Multipli-Kitty/Transcript

(The episode starts with Eddy looking at the mirror, admiring his look, then about to eat his sandwich when Timmy threw a ball at him.)

Timmy: Catch! Come out and play with me!

Eddy: Not now, Timmy, I'm too busy.

(They walk out of the trailer)

Timmy: You never play with me.

Eddy: (points east) Look, a bug!

Timmy: Ooh! Mine! Woohoo! (runs away)

(Eddy heads into Ed's trailer, and opens his mouth so he can eat his sandwich)

Ed: (off-screen) You gonna need all that? (walks to Eddy) My stomach's howling.

Eddy: (sadly) It's my last sandwich, Ed, but I wish there were enough for everyone.

Ed: Excelsior! I have an invention for that! (he crouches to his invention cupboard and throws a mirror)

Eddy: Is this some fancy gizmo that makes anyone look breathtakingly handsome?

Ed: It's just a mirror.

Eddy: You're right, I couldn't look any better!

(Ed takes the sandwich from Eddy and turns on his machine.)

Ed: Like my Uper-Duper-Duplicator? It copies anything that passes through it.

(He throws the sandwich at the UDD, and two sandwiches came out. Eddy and Ed pick them up, opened their mouths, only to be interrupted by a scratching Timmy.)

Timmy: (scratches at the window) Pretty please!

Eddy: If only there were two of me...

(An idea hit him. He ran through the UDD, and two Eddy's came out.)

Both Eddy's: It worked!

Other Eddy: Ah! My poor nephew! I’ve neglected him for too long! (Walks away with Ginger) I'm sorry, Ginger. I’ve been a bad, bad uncle.

Ed: That's strange, Eddy. Your copy was somehow different. Hmm... (walks out, eating his sandwich)

Main Eddy: Having two of me is good, (looks at the mirror) which means more would be better!

(Cuts outside. Eddy, off-screen, repeatedly passes through the UDD, causing lots of Eddy's to come out. A gamer Eddy snatches the game console from Daggett)

Daggett: Hey!

Gamer Eddy: Take that you noobs! I so pawned you!

Daggett: (Trying to snatch the console back) Mine!

Gamer Eddy: No way! It's mine!

(he and the real Daggett have a tug-of-war at the console. In another area, a smart Eddy looks at Ed's calculations.

Smart Eddy: Ed, the epsilon progression is derivative as Schrödinger's Theron clearly olisenates.

Ed: Huh?

Smart Eddy: Uh, all that equals 2.

Ed: Why didn't you just say that? Hmm, I wonder... (he walks back to his trailer, only to find a river Eddy's come out, doing random chattering. Ed looks in shock. Two of the Eddy's snatch Plank away from Timmy)

Dramatic Eddy: I'm so insignificant in this sea of kids.

Enthusiastic Eddy: (Runs to the screen) Are you kidding? I love crowds!

Edd: Eddy's been ambushed! Run for them, please!

Ed: I must get the Eddy's back inside, but how? (a theory hits him) The Uber Duber Duplicator split him into his different emotions, but they all have one thing in common. (pulls out a mirror) Eddy! You'd better look at yourself. You are an obsolete mess!

(The Eddy's do worried chattering as they run back into the reversed Uber Duper Duplicator. Now only one Eddy remained.)

Timmy: There were so many of you but I couldn't find the real you.

Eddy: Ginger, here I am. Wanna play?

Timmy: Ooh! Mine! (hugs Eddy as the episode ends)