Dude Ranch Showdown/Transcript

* Angela hums when an upset Ginger walks into the garage, grabs a cup, and starts crying*

Angela: Ginger, why the long face? You look like the saddest cowpoke in the west.

Ginger: Today is my school's family field trip to the dude ranch, and my parents had to leave town for work. So I can't go!

Ben: But hey, the dude ranch isn't so great. It's hot, the tech leaves much to be desired and it smells like dust.

Ginger: Nice try, Ben. My dad and I were gonna win the father-son bean bag shootout.

* crowd cheering Ginger for winning the dude ranch*

"Ginger": I've been bragging to my friends about how I was gonna crush them!

"Ginger": Now the only crushed thing is my dreams.

"Hank": Too bad you don't know any other responsible adults who can take you.

"Tom": Ah! We can be your parents for the day!