Assertive App/Transcript

[This episode with begins Bert computer Ernie juice drinks]

Ernie: Hey Bert, ready with that app for Angela?

Bert: ( annoyed) This stupid computer is being stupid again.

Ernie: You can't remember your password? I thought your were an expert.

Bert: ( angry) I am an expert. Which is why I made my password completely uncrackable.

Ernie: Have you tried turning it off and on again? Let me get in there.

[Ben backwards chier Tom taping]

Ben: Tom, Tom, Tom. There's no way you'd ever be able to crack your way in. There are more possible password combinations than there are stars in the galaxy.

Tom: ( looks) Let me see, if I were Ben. ( Tom gasps top in the table Kayak) Kayak. Hey Ben, how old are you?

Ben: 22. Why?

Tom: ( looking Tom computer tap in words) Kayak.. 22. ( taping stop) I'm in.

[Ben forwards taping in the copy. Tom drinks in the juice. Talking Tom & Friends Theme song]

Tom: ( Phone beeps) Hi Angela, how's the crowd there? Found any terrible singers yet?

Angela: ( making noises) I don't think that will be a problem. Here, listen for yourself. ( crowd loudly cheer)

Tom: Great! Start that show and I'll be there ASAP. ( beeps, Ben and Hank the a microphone dome video) Okay, Angela is about to start guys, so let's hurry up and get this domo video done.

Hank: Ready when you are. ( speak microphone Ben) What is it?

Tom: ( exalcy) The most awesome app ever created.

Hank: (surprised) Really? You mean it makes strawberry-banana smoothies?

[Ben looking eyes brown still]

Tom: No, it's the Sing Like A Pro App. It'll take even the most bland, non-musical voice and make it sound like an angel.

[Ben annoyed Hank exalted, Tom microphone sung song]

Tom: Ben, say something.

Ben: (voice sung song) Are you saying my voice is. Bland, boring, and robotic. How dare youuuuu!

[glass break crack]

Hank: ( exalted) A glass-breaking app! Brilliant!

[Ben laugh]

Tom: Just stand over there and read the words on the crad.

[Tom and Ben run away Hank watch movie microphone Ben video maker]

Ben: Tom and Angela's Sing Like a Pro demonstration video. Take one (cut) Gonna better work

[Hank microphone a touch the looking Sing-Like-A-Pro App]

Hank: (to the viewers) Welcome to Tom and Angela's Sing Like a Pro App. ( Hank making noisily)

Tom: (soothing him) Okay, cut, cut. Leaf blower. Let's try that again. ( Beeping)

Ben ( sighs deeply) Take two. (cut)

[Hank to the viewers microphone]

Hank: Welcome to Tom and Angela's...

[Hank making noisily Tom and Ben looking operation leaf blower stop. Hank groans]

Hank: Welcome to the... [leaf blower Hank sigh blower stop]

Hank: Welcome... ( Hank groans)

[Tom walk let see Tom and Ben leaf blower]

Tom: (upset) Someone should go say something.

Ben: ( happily) Agreed. I think that someone should be you.