Angela the Psychic/Transcript

(The episode starts with the friends walking home after seeing a movie.)

Ginger: Wow! Morph Robots 5 was the best Morph Robots movie yet.

Tom: Angela, you totally called that the popcorn machine was Maximus Sweetbot in disguise. How’d you know?

Angela: I just had a feeling.

Tom: Oh-

Hank: (interrupts) Yard sale! Yard sale! This is not a drill!

Ben: Come on, Hank. We don't have any more room for any more junk.

Hank: (points to items in yard sale) Junk?! You call this stuff junk? (looks inside microwave)

Ben: Hank, that's a broken microwave.

Hank: It's not broken, it's just convenient. Now, there's nothing between me and the harmless radiation that cooks my food!

Ginger: Whoa, guys, check this out!

(Ginger is on a dance game machine.)

Tom and Angela: Wow!

(Ginger steps on the pads, playing the game.)

Hank: I can't believe my eyes! Dance Dance Rebellion!

(Ginger stops playing.)

Angela: Whoa, we must buy this game.

Tom: And we will buy this game!

Ginger: So we're just going to buy an arcade game and keep it in the house? Is that allowed?

Tom: Of course, Ginger. All we have to do is pay what I am sure is a very reasonable price- (reads price tag and jumps back) Okay! Wow! Way more zeroes than I was expecting.

Angela: I guess we'll learn about disappointment from this experience.

Tom: No, Angela, if my plan works, we'll learn nothing from this experience. It's time for an old-fashioned money hunt!

(The friends cheer)

Hank: (takes banana peel out of microwave) Yeah, ha, ha- oh.

(The banana peel is smoking.)

(Theme song plays)

(A montage is shown of the friends collecting coins.)

(Tom finds a coin from under a lampshade.)

(Ben takes a few coins from under his laptop.)

(Angela finds a coin while walking down the stairs.)

(Hank hits a vacuum cleaner, which blasts dust onto his face. Hank finds a coin in his mouth.)

(End of montage. The friends put together the money they have collected.)

Tom: Okay, Dance Dance Rebellion will be ours in no time.

Ben: (shows "Money-meter" on smartphone) It won't. We can't even afford the power cord.

Angela: Why would we want the power cord without the game? Think, Ben!

Ben: Wha- I was just using hyperbole!

Hank: (sighs) What we need now is a miracle!

(Ginger appears with a bag of coins.)

Ginger: (sings) Dance Dance Rebellion, here we come! (throws bag of coins on table)

Hank: Whoa, where did you get all these coins?

Ginger: A coin-finder never reveals his spots. All that matters is that we have enough money to get what we want.

(The friends cheer.)

(The Landlord suddenly appears and takes the bag of coins.)

Landlord: Especially if what you want is to pay more rent, because the rent just went up... this much! (holds up bag of coins)

Friends: What, why?

Tom: Why are you raising the rent?

Landlord: Sad story. My psychic, Madame Sees-all, suddenly quit. And new psychics are very, very expensive. (bends over)

(The Landlord's shorts rip. The friends gasp.)

Landlord: Hey! Agh, see? Madame Sees-all would have warned me about pants-rupture! (carries bag of coins away on wagon)

Tom: Wait, we can't just let the Landlord come in here and take all of our Dance Dance Rebellion money!

Angela: I... think we just did.

Tom: Well, we have to get it back.

Hank: But how, Tom, how?

Ginger: I'll swing by my coin spot and get all the money we need!

Hank: That's the perfect amount! Let's go!

Ginger: No, my coin spot is a secret. I must go alone. (leaves)

Ben: We are never going to reach our goal if the Landlord keep taking away our extra money to pay for a phony-baloney psychic. Pah, the worst!

Angela: Hey, my mother is a psychic and so is her mother. And her mother. Huh, that's weird. Huh, all the women in my family are psychic.

Tom: Uh...

Angela: Anyway, we should be thinking of solutions here.

Tom: Angela, maybe you are the solution. Are you psychic?

Ben: Oh, come on!

Angela: I might be. I did know what would happen in Morph Robots 5.

Tom: It's good enough for me. If we can make Angela the Landlord's new psychic, he won't have to raise the rent. And we can get that bag of money back.

Angela: Then it will be Dance Dance City. Population: Us!

(The friends cheer.)

(Scene cuts to Landlord on the sidewalk with his ripped pants.)

Landlord: My life is falling apart without Madame Sees-all.

Tom: Well, if you want your life to fall back together, let Angela be your new psychic. She has... the gift.

Angela: And I'll charge the same as Madame Sees-all, so you can give us back that money bag you took.

Landlord: Ah, but how do I know you're not pulling the wool over my-

Angela: (interrupts) ...Eyes?

Landlord: Yes, eyes. Tell me more. I'm all-

Angela: (interrupts) ...Ears?

Landlord: Ears, amazing! You are-

Tom: ...hired!

Landlord: No, not yet. Let's see if you are as good as Madame Sees-all.

Tom: Wow, Angela, it really seemed like you were reading his mind!

Angela: Oh, I don't know if I can read minds. I just knew what he was thinking.

Tom: (thinks to himself) Hmm... I hope she can't read my mind.

Angela: (reads mind) Oh, no, I'm not that good with the gift yet.

(Tom cries out.)

(Scene cuts to Ginger collecting coins from his "secret coin spot," which is a wishing fountain.)

(Hank confronts Ginger, revealing that he was hiding behind a tree.)

Hank: Ah-ha! So your secret coin spot is the town wishing fountain! Busted!

Ginger: Hank, please don't tell! If I'm the one who buys the Dance Dance Rebellion machine, I'll be a hero boy!

Hank: But Ginger, people throw coins in there to make a wish!

Ginger: Maybe they wished for me to have their money?

Hank: Nice try, Ginger. You're messing with wishes, Ginger, and that's bad luck.

Ginger: Bad luck is pretend, but do you know what is real? Dance Dance Rebellion! (starts dancing)

(Ginger slips and falls into a mud puddle.)

Hank: Oh, no, it's already begun.

(Crows fly over Ginger.)

Ginger: Huh?

(The crows defecate on Ginger.)

Hank: Agh!

(Ginger pours the coins back in the fountain. Crows continue defecating on Ginger.)

Ginger: Eugh! Hey! Hank, why'd that just happen? I put all the coins back!

Hank: Are you sure? Look around. Maybe you dropped one.

Ginger: (gasps) The Landlord has my first bag! I have to get those coins back...

Ginger and Hank: (simultaneously) ...or I'll have bad luck forever!

Ginger: Is that what you just said, Hank?

(Crows continue defecating on Ginger.)

Hank: Eugh.