No One Wins and No One Loses

No One Wins and No One Loses is a song sung by Angela in "Angela the Cheerleader."

Lyrics
Everyone in the house who doesn't care who wins tonight,

put your hands up like this, come on!

Woohoo!

Me and myself

Let's all hope it's a tie

Yeah a tie

Let's hope no one wins and no one loses

So everyone can go home-

History
Angela was hired to be the halftime entertainment at the basketball game. She performs this song. However, the song sang about how she doesn't want anyone to win. The people at the game threw food items at her to shame her. Angela tried to dodge the food, but was crushed by a giant hamburger.

After the game, Victoria Payne even advises Angela not to watch her review on the song.