Germinator 2: Zombies/Transcript

(The episode opens up on the garage. Ginger hitting a piñata.)

Ginger: Let me at it, LET ME AT IT!

Angela: Woah, woah. Ginger, stop. We’re grown-ups, we don’t hit piñatas with sticks. We set them to explode with the timer!

Ginger: Explode!? Oh, that’s way cooler!

Tom: That’s right! And this guy is now set to shower us with candy at 6pm, the exact time we officially founded Tom and Ben Enterprises. And Ben should be here with the candy right about...now!

(Tom points at the door. Instead, Ben comes out of the bathroom exclaiming)

Ben: Tom, the bathroom is disgusting! (Slaps a toxic sign on the bathroom door) Why didn’t you clean it!?

Tom: Let’s focus on what’s more important here. Did you, or did you not get the candy for the piñata?

Ben: No, I did not.

Tom: Really? What’s more important than getting candy?

Ginger: Yeah, Ben. What?

Ben: Well let’s see, I was dusting the ceiling fan, mopping the floor…

(Tom and Ginger stare at Ben)

Ben: Don’t look at me like that! Now please can the bathroom! (Ben sprays a bottle and then leaves, putting the cleaning equipment into Tom’s hands)

Tom: So the bathroom’s not clean, what’s the worst that could happen?

(Camera pans over to inside the bathroom)

Jeremy: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen…(Jeremy opens the toilet seat lid) Guess who’s back, baby. That’s right! It’s me! Jeremy the germ!

(Jeremy cackles. Cue theme song)

Ben: Parties are no fun if the surroundings aren’t tidy.

(Jeremy opens the door)

Jeremy: Hey, everyone!

Ben: Woah, Jeremy!

Jeremy: Heheh, surprised to see your old pal?

Ben: Well, yeah…

(Scene cuts to static and then Hank)

Hank: Previously, on Talking Tom and Friends...hehe, I’ve always wanted to say that!

(Drawings of the events of “The Germinator” are seen)

Hank: (narrating) The first time Jeremy showed up, we all thought he was friendly but Ben didn’t trust him. Turns out Ben was right, pretty soon he all got us sick. That’s what germs do! But luckily Ben flushed him down the toilet and Jeremy was gone for good. Until just now when he came back and I updated you on who Jeremy is.

(Drawings ends)

Hank: And now back to Talking Hank and Friends! Oops, Talking Tom and Friends!

(Scene cuts to static and then to Ben, putting his cleaning wear on)

Ben: Do you see what you’ve done, Tom? You see what happens when you don’t clean the bathroom like you’re supposed to?

(Ben drags Jeremy by his hand)

Ben: Alright, Jeremy! You are going back to when you belong! (Ben lifts Jeremy over the toilet) The sewer.

Jeremy: Wait, wait! I’m a changed germ! While I was down in the sewer, (Clips of good deeds Jeremy had done are seen)  I had a lot of time to work on myself. I even meditate now!

Ben: You can’t fool me! (Clips end) Germs like you don’t change!

Jeremy: Oh, but I have changed! I know it’s gonna take a long time for you to see it, Ben. Maybe we’ll even work on some projects together. (Pulls Ben’s mask down) Real soon! (Licks Ben’s mouth)

Ben: Ew! So disgusting, ew, ew, ew!

(Ben runs out and into the kitchen area)

Ben: Vitamin C, Vitamin C!

(Ben looks through everything until he gets to the fridge)

Ben: Yes, lemons! (drinks a carton of orange juice and throws it away, and then place some lemons on his eyes) Oh, good I can already feel it BURNING! (Runs away and falls onto his knees) I can’t believe I was tricked by a single celled organism!

(Ben’s hearing is distorted)

Jeremy: I spent a lot of time planning how to best pay you back and I can up with a perfect plan, a plan you’re gonna help me carry out, friendo!

Ben: Ha! That’s never gonna happen! (starts coughing) Oh no!

Tom: Get outta here, Jeremy. Tonight’s our anniversary party.

Angela: And you’re not invited!

