Save The Tree/Transcript

Ginger: Aaagghh!

(All gasps)

Tom: Whoo-hoo!

Ben: Wow!

Tom: That has got to be the longest ever front yard tire swing jump!

Hank: Ooh, not even close. Sorry Ginger. You'll never beat my record.

Ginger: There's no record I can't beat. (pants, grunts and strains)

Angela: (sighs)

Ben: Hello, Angela. You're just in time for the clash of the tire-tans!

Tom: You're not call it that, Ben. Uh-oh. Did I forget a date? It's not your plant's birthday, is it?

Angela: No, that's next week. But I just went to the DJ-JD concert, and all the money they made went to the "Keep Our Ocean Wet" foundation.

Ben: I see. And you hate oceans.

Angela: I love oceans! But the band was using its musical power to save the world, and I don't do that.

Tom: Hey, you make people dance, and dancing is great.

Angela: I need to save something! It's my responsibility as a singer!

Ginger: Ah! (groans)

Angela: Woah! What is going on here?

Hank: Ah, just a kid chasing an impossible dream. Face it, Ginger. My tire jump record will stand as long as that tree. For years and years and years and—

(whirring)

The Landlord: Get out! I got a power tool and you don't got eye protection!

Ben: Woah, hey! Watch where you're swinging that thing! You might hit the tree!

The Landlord: This tree is blocking the sunlight my roses need, so I'm cutting it down!

(All gasps)

Angela: Back off, Landlord! I just found my cause. I'm saving this tree!

(the scene cuts to theme song)

The Landlord: Step aside.

Angela: I'm not stepping anywhere. I'm saving this tree!

Ginger: Yeah! And if you cut down the tree, I'll never break Hank's jump record! Oh, is this your doing, Hank?

Hank: I'd never do anything to hurt this tree. We have too many memories.

(chainsaw whirrs)

The Landlord: Oh, boo-hoo, hoo! There's a lots of trees in the forest. Now make like a tree and leave on out of here!

Angela: Uh-uh! You can't cut down the tree if I'm living in it! Ha ha!

The Landlord: No, stop! Uh, you... You might fall!

Angela: Ha! Fall into history, as a hero! Haha!

Tom: Angela, are you sure about this? You don't like camping, and this is like extra uncomfortable camping.

Angela: Listen, if I have to suffer for my cause, I will. Who's with me?

Ben: You can't live in the tree, Tom. We have a lot of work to do today.

Tom: Ah, yeah. Sorry Angela.

Angela: (gasps)

Hank: I'll do it! Me and that tree have a bond that can't be broken.

Ginger: If you're doing it, I'm doing it. You're not better than me.

Hank: Uh, yeah, I am. Up we go! Get off! Stop it!

Angela: Hey, Landlord, I just started a movement. "#SaveTheTree". Give up yet?

The Landlord: Of course not. You can't stay up there forever. And once you come down, "Timber!" (laughing)

Angela: ♫ Can't you see? ♫

♫ We're living in the tree ♫

♫ I got my friends here with me and that's how it's supposed to be ♫

Choir: ♫ Ooooooooh, We're living in the tree ♫

Angela: Mmm!

The Landlord: Rrrrrrraaaaaaaa!

Angela: ♫ Can't you see? ♫

Choir: ♫ We're living in the tree ♫

(Camera clicks)

Angela: #SaveTheTree! I'm sure the Landlord is about to crack!

Ginger: I don't know. He looks motivated.

The Landlord: Ah, this glowstick chandler will give you light until that nasty tree goes down.

Angela: Ugh.

Hank: This is a real stalemate, huh? I hope Mother Nature appreciates everything we're doing for her.

Angela: I can't give up, no matter how long this takes.

(clicking)

Ginger: I've got enough candy to last another week, so—

(clicks)

Ginger: (screams)

Angela: Don't panic. We knew there might be a few bugs when we got into this.

(clicking)

Angela: (screams)

Hank: Uh-oh. I recognize that click from an episode of Nature's Worst Bugs. Peruvian butt-pinch beetles! They're nasty!

Ginger: Ow, my butt!

Ginger: Ow! Ooh!

Angela: Ah! No! Why are they attacking us?

Hank: Because Peruvian butt-pinch beetles are fiercely territorial! They must think we're invading their home!

Angela: No! Excuse me, bugs, this is a misunderstanding. We're trying to help your home!

Ginger: They don't care. Abandon branch!

Angela: Wait! Guys, If we go down, then he wins!

(Angela, Ginger and Hank yelling)

The Landlord: Everything okay up there? Hey, uh, why does the goofy one and the tiny one have, uh, the ants in the pants?

Angela: It's, uh, definitely not ants! We're all just so happy about saving this tree. Right, guys? Ow! Ooh!

Ben: Tom, aren't you somehow not interested in our annual printer ink budget?

Tom: I should be dancing in that tree with Angela. She needs all the help she can get to beat the Landlord.

Ben: She'll be fine! She started that FastaPic hashtag.

Tom: Oh, no. Her newest picture only has 14 likes.

Ben: 14 likes is good for someone starting a worldwide movement from a tree.

Tom: That is a great point. You can't start a movement like that, unless the world comes to you! Ben, I gotta go. Time to save my girlfriend’s plan to save a tree!

Ben: Oh, boy.

Tom: Come save the oldest tree in town! Or at least the oldest tree in our yard!

(people murmurs)

(bugs clicking)

Angela: I'm running out of hands! I'm out of hands!

Ben: Gah-ow! Ouch! Ow! What are we gonna do? These things are everywhere!

Ginger: Yah! Yah!