Smash the Trash/Transcript


 * The episode begins on a windy day. At the studio, Tom and the gang are lazy in their rooms.*

Tom: Yikes, it is rough out there. Good thing we have nothing to do and nowwhere to be. Ha! Lazy Monday, baby!

Angela: Yep! It's the best holiday-we-made-up of the year.

Ben: You know, I'm uncomfortable putting off work. But, if you're following my 10 steps of relaxation...

Tom: Oh, boy.

Ben: It can improve your brainpower.

Ginger: (groans) Way to make being lazy sound like a chore, Ben.

Ben: I'm just saying, I'm coming around to the idea that taking a day off won't cause some massive disaster! *hears a crash sound* Huh?

Landlord: Holy raviolis!

Hank: Uh-oh.

Landlord: What happened to this place? *steps on a bucket* It looks like it went upside down and downside up again!

Tom: I can explain. It's Lazy Monday, so we can't do "chores" or "jobs" or "anything". But you know, tomorrow...

Landlord: Don't talk to me about tomorrow! A guy from Impressive Landlord Monthly is coming today to take pictures of this place!

Tom: Hmmm....

Landlord: That's why I loaned you...

* The grandfather clock tips over.*

Landlord: My pricless antique grandfather clock! This is supposed to be the piece that fancies up the whole garage! You loafers better clean all this before the photo man arrives. Or you're out of here...for good!

* The five gasp. The theme song plays.*