Attack of the Tech!/Transcript

This is a transcript for the episode Attack of the Tech.


 * (The camera zooms into a tent in an open desert.)
 * Daggett: Take that! Cool! (cuts to the inside of the tent where he is playing Yoshi's Story) Realistic! (sips milk from water bottle)
 * (He hears a rumbling. He looks inside the water bottle where the water inside is shaking. His pupil shrinks. He runs outside the tent.)
 * Daggett: Yow!!!
 * (Cuts to Ed and Eddy being chased by a giant robot.)
 * Ed: I don't know what went wrong! I followed schematics and used lots of screws, bolts, and nuts.
 * Robot: Nom, nom, moo-cow! (eats shrub)
 * Ed: (runs away) Yipe!
 * Eddy: Maybe you used too many nuts!
 * (Timmy runs up to Daggett)
 * Timmy: Wow! Big robot!
 * Daggett: I saw that... like a real life video game, pal!
 * Eddy: Get me out!
 * Ed: Out of my way!
 * Daggett: That was nuts!!!
 * Ed and Eddy: Look out!
 * (The robot stomps towards the tent and Daggett and Timmy dodge it.)
 * Daggett: Hey!!! (robot crushes tent) My tent! Now what? You ruined it!
 * (A car tire passes by. Timmy pops up.)
 * Timmy: Ooh! Car Tire! (chases car tire)
 * (In the distance, Ed and Eddy are still being chased by the robot.)
 * Eddy: Double D, for crying out loud, do something!
 * (Cuts to behind the caravan with Rocko, Pierre, and Ginger.)
 * Ed: Hey, I need that Captain Underpants book.
 * Daggett: (gives book to Ed) (peeks from behind caravan with Eddy) Isn't that your car?
 * Eddy: (sighs)
 * (Cuts to the robot eating Eddy's car.)
 * Eddy: Yep. And I actually washed it. (cuts back to him with Timmy, Daggett, and Ed) (to Ed) You realize this is all your fault!
 * Ed: Me? You're the one who named it a Were-Robot!
 * (Cuts to the robot who burps and looks at Eddy, Ed, Plank, Daggett, and Timmy. They hide and it eats the rest of Eddy's car.)
 * Timmy: Phew!
 * Daggett: What's the big idea? Why were you trying to make a robot?
 * Eddy: I wanted to solve the world's ever-mounting scam problem.
 * Ed: Then it will eat gravy for me?
 * Daggett: Um... who knows?
 * Plank: ...
 * Timmy: I'm sure you haven't got the idea.
 * Eddy: Right, Timothy.
 * Ed: There! I have now invented an electro-magnetic pulse generator.
 * Eddy: You are going to wipe our robot out?!
 * Plank: ...
 * Timmy: Plank knows that we're going to invite it over for Little Caesars pizza and braid its wires.
 * Eddy: You can't destroy or wipe something out just because we don't understand it. We must learn to embrace our differences. Sure, it smashes things, eats my car.
 * Robot: Huh?
 * Eddy: But maybe, just maybe (runs out from caravan) all it needs is a little love. Right, robot?
 * (Timmy comes out of the caravan too with Plank.)
 * Timmy: Me and Plank love you, robot!
 * Robot: Rawr! (picks up Timmy)
 * Eddy: Timmy!
 * (The robot puts Timmy onto his tongue, which is a rusty slide, and Timmy slides down it, getting eaten.)
 * Timmy: Ah!
 * Eddy: Okay, we have to destroy it.
 * Ed: It might not work... with buttered toast.
 * Eddy: Aw, doggone it!
 * Robot: (burps)
 * (Eddy runs out from the caravan with the electro-magnetic pulse generator.)
 * Eddy: Hey, Mr. Roboto! Nom nom this!
 * Tom: Look Out!
 * Edd: Out of here, please!
 * Garfield: Here comes Monday!
 * (The pulse generator zaps the robot causing it to fall over with Timmy and Plank falling out of its stomach.)
 * Eddy: Timmy.
 * (Timmy opens his eyes.)
 * Eddy: Oh, Son of George and Harold, you're okay!
 * Timmy: That... was... awesome! Let me try that again!
 * Daggett: Yeah!
 * Eddy: Excellent!
 * Ed: Yeah. (chuckles)
 * Timmy: Yeah!
 * Eddy: Yes!
 * (The episode ends.)