Jeremy: Fine, I’ll go! (Jumps off the table he was on) I was planning to leave anyway, (stomach rumbles) what’s that tummy? You ain’t had nothing to eat for a real long time? (Turns around and pouts) Would one of you kindly point me in the direction of a hot meal? Preferably a well populated restaurant?

Hank: Lucky, you! The diner is just around the corner.

Gang except Hank: Hank!

Hank: What?

Jeremy: Say, thanks pal! See ya later, incubator! (Jeremy chuckles as he leaves the garage, Ben groans. Later, Ben sneezes as he is seen laid on the couch)

Angela: Here, have some of my aunt’s famous soup!

Ben: Your aunt the chilli pepper farmer? (sniff) No, thank you.

Angela: Oh, no, you guys. My grandmother was the chilli pepper farmer, this is my aunt’s soup recipe, it cures everything! (Takes a sip of the soup and winks)

Ben: Ah, I am so sick of sneezing! (Sneezes) At least I have a super soft, triple layer tissue with a calming lavender scent.

(Tom lays on the floor next to Ben)

Tom: Ben, I admire you. You always look at something positive during a bad situation.

Ben: Positive!? This is all your fault. I’m only sick because you didn’t clean the bathroom.

Tom: I didn’t get the candy, you didn’t get the piñata candy! We’re even, so let’s stop playing the blame game.

(Ben rises from the couch, looking much like a zombie)

Ben: You’re right, Tom! Now I have got something to say to you! Come closer!

Tom: What is it, pal?

(Ben sneezes on Tom)

Tom: Eugh! Whatcha do that for?

(Ben begins transforming)

Ben: I...don’t…know… that's something...something Jeremy would do!

(Tom begins backing away)

Tom: Yeah, that’s exactly what Jeremy would d- (gasp) That’s exactly what Jeremy would do!

Ben: I didn’t want to...but it’s like there was no control over myself!

Hank: Tom, get some rope. We need to tie Ben to that couch!

Tom: You tie him to the couch, he just sneezed on me! On purpose! I’m not going anywhere near him!

Hank: There’s a reason he did that! Jeremy didn’t just make him sick, we reprogrammed Ben to spread his germs! This is exactly what happened in my favourite pandemic thriller: Outbreak Biohazard: Code Deadly! First, people get sick. Then, the change begins. The start to lose control of their own minds...and bodies!

The Landlord: Alright, who steal my tube sock? Just the right one, the left one’s right here. (Rubs the sock with his nose and giggles)

(In the background, Ben is trying to attack The Landlord)

Hank: Once the germs take hold, the people are consumed with the overwhelming drive to infect anyone they see until there’s no one healthy left!

The Landlord: Hey, get away! (pushes Ben away)

Tom: That sounds horrible. We have to make sure nothing like that ever happens. Not on our watch!

(Ben sneezes on The Landlord and he turns into a zombie)

Hank: Right, so basically it’s super important we keep our eyes on Ben and never let our sight off him, not even for a second!

Tom: We won’t let that happen! I’ll go get the rope and you go speak to the Landlord about whatever he was-

(Tom and Hank gasp)

Tom: Uh, Hank. What was the next thing that happened in that movie?

Hank: You don’t even wanna know…

(The town is seen walking around as zombies. The gang run out of the garage and Tom groans. One zombie sneezes on a mailman and he turns into one too)

Hank: The mailman, he was here!

Ginger: Good job, sherlock. We just saw him drop that like two seconds ago.

(Hank opens the mailbox and he sees the mailman’s zombie hand. Hank yelps. A zombie slowly approached Tom behind him)

Tom: Question, why didn’t I get sick when Ben sneezed on me?

Angela: We must be immune! Maybe when Jeremy got us sick last time, it gave our bodies the powers to fight off his germs!

Tom: If that’s true, then we are the only ones who can save Ben and this entire town from infection! Let’s go!

(Tom runs away as soon as a zombie is about to attack Tom, Angela sees this and hurriedly follows him. Later, Hank spots a tissue and picks it up as he speaks)

Tom: Super soft, triple layer tissue! (Hank sniffs the tissue) Lavender scented! (Hank turns around to Angela, waving the tissue around) Ben’s been here.

