Corn Heads/Transcript

( The episode begins in the garage )

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Hank: (clears throat) As President of Movie Night, I want to welcome you to a perfect evening of entertainment and wonder !

Tom: (laughs) All right !

Ginger: I can't believe no one voted for me to be President of Movie Night.

Tom: Come on, picking Hank was a no-brainer. He's the master of movies. He'll get every little detail right.

Hank: Yup, I got every little detail right ! We'll start at eight o'clock sharp, the best time for movie viewing. ( Points to clock ) I've lowered the lights to 37%, the perfect dimness for optimal screen focus. And for the ultimate movie snack we have...

( He grabs and opens the pot, but it's empty. )

Hank: ( gasps ) Oh, no, no ! No, I'm a failure !

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