CEO in Trouble/Transcript

Wow, snowed in by a blizzard.

It’s just like the movie: “Snow Place Like Home For The Holidays”.

Or that other movie: “Snow Place Like Home For The Holidays 2: Cold On To Your Horses.”

Speaking of frozen treats! Gather around ‘cause I’m about

to show you something that’ll change your life!

How many times has this happened to you? You know you want a milkshake,

but you can’t decide which flavor?!

Constantly!

Never.

I avoid dairy products.

Ginger!

Sorry, Tom... Not sorry.

There’s gotta be a better way to pick a milkshake! Right Tom?

Well, now there is! Say hello to the world’s greatest milkshake flavor decider:

the Shake-App!

Wait, what, do you want me to shake it?

With one shake of the flavor wheel, and a quick scan of your entire online history...

In seconds the Shake-App will tell you and all your friends your perfect milkshake match.

Angela it says you want a vanilla milkshake.

What? No I don’t. Vanilla’s like my fourth least favorite milkshake.

Wrong! I mean, I guess the Shake-App knows you better than you know yourself.

Why are you even designing apps now?

Because I’m dedicated. And you never know when opportunity is gonna knock.

Hmm, not exactly a knock.

Yeah, not to me, that was more like a crash.

Oh, now that was a knock!

Oh hello. As you probably know, I’m the CEO,

of the most powerful tech company in town...

Here’s my situation:

It seems a combination of my experience at the helicopter wheel... Or stick...

Or whatever you call it, along with the weather,

has resulted in somewhat of a rough landing-explosion.

A-Ha!

I didn’t really faint. It was just a test to see if I could trust you.

You passed.

Out I go.

Wow, man who can make all of our dreams come true is right here, dreaming on our couch.

I think... Wait, do billionaires dream?

I don’t know, but they sure do snore.

What do we do with him?

I could snowmobile him home on the back of my snowmobile! Coz I have a snowmobile.

No, you’re not putting him on your snowmobile.

Yeah, you’re right. Since I crashed it, it only goes left.

Guys, we just need to let him rest... At least that’s what it says on my new,

revolutionary, “Open Up and Say, ‘App!’ App.”

That’s right! Just imagine one device that measures blood pressure,

temperature and whether you’ve been in a helicopter crash!

Whoa whoa whoa, stop that! Okay, now everyone follow me.

Look, everybody, I don’t want point fingers at Ben.

But Ben I know what you're doing, right?

Yes, the CEO is very powerful, and yes, he has the ability to change all of our lives.

But we’re not going to take advantage of this helpless billionaire by pitching him an app,

or selling him an idea or asking him to buy us a pair of racing elephants,

no, none of that.

Tom, that’s not --

Smart? I know, maybe it’s not smart to pass up a business opportunity like this.

But we’re not going to do the smart thing, we’re going to do the right thing.

We are gonna put the health and well-being of our guest

ahead of our own selfish business interests.

Can we all agree on that?

Oh…

Hum…

Yeah.

What happened? Where am I?

My snow boots! Where are they? Do you know how much they cost? A lot.

They protect my feet from my arch nemesis: The Weather.

Oh, where is Tristan?

Now, don’t worry, the weather can’t hurt you anymore.

These walls are like expensive snow boots for your whole body.

Oh there they are.

You’re among friends now.

Great. Can one of you friends call my office and let them know

I’ve been in another helicopter crash? Tell them to send a… I don’t know… A helicopter.

Call your office? Right away, sir.

That sounds like a way to help. And that’s what we’re here to do. To help.

Right?

Make sure you hit all the sevens.

Got it.

Mega Huge Dynamic. This is Tristan speaking. This could be your big opportunity. Please hold.

I’m on hold.

Sometimes you gotta do the wrong thing, to get the right results.

I know I told everyone earlier that we should do the right thing.

But it occurred to me that sometimes you need to do the wrong thing to get the

right results. I mean, what if that hold music was some kind of sign?

This is your sign…

So, what’d Tristan say?

Tristan said that he can’t come get you because a volcano... Uh... Backed into his desk.

Volcanoes need to learn that driving is not a right, it’s a privilege.

