Rock the Catsbah/Transcript

(The episode begins with Ed putting a rocket booster on a remote controlled car Timmy's in)

Timmy: Go time! (Ed uses the remote to make the car speed away, and return with a pink car with smoke) AHHHH! SMOKE! (Timmy hops out and clutches onto Eddy) I want a flaming pink car! (The driver emerges, and takes off their glasses, revealing a female kid)

Driver: Is it hot here, or is it just me?

Eddy: Hi. Er, hey, er, I'm Eddy. (Coughs) Dust... (calmly) Eddy. (he swishes his paw across his forehead)

Timmy: Ew! You're drooling on me.

Driver: A kid? Named Eddy? How unique! I'm Lancelot.

(Daggett dashes to the scene)

Daggett: Daggett. Uh, ‘sup? My friends call me, uh, Dag.

Eddy: So what brings a beautiful city kid to these parts?

Timmy: (Singing) Eddy and Lancelot sitting in a tree... (Eddy covers Timmy's mouth)

Eddy: (Chuckles) Kids. This is my nephew, Timmy.

Timmy: (muffled) Nice to meet you.

Lancelot: (Chuckles) You know, I was on my way to a recording session, when my car just burst into flames. I have to submit a song to Friend Factor before the deadline. (As Lancelot speaks, Ed puts a cover on the engine of Lancelot’s car. The smoke remains. Ed laughs, then pulls out a fire extinguisher to put out the flames. Then he takes out a part of the engine and runs back to Lancelot)

Timmy: I've never seen an engine so utterly degraded! Incredible! (The engine part becomes ash and fades away)

Lancelot: (disappointedly) I'm never gonna make it to the studio in time.

Eddy: Hey, studio, huh? 'Cause I have... (Lancelot looks and blinks at him) I mean we have a recording studio.

Timmy: We do? (Eddy elbows him) We do. A top-notch facility.

Eddy: (to Lancelot) Allow me to give you the tour of our neighborhood, while Timothy readies the studio.

(Eddy holds hands with Lancelot and they walk off. Timmy runs off too to his trailer.)

(Camera cuts to Timmy in front of the ‘studio’)

Timmy: Welcome to Edsbah Studios!

Ed: Cool! (Camera cuts inside the studio with Eddy and Lancelot recording a song while Timmy and Ed listen. Tom is at the volume table, turning on the music)

Eddy: Take it away, Lancelot.

Lancelot: Tom, I need a little more me. (Eddy, off-screen, turns up Lancelot's mic volume) That's it, baby.

(Eddy looks at Lancelot in awe. She starts singing. The lyrics are as follows)

Yeah, yeah, yeah

When I was an itty bitty kiddy

My mama would say to me

All the kids, they chatter, but they do not matter

You just be who you wanna be

You're Lancelot, superstar

Love you just the way you a-a-are

You're Lancelot, superstar

Love you just the way you a-a-are

[Eddy, still awestruck, accidentally slides the bass up with his elbows and the studio starts to collapse]

Lancelot: Uh, little too much there.

Timmy: My insides are shaking.

Ed: Cool!

Daggett: Shut it off!

(Eddy tries for tone it down)

Eddy: I can't! It's stuck!

Wallace: Run away! (speakers and instruments collapse)

Edd: Leave the studio, please!

(Cut to Ed and Timmy's room.)

Ed: (To Lancelot) Wow! You really rocked the Edsbah!

Lancelot: (Sadly) I guess I'll never make it on Friend Factor after all.

Daggett: Actually, I recorded everything on this. (He shows her his laptop) (Lancelot hugs Daggett)

Lancelot: Oh thank you, thank you Pierre, and thank you, tomcat.

Timmy: (Returns in a pink remote controlled car) Someone called for a remoted controlled rocket back convertible?

Ed and Daggett: Cool! (Outside, Daggett hands Lancelot his laptop when she's in her new and improved car. The music plays in the background)

Daggett: The song's on this.

Lancelot: I have to say I kind of like it here. Good acoustics.

Eddy: Maybe we can work together again.

Lancelot: I'd like that! Stay cool, sweetheart. (She drives away into the distance. Eddy looks in that direction, with hearts flying out, surrounding his head.)

Timmy: Eddy and Lancelot sitting in a tree, (muffled due to Eddy's hand in mouth) K.I.S.S.I.N.G!

Daggett: I hope she likes my remix.

Eddy: Well played, sir.

(The song plays through the credits and sneak peek on the next episode)

You're Lancelot, superstar

Love you just the way you a-a-are

You're Lancelot, superstar

Love you just the way you a-a-are

You're Lancelot! (echoes)

Lancelot! (echoes)