Angela: Ew, Hank put that down!

Ginger: And there’s more! (points to a trail of tissues)

Tom: They’re leading to the diner!

(The gang run into Jerry’s, avoiding the zombies. Ginger hops on one of the seats)

Ginger: Oh, Rhonda! Can I get a chocolate shake while we fight the zombies?

(Rhonda sneezes on Ginger)

Angela: Ew! Even Rhonda’s not that rude. (Gasps) She must be a zombie!

Hank: (looks outside) Uh oh. We’re surrounded, just like in Outbreak Biohazard! (pushes a boombox to block the door)

Tom: If you knew this would happen, why didn’t you tell us?

Hank: Well, no one was warned in the movie!

Angela: (gasps) There’s Ben! (points to Ben standing next to Jeremy)

Tom: Hank, fill us in. What’s our next move?

Hank: (narrator voice) Now, a worried planet waits for a ragtag group of friends to find a cure!

Angela: My aunt’s soup!

Hank: Well, in the movie the cure involved looking into microscopes and putting liquids in test tubes on a 20-second montage.

Tom: This kitchen is all we got, Angela?

Angela: I’m on it!

(Hank and Ginger struggle to hold the door closed. Jeremy is spitting in Ben’s drink)

Tom: Jeremy, Ben!

Jeremy: Heya, chump. You better hit the road. This party’s invitations only!

Tom: Your party is over, Jeremy. I’m taking Ben home to our party. The Tom and Ben anniversary party….with a pinata.

Jeremy: Sorry, pal. Ben belongs to me now! Tell ‘em, Ben!

Ben: (Groans) Jeremy and Ben enterprises.

Tom: I can’t believe this, if only someone had cleaned the bathroom.

(Ben groans)

Ginger: Tom, help!

Jeremy: You know, Tom. You and I ain’t so different, we both need a guy like Ben to get what we want in this world.

Tom: There’s a big difference. I don’t need to control Ben’s mind to keep him working with me.

Jeremy: Maybe, maybe not. But we’ll never know, because I’m moving into your place, and you’re moving into mine! Hey, partner, whaddya' say we flush 'em into the sewer!

Ben: Flush...sewer...ding dong!

Tom: What? No, Ben. It’s me, Tom!

(Ben starts attacking Tom)

Tom: Ew, gross! Knock it off!

(Ben is about to grab Tom when Angela aims for Ben with her soup gun in a water pistole)

Tom: Angela, now!

Angela: (shoots her soup at Ben) In your face, germs!

Jeremy: Hey, what do you think you’re doing?

Ben: (coughs) I’m not sick anymore! (Angela cheers) What just happened?

Tom: Angela happened!

Angela: Actually, my aunt’s soup recipe happened! Really does cure everything.

Ben: It’s all coming back to me. Jeremy turned me into a zombie!

Tom: And I rescued you.

Ben: Because you didn’t clean the bathroom!

Tom: And I rescued you!

Ben: THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Hank: (still struggling to hold off the zombies) Ben!

Tom: Alright, you’re right. I admit it but now I’m ready to clean this place up. Whaddya' say, partner?

(Tom and Ben walk towards Jeremy)

Ben: Uh huh!

Jeremy: Easy now, I was just having a little fun that’s all, can’t a little germ have a little fun?

Ben: Oh, now it’s your turn. Yeah yeah yeah, ok! Oh no no, hold still you germ!

(Tom puts Jeremy on the table, a dummy in his mouth)

Tom: Look who’s all cleaned up?

Jeremy: No! It isn’t fair, it isn’t fair!

Ben: Now that’s how you get rid of germs!

Hank: Too many zombies! I can’t hold them off much longer!

Tom: But can we cure everybody?

Ginger: I know just the thing! (Manoeuvres his hand towards the ticking piñata)

(The scene cuts to Tom and Ben walking out the garage, putting sunglasses on)

Tom: Happy anniversary, Ben.

Ben: Happy anniversary, Tom.

(Beeping is heard. The piñata explodes inside Jerry’s with all zombies in it. Episode ends)