Angie Fierce/Transcript

Frozen Angela
Tom: Ladies and gentlemen, the next winner of the Talent Stars TV Show... Angela!

Ben: Woo-hoo!

Hank: Da-da-da-da!

(Angela then comes in, looking disappointed)

Angela: Yeah, I'm not going.

Hank: Da-da-da-- Huh?!

Tom: You've been preparing for this show all year!

Angela: I don't have a choice. I just found out that one of the judges is Ricky de Luna.

Hank: Ricky de Luna!

(Hank becomes excited, then shows a transition of a Ricky de Luna poster in his room.)

Hank: (becomes serious) Ahem. I mean, yeah, I think I might've heard of him.

Tom: Give me a break. That guys is just--

Angela: The most amazing singer in the entire world? I know! I don't know what's wrong with me, but when I see him I completely freeze.

(Tom then has an annoyed look on his face.)

Angela: Like, literally, I completely freeze. (Angela becomes frozen with ice cream popsicles surrounding her.) There's no way I can perform in front of him.

Tom: Oh, come on. I know that you can find a way to get over your fear (Tom becomes frozen) and unfreeze for one audition. (Tom melts) Ha-ha. Unfreeze. Get it?

Angela: That's easy for you to say. You're not me.

Tom: True. I'm not you. (gasps) But what if you weren't you either?

Angela: Too late. I am so me. I'm even on all my official documents. See my gym card? So Angela.

Tom: But what if you weren't you just for this audition?

Angela: Huh?

Tom: Hank, do you still have your box of emergency disguises?

Hank: You mean... this one?

(Ginger pulls out a huge red box with a picture of a mask.)

Tom: We'll change your look, your name, your attitude. And if you don't feel like Angela, you won't freeze like Angela. Huh?

(Angela opens the box full of disguises.)

Angela: Well...

(Hank appears with a pirate hat and a mustache.)

Hank: Hey, can I borrow Angela's gym membership card? This Hank guy let his expire.

Angela: Yeah. No.

Hank: Aw.

Alter-Ego Time
Angela: Oh, come on! You really think a disguise will give me confidence?

Ben: Actually, people take on alter egos all the time. Like superheroes, (shows a picture of Ben as a superhero) or hackers (shows Ben wearing goggles) or you know, that weird voice Ginger uses when he wants something.

(Ginger talks with a police hat and mustache to Hank, who is also wearing his cool outfit.)

Ginger: (gruff) Hey, Hank. Can I use your skateboard?

Hank: Absolutely sir!

Ginger: Thank you.

(Cuts back to Ben)

Ben: See? It works.

Tom: Just try a few things on and see how they can make you feel.

Angela: Fine. Cue the montage.

(A montage appears with Tom putting disguise glasses to Angela. Ben approves while Angela disapproves. They put a biker helmet on Angela, which she disapproves of. Angela then puts on a diver helmet, scaring Hank and nearly suffocating herself. Angela tries on a black shirt when she notices something.)

Angela: Whoa. What. Is. This?

Hank: Uh, a wig?

Tom: Try it on.

(Angela tries the blue wig with makeup.)

Angela: Huh. Wow, I don't look like Angela at all! I don't feel like her either. I feel--

Tom: Boisterous? Obstreperous? I, uh, found a thesaurus in the box.

Angela: (southern accent) I feel fierce! I kind of like this.

Ginger: [gruff] Hey, Hank. Can I use your skate ramp?

Hank: I don't see why not.

Angela: (singing) I feel fierce! I kinda like this!

(Ginger falls to the ground)

Ginger: (British accent) I'm all right!