The Love Ride/Transcript

OUTFIT7 intro starts.

Ben: Ooh, and the diner’s got automatic spatulas. They’re flipping burgers with, get this! TX 20 Robotic Arms!

Xenon: Ha, what did they think they are, a satellite factory?

Ben: (giggles) Oh, Xeenie-Bikini-Grant-A-Wish-Cuz-You’re-My-Genie, A long distance relationship is TRULY the best relationship!

Xenon: Oh, that reminds me I have a surprise for you, I'm actually gonna be in town this weekend!

Ben: (Almost falls) Ah, thank goodness the dstance was killing me

Xenon: There was a travel emergency - for work a TOP-secret deadly virus.... Anyways i can't wait to see you

Ben: To mark this occasion, let's do something EXTREMELY romantic - How about an evening of enchantment at the Musuem of USB Cables

(ben grins)

Xenon: Oh! Ya know what i would like to do?

Lets go driving.

Ben: Ok.

Xenon: I had so much fun last weekend driving with my work friend "Albert"

Ben: Haha! Albert that's a funny new kind of name for a feale work comp.

Xenon: No. Albert is a GUY

(ben gasps)

Ben: A g-g-g-g-guy a g-guy?

Xenon: Yeah. He works in Gentlemen Mechanics Divison.

Ben: A gentle mechanics guy?, Alright. We'll go driving too

Xenon: Hooray!, I'll see you in 172,000 seconds

(chuckles scared)

Tom: How are you gonna drive Xenon?, you don't have a car

(ben gets wiggly and scared)

Angela: That's not his only problem. Who's Albert?

(intro music plays)

(airplane)

Tom: I can't BEELIEVE that you told Xenon you have a car.

Ben: I didn't tell her that I-i just uh chose not to fully explain that i don't have a car.

Angela: Oh, Ben a relationship without honesty is like... Candy without a bag, where is it gonna go??

Ben: The floor, your hand, your mouth?

Angela: Ugh.

Ben: Fine, i'll call Xenon and tell her that i don't have a car... AND SHE'LL PROBABLY LEAVE ME FOR ALBERT WITH THE CAR...

Tom: Stop whining., We're gonna find you a sweet car

Ben: But i love whining!

Tom: This car-buying site says they have cool cars at hot prices.. Hot cars at Cool prices or whatever

Crazy Dr. Internet Doctor: I'M CRAZY DOCTOR INTENRNET DOCTOR CAR SALESMAN WITH CRAZY CAR DEALS

Crazy Dr. Internet Doctor: I got 4 doors, 2 doors, No doors, I got fast cars, slow cars, cars you have to pedal, Tell 'em how CRAAZY i am, Nanny

Nanny The Goat: Crazy Dr. Internet Doctor Car Salesman, no price is too low

Crazy Dr. Internet Doctor: We're the best in town don't be a clown come in around

(muted)

Angela: Do it, Ben! Make him a offer

Ben: Lets see, all - the - money - i have and, There

Crazy Dr. Internet Doctor: Are you crazy? Thats not enough for a car

Tom: But you said "No offer was too low"

Crazy Dr. Internet Doctor: No the goat said that.

Ben: B-but that's all the money we have!

(outro music plays)