Foolf/Transcript

This is a transcript for the episode Foolf.
 * (The episode begins with Ben preparing to hit a football with a golf club.)
 * Ben: FOOOOORE!!! (hits football)
 * (The football flies and hits Pierre.)
 * Pierre: Oof! You footballed me!
 * Ben: Hey, I said fore. That means watch out.
 * Pierre: Fore means watch out in golf. You footballed me. You should've said "hike".
 * Ben: (puts football back on base) Oh yeah? How's this? Hike and fore.
 * (Tom walks out of the trailer with an iPad. Ginger follows him.)
 * Tom: Did someone yell hike and fore?
 * iPad: Did someone yell hike and fore?
 * (Ben hits the football hard sending it flying high.)
 * Tom: Holy catnip Ben!
 * Ginger: Holy catnip Ben!
 * (The football flies towards Pierre and hits him again.)
 * Pierre: Oh, come on!
 * Tom: (to Ben) You're a genius!
 * Ginger: You're a genius!
 * Tom: I love eating toenails.
 * Ginger: I love ea- eww! You're gross!
 * Ben: Wait, why am I a genius?
 * Tom: Two words: Best sports franchise ever!
 * Ginger: That's four words.
 * Ben: Here's two.
 * (Pierre flies behind a cactus.)
 * Pierre: (in high-pitched voice) Whatever!
 * Tom: Tackle him!
 * Ben: Fore, HIKE!
 * (Tom and Ginger tackle Ben, causing him to swing and throw his golf club through the air. It hits Pierre behind the cactus. Cuts to Tom, Ben, and Ginger.)
 * Ben: I think I invented a new game!
 * Tom: And we'll call it Foolf! Football and golf!
 * Ginger: It's perfect!
 * (Cuts to a dazed Pierre.)
 * Pierre: (normal voice) (dazed) Disagree.
 * (Cuts to Tom's trailer)
 * Tom: First things first. Before we play the game, we must focus on and perfect the most important part: Image!
 * Ben: Ta-da!
 * (Ginger and Gina shake their heads)
 * Ben: Hey, you know what I'm thinking?
 * (Pierre aims a red laser pointer at the curtains)
 * Ben: Another sport!
 * (Ginger sees the light reflecting)
 * Ginger: The dot! It's back!
 * (Ginger pulls down the curtain)
 * Pierre: (laughs)
 * Ginger: Hey, I've taken gymnastics!
 * Tom: That's it. Perfectas! We'll call it Foolf-Nastics.
 * Ben: Oh, you know what I'm thinking?
 * Tom: Even more sports?
 * Ben: Exactly!
 * (The Foolf sign falls down onto Ginger)
 * (Cuts to the yard)
 * (Ben does an arm stretch with both arms before the game starts)
 * Ben: Fore, HIKE!
 * Tom: Tackle him!
 * (Once again, Tom and Ginger tackle Ben, sending the football flying. It hits a trampoline and bounces into a basketball net. It hits another trampoline and went through a sign. Finally, and once again, Pierre got hit.)
 * Ben: Woohoo! Now it is the perfect game!
 * Ginger: So what's it called?
 * Tom: Foolf-Nastic-Volley-High-Basket-Baseball!
 * (Tom, Ben and Ginger laugh)
 * Ben: Perfect!
 * Tom: Perfect!
 * Ben: Brilliant!
 * Tom: That's brilliant.
 * Pierre: (lying down) Yeah, don't worry about me, I'm totally fine. I'll just be molting over here. Alone. Under the bleachers.