Prank Attack!/Transcript

Wesley: Oh, money. Oh, my, oh, my. [groans]

Ginger: ♪ Today is Prank Day My favorite time of year ♪ ♪ Oh, it's Prank Day So everybody cheer ♪ ♪ I love Prank Day ♪ ♪ So prank your mom and friend! ♪

Wesley: [laughs] ♪ Come on, Prank Day ♪ ♪ I hope you never end ♪

Old Lady: ♪ Young and old and tall and short Pranking is our favorite sport

Townsperson #1: ♪ It might make some people mad ♪

Townsperson #2: ♪ But a good prank is never bad ♪

[all laughing]

Ginger: ♪ Other holidays, they can be fun ♪

Ronnie: ♪ But Prank Day is the best ♪ Uh... I messed up the song.

Ginger: Great prank!

[All] ♪ We love Prank Day and everybody knows ♪ ♪ That on Prank Day

anything goes ♪ ♪ So listen up as we all say ♪ ♪ Happy Prank Day Happy Prank Day ♪ ♪ Prank Day... ♪

[all screaming]

Ginger: Huh. Gotcha!

[intro music]

Tom: OK. The entrances are all blocked. I don't think Ginger can get in here.

Angela: But maybe that's what he wants you to think. Oh, we won't be safe until Prank Day is over!

Hank: And that won't be until tomorrow!

[indistinct tap]

Hank: [gasps]

Ben: Hello! Who's ready for a great-- What's with the pillow fort?

Tom: Ben! Did you forget? It's Prank Day! We have to defend ourselves from Ginger's practical jokes!

Ben: Oh, no! That can't be today! I need to finish my Freeze Blaster! [gasps] Whoa! Ah. Oops. Ha-ha. A little too much blaster, not enough freeze.

[door knob rattles]

[door creaks open]

Ginger: Cool invention, Ben.

Ben: Who blocked the back door?

Hank: Oops! My bad!

Ginger: Wow. You seem really stressed. Is it because it's Prank Day? Don't worry. I'm all pranked out.

Tom: Really?

Ginger: Yep! There's a new season of my favorite scary show, Aliens vs. Aliens vs. Even More Aliens, so I had to get my pranking in early. I did a whole big thing outside.

Man Outside: Pudding! Pudding!

Hank: Well, this is a relief! We were all worried for nothing! Prank Day turned out to be just a regular day!

Ginger: Yeah. Anybody want a jelly bean?

Hank: Thanks.

Angela: Hmm. These are good, Ginger! What flavor are they?

Ginger: Mine was apple. Yours are triple hot pepper.

Hank: Huh?

[all screaming]

Ginger: It's even better than I hoped it would be! [laughing]

Hank: No, no. No, no, no, no! [screams]

Ginger: (laughing)

[Ben tries to escape until a bucket falls on him and accidentally steps on a skateboard]

Ginger: (laughing)

[Tom and Angela escapes and reach at Angela's Apartment]

Tom: (closes the door) *Pant* *Pant*

[Ginger peeks through the window and laughs]

[Tom realizes that the door is glued and sticky. Angela tries to remove him but fails with Tom falling with the door]

Tom: Oh, no. Aah!

[falls down with the door]

[The scene cuts to the Diner]

Ben: I don't know what's real and what's not real. Are these actually fries?

Hank: You think a fear of fries is a bad thing? I'm afraid of the bathroom. And it's becoming a problem!

Tom: We'll just stay here until Prank Day is over. All right, if we're not in the garage, then his garage traps can't get us.

[dings]

[all screaming]

Becca: You're all rocking Prank Day. I never knew you were so festive.

Angela: What are you talking about? We hate this holiday!

Becca: Really? Because your videos are number one trending on FastaPic.

[Tom and his friends screaming on video]

[all laughing]

Angela: (gasps) No place is safe. The pranks are in the Internet!

Tom: We have to do something about this.

Becca: Well, it's Prank Day. Why don't you just, you know, prank him back?

Angela: That's not a bad idea.

Hank: But he's un-foolable! The only time he lets his guard down is when he's watching that show. What's it called? Aliens vs. Aliens vs... something.

Tom: That's it! We're going to turn the ultimate pranker into the pranker

who learns never to prank people again!

