Superhero Picnic/Transcript

[The episode starts with Hank role-playing as a superhero.]

Alec Baldwin: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtiness together.

Hank: Beware, supervillains, or face the might of Cyber Hank and his trusty sidekick...

Ginger: Sticky Ginger!

Ginger: Holy helium! It's our arch-enemy, the Balloon-inator!

Hank: We have to stop him before he inflates the whole world! Time to download justice!

[Scene cuts to the Garage with Hank and Ginger fighting the balloon.]

Hank & Ginger: Wa! Whoa! Ha-ha!

Hank: No!

Tom: Ha-ha!

Ben: (annoyed) Tom, put down the watermelon and help me with this.

Tom: Got no time, Ben. Having a picnic with Angela this afternoon. Huh?

Ben: You'll have plenty of time when you help me complete the Time-Slower.

Tom: Angela's at the store right now picking out our grapes. This picnic is on. (leaves)

Ben: Stupid Tom...

Hank: (observes Ben and notices the balloon) The Balloon-inator is making its move! Enter observation mode! Boop boop boop!

Ben: What's this doing here?

Ginger: Cyber, Sticky go-go-go!

Alec Baldwin: They jumped on to him.

[Hank and Ginger surround Ben instead of the balloon.]

Ben: Agh! Get off me! Stop it! [growls]

Hank & Ginger: Huh?

[Ben tries to flatten the balloon and pops it in front of Hank & Ginger!]

Hank: You know, Ben, no matter how evil he was, that balloon deserved a trial.

Ben: (annoyed) Hmmm!!

[Talking Tom and Friends theme song plays]

Hank: Citizen, it is our sworn duty to be a firewall to you and crime.

Ben: (angry) Don't be a firewall to me. Play your game somewhere else.

Ginger: Mighty misunderstanding, Ben! Superheroeing isn't a game. It's big, grown-up stuff.

[Ginger then sees a box with gadgets in it.]

Ginger: Toys!

Ben: Don't touch that. It's my fail box, where I put all my inventions that don't work.

[Ben trips and the fail box falls over. The contents of the box show themselves.]

Ginger: Whoa! (plays a harmonica from the fail box)

Ginger: (laughing) Yes. I love it! Why is this harmonica in your fail box?

Ben: The yuck-monica has lousy battery life. Now, please stop touching-

Ginger: (grabs something) And what's this? Robot boogers?

Ben: I was trying to improve upon glue. I failed, so that only sticks to things if you throw it.

Hank: Ooh-hoo! And this could be Cyber Hank's cyber saber!