Forgotten Kiss/Transcript

(Previously...)

(Scene shows Ben hiding in his cardboard box hut from A Secret Worth Keeping: Part Two.)

Angela: What are you doing in here?

Ben: I'm hiding from Tom so I don't tell him your stupid secret.

(Scene cuts to Angela at the party.)

Angela: (angrily) Don't you dare say anything!

Ben: (whimpers) But-

Angela: Not a word!

(Scene cuts back to the box hut.)

Angela: You must keep the secret from Tom.

Ben: (angrily) Yeah, but how?

(Ben gets an idea and writes equations on the boxes.)

(Scene cuts to Ben introducing the Mind Eraser.)

Ben: (echoing) Behold the solution to our secret. (holds up Mind Eraser)

Angela: (holds Mind Eraser) ...things we do to pretend we're not in love. Well, I mean, not love, but, you know what I- here you go. (activates Mind Eraser)

(Ben's memories are erased.)

(Scene cuts to Tom receiving his company back.)

Ben: Everything is back to normal.

Tom: Well, maybe not everything. (looks at Angela romantically and kisses her)

Ginger: (waiting) I can't watch this.

Hank: Aww.

(Ginger takes a photo of Tom and Angela kissing.)

Ginger: Ugh!

Hank: (picks up Mind Eraser) What does this do? (activates Mind Eraser)

(End of flashback. The friends head to the diner for Angela's birthday party.)

Hank: (carrying banner) Phew! I'm so excited to be celebrating Angela's birthday at the diner! I'm announcing it as if we don't already know we're here to celebrate Angela's birthday at the diner!

Angela: (smiles) You guys. This is so sweet, but totally unnecessary. Uh, don't drag that banner, Hank.

(Ginger is recording Angela.)

Ginger: That was okay, Angela, buy "okay" is the enemy of great! So let's try that line again with feelings.

Ben: Ginger, why are you recording everything we do?

Ginger: Oh, I'm just in the zone making my documentary.

Hank: (surprised) A documentary? That's my favorite type of boring movie!

Ginger: Than you'll love this one because it's about you guys, instead of interesting people.

(Rhonda appears, annoyed as if she has served the friends multiple times.)

Rhonda: Ugh! Here we go again. Should I show you to the same table you always do this birthday thing at?

Tom: Same table?

(One of the tables has birthday party paraphernalia scattered all over.)

Ben: (upset) Looks like something already had a birthday party here.

Rhonda: (mimics Ben) "...birthday party here." Says the same thing every time.

Tom: (looks) Huh? (reads banner on the table) "Happy Birthday, Angela."

Angela: What?

Hank: Ginger, are you getting this?

Ginger: Uh-huh.

Hank: Your documentary just turned into a docu-mystery!

(theme song plays)

Tom: This is so weird. It's like there was already a birthday party for Angela before we got there. Are you having birthday parties with another group of friends behind our backs?

Angela: What? No! Are you guys throwing birthday for another Angela behind my back?

Ben: I'll tell you what I'd like to know. (shivers) Why is it so cold in August?

Tom: Yeah, Angela?

Angela: What? It's not my fault.

Hank: Why is all our stuff on the driveway?

(The friends' furniture and belongings are on the driveway.)

Tom: Wait, what happened?

Hank: (points to corn plant) Ooh, I just planted this corn a week ago!

(The corn plant is fully grown.)

Hank: So singing to it does work!

The Landlord: Hey, there you are. I warned you, did I not? Now this is what happens when you don't pay your rent for three months.

(The Landlord puts down a sign in the front yard reading, "For Rent," implying that the friends were evicted.)

Tom: Huh? But we did pay our rent.

The Landlord: Every day, the same thing. You all like, "But we did pay our rent," and I'm all like, "No, you did not," huh? Incompetents.

Ginger: Uh-oh, this is getting serious.

Tom: Will someone please tell me what is going on here?

Ginger: Tom, there's a reason I've been recording you-

Tom: (interrupts) I mean, first the diner, now this?

Ginger: But, Tom-

Tom: (interrupts) Someone's got some explaining to do.

Ginger: I know what happened! I'll show you! (shows video)

Ben: (ignores Ginger) My precious stuff! Strewn on the driveway like not-precious stuff. (kisses computer)

Ginger: Ben-

(The friends continue ignoring Ginger, deeming him unworthy of their attention. Ginger continues trying to get the friends' attention, but to no avail.)

Ben: (to Tom) This is your fault! You goofed off too much and didn't pay the rent!

Tom: I paid! Hank must not have paid!

Hank: What? I did pay. Ben must not have paid. Ben, I'm only saying that 'cause it's your turn to be blamed.

(Tom, Ben and Hank argue about the eviction.)

Ginger: (screams) Listen to me! Your minds have-

Friends: (angrily) Ginger!

Ben: Can't you see the grown-ups, who know a lot more than a kid like you, are trying to solve a serious crisis?!

Ginger: But- aw, forget it.

Angela: Well, until we figure out what's going on, you guys can stay at my apartment.

Tom: Yes, great idea! I mean, you know, whatever the group wants to do.

(The friends move into Angela's apartment. Angela finds Hank trying to carry in the corn plant.)

Angela: Whoa, whoa, whoa, how much stuff do you have?

Hank: I had to bring these. They may be tall, but still young to be out at night by themselves.

(Ben brings in a kayak.)

Angela: Oh, kind of running out of room in here.

Ben: Well, your couch takes up a lot of space, but you don't hear me complaining about that. Now, Tom, help me move this to the closet-

Tom: (interrupts) Sorry, I can't, because I...

Hank: Ooh, uh, can't stand working?

Tom: Of course not. I, uh, need to do something... (gets notification on phone) ...ooh, on my phone! That's right, on my phone!

Hank: Oh, that makes sense.

(Ben and Angela bump into things while trying to carry the kayak.)

Tom: Whoa, hey, wait a minute, guys! For reals! I just got an email from the CEO. He's inviting us over to talk about our inventions!

Friends: Yes! Awesome!

Ben: Fantastic! Finally, some good news!

Tom: It gets better! He wants us to meet him... three months ago. (clears head) Three months ago?!

Ben: What? How could you miss a meeting with the CEO and not notice for three months?!

Tom: But, but-

Ben: You know what? I don't want to hear your excuses. (tries to shove kayak into closet)

Hank: Just call the CEO and make another appointment.