Neighbor Roy/Transcript


 * The episode begins with Tom and his friends at the museum.*

Ben: So, Tom, how does it feel to have a statue of you added to museum's Hall of Coolness?

Tom: I always knew that I was cool, but I never knew that I was "statue" cool.

Hank: Wow! I can't believe Tom's image will be next to the ruby that fell from space.

Tom: It's around this corner. Prepare to marvel at some marble. Huh?


 * Tom sees a statue of a raccoon.*

Tom: Um, pardon me. But, uh, quick question. Why does this statue of me, uh, not look like me?

Assistant: Because it's not you. A cooler guy moved to town so he got a statue instead.

Tom: What?!

Assistant: Some fella named Roy.


 * Everyone chats about Roy.*

Female Citizen #3: Roy babysat our family once and planted two gardens just for fun.

Male Citizen: I choked on a grape once and Roy saved my life.

Tom: Who the heck is Roy?!