Man on the Moon/Transcript

[ This episode with begins Tom looked word, Hank bags too boxes]

Tom: (looks) Let's see: backpackes, sleeping bags, lanterns. Oh. Sunscreen?

Hank: (splat sunscreen his face) Check!

Tom: Cool shades?

Hank: (sun glasses) Check!

Tom: Hacky Sack?

[Hank bounce the ball through in the bag]

Hank: The sack is in the pack.

Tom: Great, I think we've got everything we need for the annual best friends camping trip. Now to pack it all. Hank, I'll let you get stared. I got to take care of the thing with the deal.

[Tom whooshing walked away. Hank upset I why school, Talking Tom & Friends Theme song]

[ Hank zip it off]

Hank: Phew!

Tom: Wow. How'd you fit all that in?

Hank: The secret is to roll your underwater into tubes.

[ Ben whistles walking of laptop Tom slowing down]

Tom: Woah, woah, woah! Is that a laptop?

Ben: (chuckles) Nowadays it's called a portable computer.

Tom: This is our best friends camping trip. That means me, you, Hank and no laptops.

[Ben annoyed the everything, Angela walk bag]

Angela: Hi, guys.

[Ben feels say]

Ben: Huh?

Tom: Oh, and I also invited Angela.

[ Ben was angry and gasp]

Ginger: If that desert is hiding dinosaur bones, they will be mine.

Hank: And I invited Ginger. Someone has to teach him about nature?

Ben: (angry) Hold on! Five people on a 3-person best friends trip?

Angela: (upset) What's wrong with us coming?

Ben: Uh, let's see. 5 is not 3.

Hank: Don't worry, Ben. We're still going to do the same things we do every year.

Tom: Plus, we'll get to witness the rarest sight in nature.

Ginger: ( Gasping surprised Tom and Hank listen to me) A half bird, half snake man?

Tom: Even better. An Ultramoon.

Angela: ( shine the rise) That's when the moon comes so close, it's like. Ultra.

[record scratch]

Ginger: I don't see it.

Tom: It's not out now yet. It's still daytime.

[Tom, Ben, Angela, Hank and Ginger camp fire Ben word Hacky Sack]

Ben: Okay, everyone, according to my checklist, it's time for our first night Hacky Sack session. Tom?

Tom: Hey, later, Ben. I'm cooking here.

Ben: Okay, while we wait for you, Hank, Ginger, let's get kicking...

Hank: I feel like playing some music.

Ginger: (excited) I'm going to look for dinosaur bones!

Ben: (annoyed) I see... I guess I'm the only one who cares about tradition.

Hank: La, la, la.... (pulls a giant bassoon) Alright everybody, try and guess the song! (plays a tune...)

Angela: Oh, I know! "Dance the Night 4 U!"

Hank: (stops tune) Nope. Here, let me play the hook. (continues playing tune...)

Ben: (upset) That's the exact same note! Hank, please stop. Everybody knows we don't play "guess the song" until the second night of the best friends trip!

Hank: (excited) Look! The Ultramoon is rising!

[Tom, Ben, Angela, and Hank were filled with awe when they saw the Ultramoon.]

Hank: Wow.. Looking at the Ultramoon reminds me of a song. (plays a slightly different tune)

Angela: Now, that's "Dance the Night 4 U."

Hank: You guessed it!

Ben: (angry) What? Oh, come on! (kicks Hacky Sack into the campfire and walks away..)

[Next scene shows Ben far away from the campsite mumbling to himself.]

Ben: Go ahead, Tom, bring Angela. Sure, Hank, bring Ginger too, why not? (sarcastic) Hey, someone should call up Santa and see if he's busy! (relieved) At least I have you, smuggled laptop. (kisses laptop)

Ben: Let's see... Wi-Fi? In the middle of the desert?

Moon: (unnamed through chat) Hi, u up?

Ben: Am I up? Who is this?

Moon: The Moon.

Ben: Ha. You're being funny. Who is this really?

[Suddenly, a rock falls and lands on Ben's head.]

Ben: Ow! Who threw that?!

[Moon giggles while Ben licks or inspects the rock.]

Ben: Wow, that tastes just like a moon rock!

Moon: Yes, I have a lot of those. Because I'm the Moon.

Ben: Ok. But how am I talking to you? You're way too far away to get a signal.

Moon: Usually, that's true, but tonight I'm much, much closer to you.

Ben: Did you get Wi-Fi just for this Ultramoon?

Moon: I've always had it... I just don't ever get to use it.

Ben: Then you have some catching up to do. Wanna watch a funny Internet video?

Moon: What's a video?

Ben: Oh boy, where do I even start? What do you know about kittens?

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