Glove Phone/Transcript

Female customer #1: That's a supercool ringtone.

Ruby: I know. Isn't it?

Tom: Yes! We're next!

Hank: Finally! We've been standing in line forever. Ooh, my knees are locking in place. Listen.

Tom: We've all made sacrifices. But it's worth it, because after two days and three nights of waiting, we're some of the first people in the world to own the greatest tech gadget of all time ever this year. The GlovePhone.

Hank: Yes! GlovePhone! What's a GlovePhone?

Ben: Uh, it's the latest in wearable tech. Part glove, part phone. All GlovePhone. I'm confident that a few years from now, all clothes will be computers.

Angela: Really? Computer clothes? Great. Those will look perfect with my calculator earrings.

Pitchman: Sorry everyone, this is just in on the GlovePhone. We are all out of GlovePhones. You'll have to come back another time.

Tom: Wha?! What?! But...no... we've been waiting here for days!

Pitchman: That's the spirit. Hey, don't think of this as failing at buying a GlovePhone. Think of it as succeeding at standing in line for a really, really, really long time.

Tom: But we were next!

(The scene cuts to the theme song)