Foolf/Transcript

This is a transcript for the episode Foolf.
 * (The episode begins with Ben preparing to hit a football with a golf club.)
 * Ben: FOOOOORE!!! (hits football)
 * (The football flies and hits Pierre.)
 * Pierre: Oof! You footballed me!
 * Ben: Hey, I said fore. That means watch out.
 * Pierre: Fore means watch out in golf. You footballed me. You should've said hike.
 * Ben: (puts football back on base) Oh yeah? How's this? Hike and fore.
 * (Tom walks out of the caravan with an iPad. Ginger peeks out of the caravan.)
 * Tom: Did someone yell hike and fore?
 * Human on iPad: Did someone yell hike and fore?
 * (Ben hits the football hard sending it flying high.)
 * Tom: Holy catnip pen!
 * Ginger: Holy catnip pen!
 * (The football flies towards Pierre and hits him again.)
 * Pierre: Oh, come on!
 * Tom: (to Ben) You're a genius!
 * Ginger: You're a genius!
 * Tom: I love eating toenails.
 * Ginger: I love ea- Eww! You're gross!
 * Ben: Wait, why am I a genius?
 * Tom: Two words: Best sports franchise ever!
 * Ginger: That's four words.
 * Ben: Is two.
 * (Pierre flies behind a cactus.)
 * Pierre: (in high-pitched voice) Whatever!
 * Tom: Tackle him!
 * Ben: Fore, HIKE!
 * (Tom and Ben tackle Ben, sending the golf club flying. It hits Pierre behind the cactus. Cuts to Tom, Ben, and Ginger.)
 * Ben: I think I invented a new game!
 * Tom: And we'll call it Foolf! Football and golf! It's perfect!
 * (Cuts to a dazed Pierre.)
 * Pierre: (normal voice) (dazed) Disagree.