Parallel Universe/Transcript

(The episode starts with Ben talking to his friends, giving them reasons why they shouldn't touch his stuff.)

Ben: Reason #11 that you aren't allowed to touch my stuff while I'm gone - some of it is extremely dangerous.

Tom: (sighs) Oh Ben, just stop. OK, no one is gonna mess with your nerd equipment.

James: Yeah, we all know it!

Bert and Ernie: We promise we won’t!