The Incredible Super-Fan/Transcript

 (Location: Garage) 

Bongo: Let's stop a crime now, huh?

Ginger: Oh.

Tom: Whoo~

Ben: I've never been a fan of the Bongo & McGillicudy show, but their new mobile game rules!

Angela: Um...

Tom: Hm...

Ben: Get it? "Rules?" Because it's a game about law enforcement.

Ginger: Stop ruining it, Ben! This is the best app I ever played this week.

Ginger: My perp confessed! I just leveled up to bicycle cop! Whoo! Huh! Yeah! Oh!

Angela: I love how you can make your own character. I'm playing as Jackie, a no-nonsense lady of law who hates crime, and nonsense.

Ben: Ooh, don't mess with Jackie!

Tom: Wait, I just realized something. If we're loving this game, imagine how Hank, the world's biggest Bongo & McGillicuddy fan feels. This must be the best day of his life!

Ginger: Yeah, it must be!

Hank: (Suddenly enters) Ahhh! This is the worst day of my life! Have you seen this new game? It's an insult! A joke! A slap in the face to our cartoon boys in blue!

Angela: Really? We all love it.

Tom: Yeah.

Angela: It's fun.

Hank: It's not fun, it's wrong!

Hank: The shape of the police station is wrong. The rookie ranking system is wrong. And McGillicuddy's accent, it's ridiculous and also wrong!

Bongo: Let's stop a crime now, huh?

Hank: Argh!

Tom: I guess we didn't notice all that. We just thought anything with Bongo & McGillicuddy in it has gotta be good. Right?

Hank: Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! (goes upstairs, screams)

 [Theme song] 

 (Location: Hank's room) 

Hank: Ugh! "Five stars, this game rocks." Oh, what do they know? Again, "five stars."

Hank: Ugh! Why can't they see how much better the show is? (Turns on TV)

Bongo: We did it, McGillicuddy! We made a cake to suprise the Chief on the anniversary of his first collar.

McGillicuddy: (hoots)

Bongo: (laughs) Ain't that the truth. Sometimes if you want something done right, you just have to do it yourself. (winks)

Hank: Oh... Bongo you are so right! I have to do it myself! And I think I know just what "it" myself is going to do...

 (Location: park) 

Bongo: Let's stop a crime now, huh?

Hank: Attention everyone! Do not play the Bongo & McGillicuddy mobile game!

Old Lady: Why not? I love that app!

Hank: You're playing a bad game! But don't worry, I have a better one.

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