Ben's Digital Detox/Transcript

[The episode starts with a pipe opening and flooding the museum. We also see a painting of a squiggly man. Scene cuts to the Garage.]

Ben: Behold! The next great invention from Tom and Ben Enterprises! [holds a cake swarmed by flies and sticks.

Angela: Is That a cake?

Ginger: Blech!

Ben: It certainly is. Since I'm not able to use tech thanks to this pesky, anti-technology bracelet-- [beeping] --ugh. I'm developing lots of new skills, like baking.

Ginger Did you get the recipe from a monster magazine? Ugh.

(They hear the door opening)

Ben: Huh?

[Tom then suspiciously enters with a big sack.]

Angela: What do you have there, Tom?

Tom: Uh, heh.

Angela: Oh, but don't tell me if it's a present for me. Just wink.

Tom: [sigh] This Is the famous painting Portrait of the Artist as a Squiggly Man, OK? It's priceless. See? [holds up a blank price tag] No price.

Ginger: That's famous art? It's so stupid! Let me post a FastaPic so--

Tom: Ah, oh no, ah! No one can know it's here. The town art museum flooded, and since I'm the mayor, l have to keep this safe. And it's a lot of pressure! [panting]

Ben: Fortunately, l have the antidote to stress. Cake!

(gasp)

(Talking Tom & Friends Theme song)

Ben: l don't need technolony to be useful. [beeping] Watch this, bracelet! l can be a laundry genius! [struggling] [thud] l can be a dusting master.

Tom: [coughing]

Ben: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! l can be the most brilliant dishwasher in the whole-- whoa! whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa! No!

Tom: Ah! Ah! Ben, watch it! Your lousy washing almost hurt the squiggly man.

Ben: [whimper]