Angry Parrots/Transcript

(Tom and Ben are in the news studio. Ginger records them live on TV.)

Tom: Tonight: Are hairballs caused by extra-terrestrials?

Ben: And rain, where does it come from? Right after this!

(Tom throws all of the stories at Ben.)

Tom: Heh, kibble breath!

(Ben squirts Tom with the water gun.)

Ben: Haha, furball!

(The connection is lost.)

Ginger: Guys! Guys! Our TV signal just went dead!

Tom: WHAT? That was some of our best stuff ever!

(He and Ben look up into the air)

Tom & Ben: (Tom in high pitched voice) PIIIEEEEEEEEEERRRE?!?!!

(Above the trailer, Pierre is playing on his portable console. He was busy fighting the undead in Zombie Brain Suckers.)

Pierre: Take that, Zombie Brain Suckers!

(He shoots tomatoes at the zombies in the game.)

Pierre: 48 hours... of this game! Must... save... princess.

(Tom climbs up to the top of the trailer.)

Tom: (normal pitched voice) Pierre, you've stopped pedalling! Our news cast is off the air!

Pierre: Save… princess... from… zombies!

(Tom tries to get him to snap out of it.)

Tom: Pierre! Pierrino! Polly got a brain?! Pierre!!

(Pierre puts seeds in every word.)

Pierre: Zombie… Brain… Suckers!

(Pierre’s perspective shows Tom as a zombie.)

Tom: Pierre (voice gets distorted in game.), nglaaar. Naaarr...

Pierre: Zombie! (He spits seeds at Tom, while in game, he throws a tomato at him. He falls unconscious. Ben, Ginger and Gina are below.)

Ben: Hello? What's going on up there?

(Pierre spots Ben. Pierre’s perspective shows Ben and Ginger zombified.)

Ben: (voice distorted) Labricha down this instarochy...

(Pierre shoots seeds at Ben, Ginger and Gina, who all run away.)

Ben: He's armed!

Ginger: (confused) Technically, those are wings.

Ben: Run anyway!

Pierre: (still spitting seeds) Take that, brain suckers! Take that, flesh eaters! Go back to where you came from, zombies! Hey, zombies, feast on fish! (Pierre flies off with Ben and Ginger hiding, Tom walks up to them)

Tom: Oh, man, Pierre is acting weirder than usual.

Ben: And without his pedal power, our newscast is finnito!

Tom: I'm sure we'll think of something.

(Camera cuts to trailer)

Tom: This game has really taken over Pierre's life!

Ben: In "Zombie Brain Suckers", the game ends when you free the princess. If we get Pierre to think he's freed her, he'll stop playing.

Ginger: Do you think that will work?

Ben: Probably not. Now, we need someone to play the princess.

Ginger: Ooh! Gina can do it! She's a great actress!

(Camera cuts to Gina locked in a cage, Ben turns to Tom and Ginger)

Ben: Now, you two be zombies and guard the princess. Pierre will expect you to put up a fight.

Ginger: Is it gonna hurt?

Ben: For this to work, yes.

(Camera cuts to Pierre in his hammock, still playing the game, Ben limps to him)

Ben: Hello... I'm a zombie and you can't get me...

Pierre: Zombie?! The princess's chamber! More brain suckers! LOCK N' LOAD! (Pierre spits seeds at Ben, Ben runs through the door, Pierre follows, notices 3 zombies, spits seeds at them, and the zombies jump out of the way) Your majesty! (Pierre unlocks the cage, kisses Gina, and runs to Tom, Ben, and Ginger, who are behind him) Blech! That toy is covered with Ginger spit! And you guys need some rest. You look just awful!

Ginger: Yes! It worked!

Tom: Yeah, Pierre is back to being his old obnoxious self!

Pierre: (Looks at his portable console noticing the Zombie Brain Suckers 2 app) Ooh! Zombie Brain Suckers 2 just downloaded!

Ben: Oh, no, you don't! (Pounces onto Pierre)