Hank vs. Vampires/Transcript

( Garage, night. A mysterious man approaches the garage )

( Meanwhile, Hank, bored, change channel )

Hank: ( Yawns ) 

Alec Baldwin: One Night: Hank is tired after playing with Zoboo.

( knock on door, thunderclap )

Hank: ( Open the door ) Hello ! May I help you ?

Mysterious Man: Have you ever felt disappointed with... Your television options ? ( Evil laugh ) 

Hank: No. ￼￼I've never thought about that, but i'm thinking about it now.

( Tom and Angela appear )

Tom: ( Clears throat ) 

Mysterious Man: ( Laughter )

Tom: Hank, what are you doing ? Don't talk to a door-to-door salesman. ( Swings Hank )

Angela: Yeah, back off, buddy ! Go peedle your lies somewhere else.

Mysterious Man: Oh, I am dreadfully sorry. I merely thought you might be interested in 500 television channels.

Hank: ( Gasps ) 500 channels ? Tom, we should hear him out.

( Tom pulls Hank into the garage and closes the door )

Tom: You can't trust a salesman. They'll say anything to try and make a sale.

Angela: And Tom should know, because he's basically a salesman !

Tom: Yeah. Wait, that was a compliment, right ?

Angela: Um...

Tom: Huh ! I'll take it as a compliment.

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