your idea.

07:05

[beep, clank]

07:08

Jeremy the germ.

07:10

Tom the jerk. How's it going? I hope you're in good health.

07:17

-[cackles] -Wow, this cell is so clean.

07:20

You must love that.

07:22

We don't have time to cleverly insult each other.

07:24

Jeremy, computer viruses have invaded the town.

07:26

Oh, I see, and to fight the viruses, you want the help of a germ.

07:33

-Exactly. Can you do it? -Oh, sure. I can infect anything.

07:38

But it's gonna cost ya.

07:47

Ugh.

07:49

Aw. This brings back memories.

07:51

On the other side of this door is the portal to the computer world.

07:55

We have to toss you in there. You infect it from the inside.

07:59

Looking forward to it! It's been so long since I've made anyone sick.

08:03

Let's do this.

08:08

Aagh!

08:10

Ew!

08:19

-No! -Tom?

08:23

-Aagh! -Ben!

08:26

Ugh! No!

08:42

-Jeremy! -Don't forget about our deal, Tom!

08:46

I won't.

08:51

Aaagh!

09:01

He-he-he-he!

09:12

Oh, boy.

09:14

[chattering]

09:17

Ha-ha-ha! We did it!

09:19

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

09:23

[both] All right!

09:24

That was a royal flush! Woo-hoo!

09:28

Geronimo!!!!!!!!

09:41

Can I get a little help here? Ow! My body hurts.

09:45

[sobs]

09:48

It's sure good to have everything back to normal again.

Did you have to make a stupid deal to let Jeremy move in here?

Quiet, roomies!

That’s funny!

I'm trying to watch a movie about a doctor who gets in big trouble.

We’re in trouble!

Don't blame me. Tom did that.

Ben, step away from your computer.

Attention Ben! You are wanted for justice!

I don’t like the sound of that.

Xenon! She's here!

-[helicopter blades whirring and police car ringing] -Boy, oh, boy, oh--

Wow, Xenon. You sure know how to make an entrance.

I'm sorry, Ben. I'm not here as your girlfriend.

The Agency has decided you're too dangerous.

Wh-what agency?

The Agency, Ben-bear. The Agency.

Come with us!

Oh Dear, This is bad

We gotta go help him.

Let’s Go!

Come On guys we gotta to get together and help our friend.

Wallace, Gromit, Bert, Ernie, Chris, Martin and Zoboo go put some policemen clothes.

James, You’re going to be painted black.

Angela, I'm sorry about everything that happened at your concert

and I promise I will make it up to you.

I just had to-- Angela? Angela?

Angela, where are you?

[echoing] Angela!

[echoing] Tom. Anyone.

Where am I?

* gasps*