A Secret Worth Keeping: Part One/Transcript

(The episode starts with Tom, Hank and Ginger speeding through traffic on a medium wagon, when they see Angela in the way)

Tom: Angela, get out of the way!

Angela: Nooo! (Four hours earlier, Angela arrived at Rhonda's diner)

Rhonda: Hey, Angela! What are you doing here so early? I haven't even set the table for your surprise!

Angela: For my surprise? For my surprise what?

Rhonda: Uh, nothing, no, nothing at all. (chuckles) (The door opens and Ben walks in the diner, he gasps and turns to leave)

Angela: Ben!

Ben: (gasps) (accidentally tosses the box he's holding, and walks inside the diner whistling) Angela, what are you doing here already? We're not ready to start your surprise... I mean birthday... (gasps)

Angela: You mean my surprise birthday party?

Ben: Oh, I blew it! Why can't I keep a secret? Well at least I didn't say anything about the chocolate raspberry cake.

Angela: Chocolate raspberry cake? (squeals) It's my favourite. (Ben shrieks)

(Talking Tom and Friends Theme)

(Angela and Ben are sitting at the table)

Angela: Oh hey, where are Tom and the guys anyway? Shouldn't they be here by now?

Ben: Tom wanted to get you a new special cake at that new bakery across town, The Baked Dessert. They're probably on their way. (Camera cuts to a baked desert with Tom, Hank and Ginger walking)

Hank: How in the world did we end up in the baked desert?

Tom: Yeah, that's weird. Unrelated question, how many s's are in the word 'dessert'?

Ginger: Oh great. Now we're gonna miss Angela's party because Tom can't spell?

Tom: No, no, we can still make it to the party if we hurry. I'll just reprogram the GPSS to get us to the diner.

Ginger: You know diner only has one n right?

Tom: I better look that up. (The phone's battery dies) NO!

Hank: Save your energy, Tom. In the desert, no one can hear you scream.

Ginger: That's space, Hank. In space no one can hear you scream!

Hank: Yeah, well that's cuz there's a lot of space in the desert.

Tom: OK, OK, let's not panic. Now my scout boy survival training will get us out of here. Any good scout boy knows moss always grows on the south side of a tree, so all we have to do, is find a tree. (realises that there aren't any trees in his sight) Which may be harder than I thought.

Ginger: (Groans, then gasps) Hold on for a second. '''I found something! (camera cuts to a sign saying 'world's biggest candy bar') (Ginger imagines himself eating a big candy bar) The world's biggest candy bar! '''(Tom grabs Ginger)

Tom: No. Ginger. Wasting time at some roadside tourist trap is not gonna get us any closer to Angela.

Hank Well, I don't know if this is helpful, but I found a sign with an arrow on it pointing to where the town is.

Tom: Good job, Hank. See, now we'll just follow this arrow and we'll be at Angela's party in no time! Come on.

Hank: Ginger, let's go! (Ginger dumps the party hat he's wearing) (As Tom, Ben, and Ginger walk, the wind blows the sign the other way)

[Back at Rhonda's diner, Ben and Angela still sitting]

Ben: So.

Angela: So?

Ben: Write any new songs?

Angela: No. I've been feeling kinda blue lately. Hey, you know what? Forget those guys. Let's get this party started! Why don't we order some ice cream?

Ben: No thanks. I don't like to eat ice cream on an empty stomach.

Angela: Rhonda! (Rhonda arrives)

Rhonda: Yeah, what do you want?

Angela: One scoop of strawberry ice cream please.

Ben: Strawberry? That's my favourite!

Angela: Mine too. (To Rhonda) Make it a double.

Rhonda: You got it.

[Back at the desert, Hanks balloon pops and Tom, Hank, and Ginger are still walking, but feel hot]

Tom: Oh man. Now I understand why cowboys wear such big hats. (Hank spots the garage in the desert and hugs Tom)

Hank: You did it Tom! You saved us!

Tom: What do you mean guys? (Hank sprints into the garage and sits on the couch, a cactus with a face is on the TV screen)

Hank: Oh, the Cactus Network. (A talking cactus is sitting next to Hank)

Cactus: Howdy Hank.

Hank: Hello there Mr Garden. (Turns out that Hank is sitting in the open on a rock with an ordinary cactus is sitting next to the rock)

Ginger: (To Tom) Well, I guess we should just leave him here, right guys?

Tom: No, Ginger. We're not leaving Hank. '''Hank! Come on Hank. But we're not home! That's not the garage, it's just a mirage! Now let's get back on this trail. We're probably almost there!! Come on!'''

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