Treasure Hunt/Transcript

Treasure Map!?
(The episode begins with Ginger bursting through the garage door. He’s wearing a swimming ring and two armbands.)

Ginger: IT’S FINALLY SUMMER!! I want to see who can climb a tree the highest without getting scared, and ride a roller coaster with my hands up, and do a cannonball! Lots to do! Chop-chop!

Hank: You heard the man, let's get chopping!

(Tom and Ben are busy sorting their paperwork.

Tom: Guys, we can't go. We have to update all our company files. It's going to take forever.

Ginger: What? No! Don't do that on the first day of summer!

Tom: Hmm...

Ben (cutting Tom off): No way. We've been down that road.

Tom (sighing): This has been a long time coming. Sorry, Ginger.

Ginger: Fine! Then I'll have summer fun some other way! (storms off)

Angela: Wow. Ginger gave up easier than usual.

Hank: Well, the kid knows a lost cause when he sees one.

Ben: Oh, cheer up! Today could bring our company big money! We could find plans for an app we forgot, or an old receipt, or even phone numbers! (stacks boxes on Angela, who topples over)

Tom: (sarcastically) Yeah, Ben. This is really exciting. (He looks through the files) Old paper, old bill, treasure map, old receipt... (He stops) Wait, treasure map? (gasps from everyone)

Hank: Ooh!

(theme song plays)

To Hunt or Not to Hunt
Angela: Why was a treasure map mixed in with your company’s old files?

Tom: I don’t know why it’s here! I mean these files were here before we even moved in.

Hank: Well, you know what they say about treasure maps: “Where there’s treasure maps, there’s treasure!”

(Tom looks at the treasure map.)

Ben: Oh no you don’t! You’re not postponing our company organisation day— (Tom grabs the treasure map.)

Tom: Look, we’re only going through all these files to get money. Well, let’s just find a big pile of it buried in the ground somewhere, right? Wait. You’re not trying to take the map for yourself, are you?

Ben: No, I’m just saying we don’t even know if the map is real! But if you did have a treasure adventure, you’d include me, of course.