Bye, Bye, Bongo!/Transcript

Hank: No! No, no, no, no, no!

Tom: Hank, is everything alright?

Hank: (sniffs) No, Tom. Everything is not alright. Something very, very bad has happened.

Ben: (sighs) I'll get the heavy-duty plunger.

Hank: Ooh, we can't plunge our way out of this one. My favorite TV show, "Bongo and McGillicuddy," is ending. Cancelled. Forever!

Tom: Oh. It's okay, Hank. (chuckles) There are plenty of other shows out there.

Hank: (sniffs) Not shows I care about so much that I'd write an entire unauthorized fan guide about 'em.

Ben: Wow! Very thorough.

Hank: I wish there was a way I could go right into the TV and convince Bongo and McGillicuddy not to retire. Please don't retire!

Ben: Well, now that you mention it, that might just be possible.

Hank: Yeah! Yeah! Wa-hoo!

Ben: With technology, Hank. I meant with technology.

Tom: Sweet jump, though. You got some serious air.

(theme song)