Angry Parrots/Transcript

(Tom and Ben are in the news studio. Ginger records them live on TV.)

Tom: Tonight: “All Hairballs Cause by Extra-Terrestrials!)

Ben: And “Rain: Where Does it Come From?” Right after this!

(Tom throws all of the stories at Ben.)

Tom: Kibble breath!

(Ben squirts Tom with the water gun.)

Ben: Furball!

(The connection is lost.)

Ginger: Guys guys! Our TV signal just went dead!

Tom: What? That was some of our best stuff ever!

(He and Ben look up into the air)

Tom and Ben: Pierre!

(Above the trailer, Pierre is playing on his portable console. He was busy fighting the undead in Zombie BrainSuckers.)

Pierre: Take that, Zombie BrainSuckers!

(He shoots tomatoes at the zombies in the game.)

48 hours... of this game... must... save... princess...

(Tom climbs up to the top of the trailer.)

Tom: Pierre, you’ve stopped pedalling! Our news cast is off the air!

Pierre: Save princess... from zombies.

(Tom tries to get him to snap out of it.)

Tom: Pierre! Pierrio! Pollycotted brain! Pierre!!

(Pierre puts in seeds in every word.)

Pierre: Zombie, Brain, Suckers!

Tom: Pierre (voice gets distorted in game.)

(Pierre looks at the screen. He sees Tom through it.)

Pierre: Zombie! (He spits seeds at Tom, while in game, he throws a tomato at him. He falls unconscious. Ben, Ginger and Gina are below.)

Ben: Hello? What‘s going on up there?

(Pierre spots Ben.)

Ben: (voice distorted)

(Pierre shoots seeds at Ben, Ginger and Gina and the three run away.)

Still WIP.