Oh, Canos… Since you’re stuck here, let me ask you something...

Are you tired of wasting time and energy wondering what flavor

milkshake is right for you?

Milkshakes?! You’re clearly trying to sell him your Shake-App!

Yeah, I thought we all agreed not to take advantage of the disoriented billionaire.

I don’t know what you are talking about.

Tom, may I speak with you privately?

What in the name of science do you think you’re doing?

What are you talking about?

That was pitching Tom!

Okay, fine! But it’s only because I was trying to do the right thing.

The right thing is telling his assistant to come pick him up.

You never talked to his assistant, did you?

He might not even be that good of an assistant!

I mean, what if the CEO was trying to get away from him?!

What if that’s why he crashed the helicopter in the first place.

We can’t send him out there with some Tristan who wants to hurt him!

Wow. I never thought you’d stoop this low. Well, if you’re gonna stoop,

then I’m gonna stoop. Get out of my way! My turn!

Here, sir. It’s a hot tea that will warm you up.

Thank you. You’re a great nurse, if that’s what you are.

And an even better singer! Check it:

The best idea you’ve never had is the song that I am singing now.

Right...

Why are you singing at me?

Because I---

Beat it, Angela.

Oh, thanks for that.

I’m guessing you are a… What’s the word? Child?

Of course! Dad!

On one hand, my parents are the second richest people in town.

On another hand, the CEO is the richest.

Ginger, get down, you’re in the way of my sound!

Angela! Step away from the billionaire!

Hey, get your own billionaire.

Hey! Do not yell at Angela!

Ginger! Get off of him!

Hey! That’s my alleged son you are yelling at!

Your son?!

Come on, Dad. Let’s get out of here.

Haha that’s my boy...possibly.

Uh, well - If you leave now you will be sorry.

Because you'll miss an opportunity to hear my great idea.

Which is nothing compared to my great idea. The “Open Up and Say, ‘App!’ App!”

Which is nothing compared to my voice!

This meeting’s over!

Get him!

Hey! Come back

And out I go.

Papa?! Oh Papa, wake up!

Knock it off Ginger.

I can’t believe our earthquake warning vase landed on his head!

I know! Now when am I going to get to pitch him my Shake-App?

It doesn't matter. He is not gonna let us pitch him anything now.

Yeah, he’ll probably just want to leave.

That’s right, I am leaving. Just as soon as I find my… Wait, there they are.

Not so fast. Before you get your boots, I have a question.

How many times has this happened to you? You know you want a milkshake,

but you can’t decide which flavor?!

Wow, holding a man’s boots hostage, so you can give him a sales pitch?!

You are officially worse than the weather.

Worse than the weather?

That’s right. I’m thinking of making you my new arch-nemesis.

Of course that would make the weather a regular nemesis...

Are you following this son? Which one of you is my son?

Dad?

Wow... I don’t know what to say. I don’t want to be any kind of nemesis.

Me neither. What's a nemesis?

- It's that! - A shadow?

What?! No! It’s us! It’s me!

Look, we do what we do here to make the world a better place.

But today when this man needed our help, we put our own selfish interests ahead of

his well-being. All because his stupid hold music told us to.

You took advice from hold music?

Oh, I told Tristan to change that song.

You’re not the first caller to radically misinterpret those lyrics.

Please accept our apology, Mr. CEO.

Thank you. Naughty boots!

You and your boots are free to go.

Right... Now do you have a helicopter?

No, but you can take my snowmobile.

Thanks. Here is a dollar. Now I will face my arch-nemesis head on.

Have at you, Weather!

Papa, wait! My allowance!

It’s funny. Sometimes when opportunity knocks, it’s not really opportunity,

it’s just a rich guy who survived a helicopter crash and he's got a lesson about

doing the right thing.

Hey, Hank, did you ever get the steering fixed on that snowmobile?

Nope, sure didn’t! Why?

Yeah, to me, that was definitely a crash.

Oh Hello...? I seem to have… Snowmobile… An explosion.

Pretend we’re not here.

Milkshake guy? Singing terrible guy?

Sing to me! Just open the sing and you can door to me.

I would appreciate that. Son? Papa's got an ow-ie!