Worst Mayor Ever/Transcript

* Music plays*

Ginger: Quick, do something amazing! l have to make a documentary for school.

Tom: Well, Ginger, you're in luck. Because I'm getting ready for the town's key-handing-over Mayor Ceremony.

Ginger: Ugh! I don't even know what that is but l can tell it's lame.

Hank: The key-handing-over mayor Ceremony is not lame! It's where Tom finishes his term as mayor by handing the key to the city to the next mayor. Our town's proudest tradition!

Ginger: Hard pass.

* Record scratch*

Ginger: l want something more like indoor rocket ship building. Or a fight contest!

Tom: No, seriously, this will be great!

* Music continues*

Tom: Now, get a shot of me opening the safe, eh? Where l always keep the key. To make sure that it's safely there. What! No. No! It's gone!

Hank: No! Uh, check your jacket pockets. Sometimes keys get lost in there.

Tom: Hank, it's a giant key and it was here earlier today. There's only one explanation for this. The key to This city's been stolen!

Hank:  * Gasp*

* Theme song cuts in*

Ginger:  Come on, Tom! Tom, Tom-Tom-Tom! Hey, tell the people what's going on! And don't be afraid to cry. The camera loves tears.

* Tom becomes angry at Ginger*

Tom:  Ginger, turn that off!

* Tom calms down and becomes upset*

Tom:  This is really bad. If I don't get the key before the ceremony, my whole legacy as mayor will be ruined!

* Tom imagines people saying Boo to him and throwing hard objects at him*

Ginger:  My camera doesn't pick up your imagination, Tom. I need