Ben's Digital Detox/Transcript

* The episode starts with a pipe opening and flooding the museum. We also see a painting of a squiggly man. Scene cuts to the Garage*

Ben: Behold! The next great invention from Tom and Ben Enterprises! [holds a cake swarmed by flies and sticks.

Angela: Is that a cake?

Ginger: Blech!

Ben: It certainly is. Since I'm not able to use tech thanks to this pesky, anti-technology bracelet-- [beeping] --ugh. I'm developing lots of new skills, like baking.

Ginger Did you get the recipe from a monster magazine? Ugh.

* They hear the door opening*

Ben: Huh?

* Tom then suspiciously enters with a big sack*

Angela: What do you have there, Tom?

Tom: Uh, heh.

Angela: Oh, but don't tell me if it's a present for me. Just wink.

Tom: [sigh] This Is the famous painting Portrait of the Artist as a Squiggly Man, OK? It's priceless. See? [holds up a blank price tag] No price.

Ginger: That's famous art? It's so stupid! Let me post a FastaPic so--

Tom: Ah, oh no, ah! No one can know it's here. The town art museum flooded, and since I'm the mayor, l have to keep this safe. And it's a lot of pressure! [panting]

Ben: Fortunately, l have the antidote to stress. Cake!

* Gasp*

* Theme song cuts in*

Ben: I don't need technology to be useful.

* beeping*

Ben: Watch this, bracelet! l can be a laundry genius!

* struggling*

* thud*

Ben: I can be a dusting master.

Tom: [coughing]

Ben: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! l can be the most brilliant dishwasher in the whole-- whoa! whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa! No!

* Plate hits Tom's tail*

Tom: Ah! Ah! Ben, watch it! Your lousy washing almost hurt the squiggly man.

* Bracelet beeps*

Ben: [whimper]

* Scene shows Ben and Angela holding groceries for the store*

Angela: I'm glad you asked for my help. I never use tech except when I make music, do shows, shoot videos or check my phone.

Ben: Well, I hope this works. Right now, I'm useless with out technology.

* Ben sighs*

Angela: Well, let's see how you did in your first lesson - the grocery store.

Ben: Ok, check it out. I tried to shop until I dropped.

* Bag falls apart, groceries drop*

Ben: Whoa!

* Ben slips on groceries*

Ben: Ah, ugh!

* Ben screams as he falls*

* Bottle hits Ben's head*

Ben: Uh!

Angela: Yikes.

Ben: I've never been this low. It's a good thing no one in the science world can see me now.