Happy Anniversary/Transcript

A Great Couple Compromise
Ginger: (singing) I must score, you're in my way!

* Ginger kicks the soccer ball*

Angela: (singing) That's too bad is what I say!

* Angela kicks the soccer ball*

* Ben opens the door*

Ben: Woah! Kicking a ball and singing like opera stars! What aria doing? *Ben chuckles* See, an aria is an opera solo-

* Ben gets hit in the face*

Ben: Ow!

Angela: We're playing opera soccer! It's the same as regular soccer (singing) but when you play you have to sing!

* Angela accidentally kicks the soccer ball in Jeremy's mouth*

* Jeremy tries to yell but his cries are muffled*

* Angela and Ginger run over to help him*

Ben: What a strange idea for a game.

Tom: Yeah, me and Angela invented it to celebrate our genius plan. See, Angela wanted to go to the opera next week and I wanted *kicks orange around and into Hank's hand* to go to the soccer game that's on the same day. *Tom points at his tickets* So we compromised and got tickets to both.

Ben: That's not a compromise. A compromise is when both people give something up.

Tom: Great couples compromise. We are a great couple. It's a compromise.

Angela: Guys, a little help here?

* Angela tries to pull the ball out of Jeremy's mouth but she loses her grip*

* Tom and Hank high five*

Hank: Tom, you and Angela really work as a couple. I knew you'd make it to this major relationship moment!

Tom: Thank you, Hank. Wait, what major relationship moment?

Ben: Your anniversary, of course!

Hank: Yep! It's right here on my calendar! *pulls out his calendar* I can't wait to see the amazing gift you give Angela! Lucky girl! *Hank winks*

Tom: Oh no, this is bad! *takes calendar* I forgot out anniversary!

* Scene cuts to the theme song*

Perfect Gift for Angela
* Tom flicks through different items on Ben's Computer*

Tom: I don't know what to get Angela for our anniversary. *cut to the boys* But if it's not great, she's gonna be really mad!

Ginger: If you want great, get a prank call kit from my favorite podcast! *shows Tom a video of the MC, then a person sitting on a whoopie cushion on his phone*

Tom: Ginger, my relationship is on the line. *gets the phone away from his face* I think she might get me this really cool one-of-a-kind soccer jersey. So, I have to get her something just as good. Do you think she'd like six heart-shaped potato sculptures?

* Cut to Ben's computer, which shows the exact thing Tom mentioned. Back to the boys*

Ben: No. Tom, you've got to think, okay? Is there any subtle hints that she may have dropped? Any clues at all about what she might want?

* Several flashbacks and Tom's POV are shown. First is Tom searching on his phone*

Angela: I wish I had these limited edition opera glasses.

* Next is Tom watching Bongo & McGillicuddy*

Angela: Check out these limited edition opera glasses.

* Last is Tom and Angela walking down the street*

Angela: I like that billboard, because it's for limited edition opera glasses. Which is something I want.

* Tom plays Flappy Tom. Back to reality*

Tom: I think she mentioned some opera glasses once?

Ginger: Ugh! *searches "opera glasses" and the image appears with an X in the middle*

Tom: (gasps) That's them! The perfect gift! (realizes) Oh, no. They're sold out online?

Hank: Hey, look! It says there's one pair left in town. Oh, you got this, Tom.

Tom: (cheers in triumph)

Hank: Hey, it's not like people are gonna be lining up to get opera glasses!

One Pair Left
* A poster for the opera glasses is shown. Zoom out to see several people lined up. The boys make it*