Hank's First Date/Transcript


 * The episode begins in a restaurant. The waiters are grtting ready for Hank to arrive.*

Waiter: Fix those forks. Wipe that glass! When the big guy shows up, everything has to be perfect!

Waitress: We don't usually fancy up tables like this. Who's the hot shot?

Waiter: The big cheese! The top noodle! You'll know him by the yellow pin on his collar.

* Cuts to Tom, Angela, and Hank outside.*

Hank: I...I...uh...

Angela: That's Becca's favorite flower. You're looking great for your date.

Tom: Yeah.

Hank: Gee, thanks, Angela. I guess all I have left to say is...(dramatically) Don't make me go in there! Please! I've never been on a date before!

Tom: Oh, Hank, you can do this buddy.

Hank: Yeah, well, what if I can't? I don't know the first thing about romance! *shows a picture of him, Tom, and Ben* I'm only good at hanging with the boys. See?

Tom: Just be confident. Fake like you know what you're doing and everything will be fine. Oh...

Angela: (pushes Tom away) Yeah, you're gonna be great. (pushes Hank in the restaurant) Now, get in there!

* Hank feels nervous. Cuts to the theme song.*