Jet Pack Cat/Transcript

(The episode begins with Tom and Ben about to test a jetpack. Tom puts it on.)

Tom: If this works, I'll be world-famous!

(Tom does various operations to prepare the jetpack for flight while Ben makes a scientific statement.

Ben: The atmosphere conditions and pressure ratios combined with the lack of any precipitation make it a fine AM for our test.

Tom: What?

Ben: Uh. It’s a beautiful morning for a blast-off

Tom: Why didn't you just say that?

(Tom jumps up and blasts off.)

Tom: Whoa! *chuckle*

(Cuts to Pierre's tent, Pierre is dreaming about his love interest)

(Pierre suddenly wakes up after hearing a loud noise)

Pierre: AHH!!

(Cuts to Ginger chasing a lizard)

Ginger: Hey, wait, come back here, wait! *laughs*

(Ginger hears a noise)

Ginger: Huh?

(Tom is in the sky)

Tom: Woohoo! This is amazing!

Ginger: Wow! Awesome!

(The lizard runs away.)

(Cuts to the outside of the tent next to the trailer)

Pierre: That's it! I'm one angry bird! Why do you test in the morning? You're always waking me up!

Ben: You've heard the saying, "The Early Bird catches the worm", right?

Pierre: Yes, and I hate it. They should change it to, "The Early Noisy Dog and Cat 'ought to go back to sleep"! What are you guys testing anyways?

Ben: An individual back-mounted rocket powered propulsion unit.

Pierre: A what?

Ben *sighs* A jet-pack.

(Meanwhile, Tom is in the sky testing the jet-pack, when he goes to a window of an airplane where Angela is in. She is shocked to see him fly.)

(Cuts to the trailer)

Ginger: I saw Tom flying like a catbird!

(Tom lands with smoke. Pierre, Ginger and Ben cough.)

Tom: This is great! Everyone is gonna want one of these.

Pierre: Not everyone.

Tom: We'll be able to zip anywhere in seconds, with no traffic jams. Only one problem--bugs in your teeth.

Pierre: Eww!

Ben: Eww...

Ginger: Eww!

(Tom shakes his head to get the bugs off his teeth)

Ben: So we need a mandibular maxillary mounting incisor protector. Hmm...

Tom, Pierre and Ginger: A what?

Ben: *sigh* A mouth guard.

Pierre: Why didn't you just say that?

Ginger: I wanna fly!

Tom: You're too young, so don't touch it.

(Cuts to the jet-pack placement)

Ginger: They didn't say you couldn't touch it, Gina. Now, which button to push--(Ginger blasts off after pushing the button) AAH!

Tom: Oh, look at that.

(Ginger is in the sky)

Ginger: AHH!

Tom: HE TOUCHED IT!

Ginger: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!

(The jet-pack stops flying)

Ginger: Ahh!

(Ginger and Gina suddenly stop falling. Pierre catches them)

Pierre: I gotcha!

(The jet pack falls, crashes to the ground and breaks)

(Pierre lands Ginger and Gina gracefully)

Ginger: I'm sorry. I just wanted to fly.

Tom: It's totally broken. (creaks jet-pack wing) So much for fame and fortune.

Ginger: I'll help you fix it.

Ben: No no no no no no, it's too dangerous!

Tom: Hey look! A lizard!

(Ginger starts chasing it again)

Pierre: And I'm going back to bed. Why don't you guys try and invent something quiet for a change?

Ben: (loudly) Challenge accepted!

(The episode ends)