Just Friends/Transcript

[Tom looks himself in the mirror. He checks his teeth, before holding a bouquet of flowers.]

Tom: Sup, Angela? (He stops, clears his throat, and tries again.) Dearest Angela… (He stops.) No.

(Then, Tom sniffs his armpit. He gets out cologne and spritzes it. Tom sniffs again.)

Tom: No, too manly. (He spritzes his armpit with mouthwash and sniffs.) Too mouth-wash-y. Oh! That’s ‘cause it is mouthwash. (He drinks the mouthwash and starts to gargle, when he hears his phone ring. Tom coughs and answers.) Hello?

(Angela is on the other end. She’s in her apartment and trying on a dress.)

Angela: Hey, Tom. Uh, quick question: Are we going casual dress or are we going dressed to impress?

Tom: (clears his throat) Well, I don’t know who we’d be trying to impress. It’s just a friend event. Right? (Angela drops her dress)

Angela: Oh! (chuckles) Great. That’s exactly what I was thinking me wearing something formal would be as something silly as you giving me flowers. (She chuckles again. Tom laughs as he looks at his bouquet.)

Tom: How crazy would that be? (Drops his bouquet.)

Angela: No romantic tension, no holding hands, and definitely no exchanging candy!

Tom: Yeah, sounds like a perfect, non-romantic evening.

Angela: Yep. So, uh, pick me up in an hour?

Tom: No, I will not, because that would be like a date. (He chuckles) Right, buddy?

Angela: Oh, (laughs) good point, pal.

(Tom hangs up. Hank opens the door.)

Hank: (sing-song) Hey, Tom, (normal voice) getting ready for your big date with Angela?

Tom: It’s not a date!

Hank: Then, why do you smell like mouthwash?

(Talking Tom and Friends Theme Song.