Ginger: [snickering] [gasps] Was that a UFO? [exclaims] Alien lawn writing! This is the greatest day of my-- Wait a minute. Nice try, amateurs. But you can't prank the ultimate pranker! [gasps] Seriously, guys. Come out!

[phone beeping]

Tom: Breaking news, aliens have invaded. This is Guy Newsman with the news. We now go to a live report from the scene of the invasion.

Angela: The whole army was defeated because we couldn't tell who the aliens were. They could look like anyone. Friends. Family. Even your mailman.

[mailman whistling]

Ginger: What? [screams]

Mailman: Huh?

Ginger: Guys, aliens invaded the world and I thought it was a Prank Day prank, but it's for real. This is serious!

Tom: We know, Ginger. They got Angela.

All: [sobbing]

Hank: It was the aliens that did it! Her last words were, "No, no! Aah!"

Ginger: This can't be happening.

Tom: This is definitely happening. I mean, you heard Guy Newsman.

Ginger: Are we already too late? [stammering] What do we do? I don't want to be vaporized by an alien!

Ben: Don't worry, Ginger. We'll never let that happen to you. You can use the storage unit as a bunker to hide in.

Ginger: [whimpering]

[all laughing]

Ben: We got him!

Hank: Success!

Tom: We got him. Now we just-- we just gotta wait a few hours and Prank Day will be over. No more pranks for another year!

Angela: Or maybe ever!

Hank: Now that the bathroom is finally safe, I got some things to take care of. [stomach groaning] See ya in ten! Can somebody throw me a magazine!

Ben: And I can finally get back to working on my Freeze Blaster-- Huh? OK, who took my Freeze Blaster?

Tom: Eh, you probably left it in your other pants. Check to see if any of them are frozen.

Ben: Not funny. The Freeze Blaster could be very dangerous in the wrong hands. Can we all please look for it?

Hank: Huh? Aw, man. Uh, it's not in the couch cushions.

Angela: It's not under the mail pile.

Ben: Well, then, where is-- Oh, no.

[all screaming]

Ginger: Back away, everyone! I'm gonna turn these alien slimeballs into one big outer space slushie!

Ben: Ginger, wait!

Ginger: I watch a lot of alien shows, so if anyone can save the world, I can!

Ben: You're making a big mistake!

Ginger: No I'm not. Don't follow me!

[blaster starting up]

Ginger: I'm coming to get you, aliens!

Angela: No! Ginger!

[machine whirring]

[gasping]

Angela: Look! Oh, Tom, what were we thinking?

Ben: They're frozen. Ginger must have thought they were undercover aliens!

Ginger: All right, aliens. You think you're cool? I'll show you cool!

Tom: Ginger, stop!

Ginger: Don't try to talk me out of this!

Tom: I'm serious, there are no aliens! I mean, look.Angela. She's still alive.

Angela: It's true. I am not a pile of dust.

Ginger: That Angela is obviously an alien wearing her body as a disguise.

Angela: [screams]

Ben: Have you lost your mind? Give me back my-- Whoa!

Ginger: I'm starting to wonder if you all are working with the aliens. You locked me in a closet so I wouldn't be able to go off and fight them. Now you're here telling me to go home with an obviously fake Angela. Maybe I should freeze you just to be safe.

Tom: No, Ginger, don't freeze us, OK? This was all just a prank!

Angela: Yeah, we wanted to teach you a lesson so you would stop pranking us!

Tom: Please, if you just put down the blaster we promise to never try to prank you again and-- and we'll let you prank us. Even when it's not Prank Day. You can prank us once a month. No, twice! Twice a month! And we won't even complain!

Ginger: Well, there's only one thing that I can say to that. Gotcha.

Tom: Huh?

Angela: What?

[everyone laughing]

Ginger: I thought you'd probably try to prank me this year. So I had my girl on the inside give you a push in the right direction.

Angela: Becca! You didn't.

Becca: What? That's what this day is all about.

[laughing]

Hank: So, so the whole town was in on this?

Ginger: You can't out-prank the ultimate pranker. Nice try, though.

(All) ♪ And now you know The best way to celebrate ♪

♪ To celebrate ♪

♪ Prank Day ♪

[outro music playing]