The Audition/Transcript

This is the transcript for The Audition.
 * Tom: [ to the viewers] Are you ready? I hope you're ready! Because I am definitely ready! What am I ready for? I'll tell you what I'm ready for. I'm ready for you TV producers to give me my own show! [ the camera falls a little] Ah, Ginger! Pay attention!
 * Ginger:[ holding the camera] Sorry, Tom, not sorry.
 * Tom: Okay, here it is! The Talking Tom Reality TV show audition video!
 * [Some photos of the name Tom with visual effects and some pictures of Tom himself are shown]
 * Tom: [ to the viewers] Now, I not gonna come here and be like, "Oh, producers, please, please, please give me a reality show."