App-y Halloween!/Transcript

[The episode begins with an eerie night with someone heading to the garage, and inside Hank's telling a story to everyone.]

Hank: So I crash-landed the helicopter and saved the Queen, and the people cheered and sang with joy.

[Ginger enters with a costume.]

Ginger: Happy Halloween! AKA Candy Day. AKA the best day of the year, aka a birthday for candy! Who's ready to go trick-or-treating?

[No one listens, Hank continues.]

Hank: And that's when I finally made the switch from drinking cold water to drinking room temperature water.

Ohhhh, I see.

Yeah, that makes sense.

What’s going on here?! Why are you sitting around talking when we

could be out getting free candy?

Ginger, we’re adults. If we want candy, we can just go buy some.

Oh, so you’re just coming with me while I trick-or-treat?

I don’t think you understand.

Trick-or-treating isn’t on our schedule tonight.

But... Wait... Are you saying...

Don't touch it!

Sorry!

Listen, it’s cold, it’s dark,

Hank still hasn’t returned my scuba diver costume...

That was a costume? No wonder the tag on it said "Do not wear in water"...

The point is, we’re not really doing Halloween this year, Ginger.

Not... doing... candy?

This is outrageous! You can’t NOT do Halloween!

What about you, Hank?

You’re telling me even you don’t want free candy?!

Ginger, I’m a grown-up now. I drink room temperature water.

I can’t be out running around with children in costumes.

You’ll be sorry you didn’t take me trick-or-treating!

And you’ll be sorry you said such mean things about me!

We didn’t say any mean things about you, Ginger.

Well I’m sure you thought them!

He’s got us there.

All right, who’s ready for this year’s Scare-A-Thon TV Marathon?!

Woohoo, me!

You are about to enter a place beyond a place beyond another

place. Some things are the same here, but some are different.

Are ghosts real? Do aliens exist? What is the Tooth Fairy doing

with all those teeth? Everything isn’t black and white, but this show is.

You’ve just crossed over into... the Sundown Sector.

Booooooring. Did you seriously pick an old black and white show

for this year’s Scare-A-Thon?

Why does it matter if it’s in black and white?

It's boring!

This is Halloween!

The Scare-A-Thon should be scary.

Au contraire, mon scare...

Black and white can be very scary, especially if I use this.

The Total TV Immersion app! It makes it feel like you’re in the

show. It’ll have you shaking in your Halloween boots.

Oh, I’m sooo scared.

You will be.

Wow!

This is real?

This is awesome! It’s just like we’re in The Sundown Sector!

Maybe we are.

Total immersion.

Today’s story is about a monster. Not a monster that lurks in the dark.

Not a monster with fangs or claws.

This monster... is an adorable little boy.

Alright, listen up. Because I’m nice, I’m going to give you one more chance:

You can either come trick-or-treating with me now...

...or you can suffer the consequences.

Ginger, this is getting annoying. How many times do we have to tell you no?

No, no, no, no, n--

What just happened?!

Where did Ben go?!

Let me out! Let me out!

Silence!

Now... Do you want me to turn you into an app?

Or do you want to do exactly what I say?

And what do you think you’re doing?

We just need a break, Ginger.

We’re exhausted from following all of your fun orders.

Turn the TV off, Hank.

I can’t, the Halloween episode of Bongo and McGillicuddy is about to start!

I mean, I can’t do that! The Halloween episode of Bongo and McGillicuddy

is about to start!

Turn it off now, Hank, or I’ll send you into my phone like I did to Ben!

I... can’t... do it...

This is your last warning...

I can’t, I just can’t! Please don’t punish me!

I physically can’t turn off the TV if Bongo and McGillicuddy is on!

Anyone else?

Come on, Ginger! This isn't funny anymore, let us out!

Alright, it’s time to go trick-or- treating.

Tom, you’re gonna hold my extra bags!

Great!

And Angela, you‘re gonna carry me, so my feet don’t get sore.

Great idea. Right, Angela?

Angela, what’re you doing?

I am finished doing what Ginger tells us to do.

Excuse me?

You heard me. I said I’m not going to listen to you any more!

You’re just a little brat who gets mad when he doesn’t get his way,

and I’ve had enough--

Look over there! Candy!

You have to stop, Ginger! You can’t just push people around and

intimidate them into doing what you want!

That’s funny, because I actually can do that!

Ginger, Ginger, listen. I just want to say that I’m reeeeally sorry for

the whole running and chasing and yelling thing.

I actually like following your orders! Just give me another one, I’ll do it right away!

Sorry, Tom, it’s too late. You had your chance.

Ginger, please, nooooooooo!

Tom!

Tom!

Oh hey, Tom.

What is this? Wait, are we...

Yeah. We’re inside Ginger’s phone.

And by the looks of it, we’re trapped.

Things were pretty bad there for a while, but then the couch and the

TV just appeared out of nowhere! It was awesome!

Speak for yourself. When the couch appeared, it landed on me.

How did that happen?

What’s that sound?

What sound?

Ben! To your left!

I meant move to your left!

Are you sure we can’t escape? There has to be some way out of here...

I don’t even see any doors or walls. It’s like we’re in a totally

different plane of existence or something.

Well at least we’re not just sitting around the garage. We keep

saying we need to get out more, and we finally did. I’m proud of us.

You know, this is just like what happened to the characters in an

episode of The Sundown Sector. I guess we’ll just have to do what

those characters did.

Which is?

I mean, not like "witches" but "which is?".

Give up.

Give up? You mean just stop trying to escape?

Yep. There’s no way out, so we might as well get comfortable.

Are you crazy?! There’s no way I’m giving up that easily.

Hey, Ginger! You hear me out there! You’re not gonna get away with this!

We’ll escape somehow and when we do, you’ll-- wait, what’s that?!

Please stop, Ginger! Ow!

We’ll do what you want! Ginger please!

Now who wants to go trick-or-treating?

That...

Was...

Terrifying!

I told you old things can be good! And scary!

You guys don’t think something like that is really possible, right?

I mean, I know it’s just a show, but you don’t think that--

Hey guys, I’m back!

And I got tons of candy!

What’s wrong with you guys?

Nothing!

Yeah, nothing’s wrong!

Everything is great!

Juuuuust perfect!

Okay, if you say so...

Hey, The Sundown Sector! I remember this show!

I used to watch it with my parents. They said that I reminded them of some character on there

I don’t remember who though. Isn’t that weird?

I said... isn’t that weird?