Hank vs. Vampires/Transcript

(Garage, night. A mysterious man approaches the garage )

(Meanwhile, Hank bored, is channel surfing)

Hank: ( Yawns ) 

(knock on door, thunderclap )

Hank: ( Opens the door ) Hello. May I help you?

Mysterious Man: Have you ever felt disappointed with... Your television options? ( Evil laugh ) 

Hank: No. ￼￼I've never thought about that, but i'm thinking about it now.

( Bert and Ernie appear )

Tom: ( Clears throat ) 

Mysterious Man: ( Laughter )

Tom: Hank, what are you doing? Don't talk to a door-to-door salesman. ( Swings Hank )

Angela: Yeah, back off, buddy! Go peedle your lies somewhere else.

Mysterious Man: Oh, I am dreadfully sorry. I merely thought you might be interested in 500 television channels.

Hank: ( Gasps ) 500 channels? Tom, we should hear him out.

( Tom pulls Hank into the garage and closes the door )

Tom: You can't trust a salesman. They'll say anything to try and make a sale.

Angela: And Tom should know, because he's basically a salesman.

Tom: Yeah. Wait, that was a compliment, right?

Angela: Um...

Tom: Huh! I'll take it as a compliment.

( Tom and Angela leave, leaving Hank alone )

( On the outside )

Mysterious Man: ( whistling tunessly )

Hank: ( running with a pot in hand ) Hey ! Forget my friends. Here's some money. I need that gizmo !

Mysterious Man: Oh, this is a deal you assuredly will not regret ( Thunderclap in the background; Evil laugh )

Hank: ( Give the pot and pick up the equipment ) Why would I, right ?

Mysterious Man: ( Evil laugh )

Hank: Right ?

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