The New Old Roommate/Transcript


 * beeps and reel running*

Becca: Hey, world. I'm Becca Sparkles. I'm fierce and fresh and I want to shake things up. It's sparkle time!

* Ginger laughing*

Tom: Cut! This reality show audition tape is looking good! Maybe a little too much glitter, Ginger.

Ginger: No such thing!

Hank: Ooh! Do you really think you have a shot at getting on Chef's Mansion?

Becca: I'd better. I need a new place to live. And a mansion would be a pretty sweet upgrade. Check it out.

Man: This week on Chef's Mansion, the chefs have to drag a giant bag of flour up the grand staircase.

* the chefs straining and grunting, then falling and yelling*

Becca: Maybe one day I'll find a place that's right for me. Like you have this apartment. It's so Angela.

Angela: Aw, thanks! I'm happy with it.

* Hank and Ben grunting, when the mirror fell in the ground after bumped through it*

* whooshing*

Hank/Ben: He did it!

Tom: Oh, guys, don't break Angela's things! Save that for when we're home. When we can break our own things.

Angela: Oh, It's OK. That mirror was actually there when I moved in. So I guess it wasn't really mine.

* screeching in the background*

* gasping*

Ben: *whimpering*

* electricity crackling*

* piano notes playing*

* gasps*

Ginger: Uh, guys?

* All gasps*

* Ginger whimpering*

* heartbeat*

* Intense music playing*

Unnamed Female Ghost: Bleh-haaa!

* All screams*

(The scene cuts to the theme song.)