Strategic Hot Mess/Transcript

Tom: Man, I’m excited! Angela’s show is going to be the greatest musical event since the first caveman banged two rocks together.

Hank: That’s even greater than when a different caveman invented the bone flute.

Tom: Way greater. Did you bring the Angela concert T-shirts?

Tom: Hank! The design! It’s gone!

Hank: I know, right? Did you know that when you’re washing shirts, you don’t have to use the entire bottle of bleach? I do now…

Tom: How can these be Angela concert T-shirts if they don’t even have Angela on them?!

Tom: Whatever. At least we can still sell the glow sticks.

Hank: Glow sticks? Oh, you mean the candy tubes?