Worst Mayor Ever/Transcript

* Music plays*

Ginger: Quick, do something amazing! l have to make a documentary for school.

Tom: Well, Ginger, you're in luck. Because I'm getting ready for the town's key-handing-over Mayor Ceremony.

Ginger: Ugh! I don't even know what that is but l can tell it's lame.

Hank: The key-handing-over mayor Ceremony is not lame! It's where Tom finishes his term as mayor by handing the key to the city to the next mayor. Our town's proudest tradition!

Ginger: Hard pass.

* Record scratch*

Ginger: l want something more like indoor rocket ship building. Or a fight contest!

Tom: No, seriously, this will be great!

* Music continues*

Tom: Now, get a shot of me opening the safe, eh? Where l always keep the key. To make sure that it's safely there. What! No. No! It's gone!

Hank: No! Uh, check your jacket pockets. Sometimes keys get lost in there.

Tom: Hank, it's a giant key and it was here earlier today. There's only one explanation for this. The key to This city's been stolen!

Hank:  * Gasp*

* Theme song cuts in*

Ginger: Come on, Tom! Tom, Tom-Tom-Tom! Hey, tell the people what's going on! And don't be afraid to cry. The camera loves tears.

* Tom becomes angry at Ginger*

Tom: Ginger, turn that off!

* Tom calms down and becomes upset*

Tom: This is really bad. If I don't get the key before the ceremony, my whole legacy as mayor will be ruined!

* Tom imagines people saying Boo to him and throwing hard objects at him*

Ginger: My camera doesn't pick up your imagination, Tom. I need action. Here, agh! smash this lamp! Yahhh! Do something!

Hank: Tom doesn't have to do anything. l'll crack this mystery.

* Sleuth music playing*

Hank: My years of cop-show-watching have taught me how the criminal mind works.

Tom: Well, it's worth a shot.

* clears throat*

Tom: As My last act as mayor--

* angelic singing*

Tom: huh? As My last act as mayor, I'm appointing you town detective for today. Find that key!

Hank: l won't let you down ,sir!

* sleuth music playing*

Angela: I didn't seen anything. l was just walking in the park with Tom.

Hank: Walking in the park with Tom, huh? Can anyone black up that story?