Newserator/Transcript

This is a transcript for the episode Newserator.
 * (The episode begins with Tom and Ben reading a news report on TV. They are in the studio of Tom and Ben News.)
 * Reporter: Reading our top story: Kid cat Nashua breaks her own record by divorcing 9th husband after only 72 hours.
 * (Tom swipes away the TV, and reads his reports)
 * Tom: Our top story on the Tom and Ben News... Errrr.
 * (Ben spins in his chair, chuckling. An advert for the Tomato Fest appears above the reporters. A hand then shuts it down.)
 * Tom: Frankly, folks, nothing is happening around here.
 * (The screen at the bottom of the desk, which was showing the logo, switches to a black screen saying "OFF THE AIR")
 * Tom: Why, oh, why, is anyone going to watch our news show in a town where nothing happens?
 * Ben: You can't just make news happen unless you're Rupert Murdoch.
 * Tom: Yeah. Too bad he couldn't invent something that makes news!
 * (Ben suddenly gets an idea)
 * Ben: Challenge accepted!
 * (He runs off, spinning Tom's chair.)