Angry Parrots/Transcript

(Eddy and Ed are in the news studio. Timmy records them live on TV.)

Eddy: Tonight: "All Cul-De-Sac Kids Cause by Extra-Terrestrials!"

Ed: And “Rain: Where Does it Come From?” Right after this!

(Eddy throws all of the stories at Ed.)

Eddy: Monobrow!

(Ed squirts Eddy with the water gun.)

Ed: Squad fool!

(The connection is lost.)

Timmy: Guys! Guys! Our TV signal just went dead!

Eddy: What? That was some of our best stuff ever!

(He and Ed look up into the air)

Eddy: Dag!

Ed: Dag!

(Above the trailer, Daggett is playing on his portable console. He was busy fighting the undead in Zombie BrainSuckers.)

Daggett: Take that, Zombie BrainSuckers!

(He shoots tomatoes at the zombies in the game.)

Daggett: 48 hours... of this game... must... save... princess...

(Eddy climbs up to the top of the trailer.)

Eddy: Daggett, you've stopped pedalling! Our news cast is off the air!

Daggett: Save princess... from zombies.

(Eddy tries to get him to snap out of it.)

Eddy: Dag! Dagginson! Daggy got a brain?! Dag!!

(Pierre puts in seeds in every word.)

Pierre: Zombie, Brain, Suckers!

Eddy: Dag (voice gets distorted in game.), nglaaar. Naaarr...

(Daggett looks at the screen. He sees Eddy through it.)

Daggett: Zombie! (He spits seeds at Eddy, while in game, he throws a tomato at him. He falls unconscious. Ed, Timmy and Plank are below.)

Ed: Hello? What's going on up there?

(Daggett spots Ed.)

Ed: (voice distorted) labricha down this instarochy...

(Daggett shoots seeds at Ed, Timmy and Plank, who all run away.)

Ed: He's armed!

Timmy: And he's spitting seeds!

Edd: I'm not a zombie! Let's run, please!

Daggett: (still spitting seeds) Take that, brain suckers! Take that, flesh eaters! Go back to where you came from, zombies! Hey zombies, feast on fish! (Daggett flies off with Ed and Timmy hiding, Eddy walks up to them)

Eddy: Oh man, Dag is acting weirder than usual.

Ed: And without his pedal power, our newscast is finnito!

Eddy: I'm sure we'll figure something.

(Camera cuts to trailer)

Eddy: This game has really taken over Dag's life!

Ed: In "Zombie Brain Suckers", the game ends when you free the princess. If we get Dag to think he's freed her, he'll stop playing.

Timmy: Do you think it will work?

Ed: Probably not. Now, we need someone to play the princess.

Timmy: Ooh! Plank can do it! She's a great actress!

(Camera cuts to Plank locked in a cage, Ed turns to Eddy and Timmy)

Ed: Now, you two be zombies and guard the princess. Dag will expect you to put up a fight.

Timmy: Is it gonna hurt?

Ed: For this to work, yes.

(Camera cuts to Daggett in his hammock, still playing the game, Ed limps to him)

Ed: Hello... I'm a zombie and you can't get me...

Daggett: Zombie?! The princess's chamber! More brain suckers! LOCK N' LOAD! (Daggett spits seeds at Ed, Ed runs through the door, Daggett follows, notices 3 zombies, spits seeds at them, and the zombies jump out of the way) Your majesty! (Daggett unlocks the cage, kisses Plank, and runs to Eddy, Ed, and Timmy, who are behind him) Yuck! That Plank is covered with Timmy spit! And you guys need some rest. You look just awful!

Timmy: It worked!

Eddy: Yeah, Dag is back to being his old obnoxious self!

Daggett: (Looks at his portable console noticing the Zombie BrainSuckers2 app) Ooh! Zombie BrainSuckers2 just downloaded!

Ed: Oh no you don't! (Pounces onto Daggett)