Attack of the Tech!/Transcript


 * (The camera zooms into a tent in an open desert.)
 * Pierre: Take that, noob! Cool! (cuts to the inside of the tent where he is playing a video game) That was so realistic. (sips milk from water bottle)
 * (Pierre hears a rumbling. He looks inside the water bottle where the water inside is shaking. His pupil shrinks. He runs outside the tent.)
 * Pierre: AAAAAAH!!!
 * (Cuts to Tom and Ben being chased by a giant robot.)
 * Ben: I don't know what went wrong, Thomas! I followed schematics and used lots of screws, bolts, and nuts.
 * Robot: Nom, nom, celery! (eats shrub)
 * Ben: (runs away) AAAH!
 * Tom: Maybe you used too many nuts!
 * (Ginger runs up to Pierre)
 * Ginger: Tom and Ben made a robot!
 * Pierre: Dude, I see that. Wow, it's like a real life video game!
 * Tom: I'm a cat! Not cat food!
 * Tom and Ben: AAAAAH!
 * Pierre: This is totally cool!
 * Tom and Ben: AAAAAAH!
 * (The robot stomps towards Pierre's tent and Ginger and Pierre dodge it.)
 * Pierre: AAAAAAH!!! (robot crushes tent) My tent! Now that is not cool!
 * (A tumbleweed passes by. Ginger pops up.)
 * Ginger: Ooh! Tumbleweed! (chases tumbleweed)
 * (In the distance, Tom and Ben are still being chased by the robot.)
 * Tom: For the love of Ceiling Cat, do something!
 * (Cuts to Ben behind the caravan with Tom, Pierre, and Ginger.)
 * Ben: Hey, I need that controller.
 * Pierre: (gives game controller to Ben) (peeks from behind caravan with Tom) Tom, isn't that your car?
 * Tom: (sighs)
 * (Cuts to the robot eating Tom's car.)
 * Tom: Yep. And I just washed it. (cuts back to him with Ben, Ginger, and Pierre) (to Ben) You realize this is all your fault!
 * Ben: Me? You're the one who named it self-aware!
 * (Cuts to the robot who burps and looks at Tom, Ben, Pierre, and Ginger. They hide and it eats the rest of Tom's car.)
 * Ben: Phew!
 * Pierre: What's the big idea, dudes? Why did you make a hunger-crazed robot?
 * Tom: I wanted to solve the world's ever-mounting trash and garbage problem.
 * Ginger: Then...it will eat my broccoli for me?
 * Ben: There! This is now an electro-magnetic pulse generator.
 * Tom: You are going to wipe our robot out?!
 * Pierre: No! We're going to invite it over for pizza and braid its wires!
 * Tom: You can't just destroy it! We can't wipe something out just because we don't understand it! We must learn to embrace our differences. Sure, it squishes things, eats my car.
 * Robot: Huh?
 * Tom: But maybe, just maybe (runs out from caravan) all it needs is a little love. Right, robot?
 * (Ginger comes out of the caravan too with Gina.)
 * Daffy: Me and Gina love you, robot!
 * Robot: Rawr! (picks up Ginger)
 * Tom: GINGER!
 * (The robot puts Ginger onto his tongue, which is a rusty slide, and Ginger slides down it, getting eaten.)
 * Robot: Ah!
 * Tom: Okay, we have to destroy it.
 * Ben: It might not work.
 * Robot: (burps)
 * (Tom runs out from the caravan with the electro-magnetic pulse generator.)
 * Tom: Hey, robot! Nom nom this!
 * (The pulse generator zaps the robot causing it to fall over with Ginger and Gina falling out of its stomach.)
 * Tom: Ginger...
 * (Ginger opens his eyes.)
 * Ben: Oh, thank Tesla! you're okay!
 * Ginger: That... was... awesome! Again! Again!
 * Ben and Pierre: Yeah!
 * Ben: Excellent!
 * Tom: Yeah! (chuckles)
 * Pierre: Yeah!
 * Ben: Yes!
 * (The episode ends.)