The Contest/Transcript

(The episode with begins Hank viewers car racing starting)

Hank: Ladies and gentleman! Prepare yourselves for, the greatest video game the world has ever known. Safe Driving 2. No Right Turn On Red.

Ginger: You are all going down!

Tom: No chance, tiny pants.

Ben: (to Tom) I'm gonna use turn signals and hand signals, just to be safe.

Angela: If someone cuts me off in traffic I am gonna stay calm and give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe it's an emergency.

Hank: Buckle up and start your engines. The race begins in 3, 2, 1. (Light off the to dark)

Ben: Huh?

All: Oh no! Come on!

Hank: Huh? Why's it all dark when my eyes aren't closed?