Hank's TV Party/Transcript

Jeremy: Oh, yummy!

[appreciative murmurs]

Ginger: What are you all doing? If we want to go on every scary ride at the carnival today, we have to be there in 15 minutes!

Angela: Oh, sorry, Ginger. We were waiting for Hank, then we got distracted by this mystery cake.

Jeremy: Yeah. We don't know why it's here, but you don't question cake.

Tom: [gulps] Wait! Don't question cake... This all feels eerily familiar.

Jeremy: Huh? What's eerily familiar?

Tom: This is a birthday cake. It's Hank's birthday!

Jeremy: Oh, a birthday. I hear those are fun.

Ben: It's not fun!

Ben (over-voiced): Every year he forces us to help him make his own episode of...

Ben: ...his favorite show, "Bongo and McGillicuddy."

Ginger: And he gets all bossy and mean...

Ginger (over-voiced): And... not Hank-like.

Hank: That's disgusting!

Angela: Huh! I guess the carnival trip is off. There's no way out of this one.

[footsteps]

Tom: Huh? Oh, no, I think I hear him coming.

[footsteps get closer]

[door creaks]

Hank: Eugh. [coughs]

Ginger: Maybe there is a way out of doing this. Guys, Hank is sick.

Hank: No, I'm okay. I just need fluids. [wheezes]

Tom: Hank. That sounds bad. We better let you rest.

Hank: Maybe you're right. [coughs] It might be contagious.

Ben: Well, you definitely sound contagious, so we'll celebrate you on another day.

[Tom and Ben nervous chuckles]

Ginger: Yeah! Carnival time!

[door closes]

Hank: Well, at least you're still here, Jeremy.

Jeremy: Oh, yeah. I'm still here... and I got questions! What other germ have you been hanging out with behind my back?

[theme song]

Jeremy (over-voiced): Okay, party's over, everybody out!

Jeremy: Don't crowd him! Give him some space. Let him breathe.

Angela: Wait! He's opening his eyes.

Hank: Wait, what happened? Jeremy, where's Bongo? And McGillicuddy? And the rest of my cartoon pals?

Ben: You were dreaming. Jeremy says you were sleeping for hours.

Tom: Well, we're glad you're up now. We got you something that will make this birthday special after all.

Hank: Uh... thanks?

Tom: Pretty nice, huh? With these guys around, It's like Bongo and McGillicuddy are gonna be in the garage with you. How crazy is that, huh?

Hank: [chuckles]